Apparently there are some lines even I wouldn’t cross!
I saw an article about a spider in the news today! (And it did NOT look like this one!)
This thing was in the rain-forest of South America, and was at least a foot across, and it wasn’t one of those skinny things that are all legs …………………, this one was big, and thick, and mean, and hairy, with two big fangs in the front!
And a BIG picture of it!
(The guy who wrote the article said it was the size of a PUPPY!)
Folks, I won’t show you the picture………. bad enough that I’M going to have nightmares, without giving them to everyone else as well!
How about a shaggy dog story instead?

Sarnia, Ontario, just had a Zombie infestation over the weekend!
According to the Perspective Research Department, between 70 – 100 Zombies were seen walking around the downtown core on Sunday Afternoon!
No reports yet on how they managed to get rid of them!
A student gathering at a college in Hampshire got out of hand on Sunday when an impromptu “pumpkin tossing” or “pumpkin chucking” broke out, and then quickly got out of hand.
Dozens were arrested or injured ………….., some both!
Folks, your befuddled and confused reporter is getting further and further behind n the world of technology!
Just found out that if you’re traveling to the States, you can put a digital version of your passport on your I Phone!
NOW, in a world wide (pants) exclusive from the pages of “Gawker” we have this breaking story from the entertainment world!
Tony Mendez, Dave Letterman’s long-time cue card guy, got fired this week when he assaulted the Emmy-nominated staff writer he had been arguing with.
Mendez—who is often featured on the show—told the Post he began arguing with staff writer Bill Scheft as the pair competed for Dave’s affection.
“Bill was always undermining me — making himself out as Dave’s No. 1,” Mendez said. “Trying to pretend that I wasn’t even in the room . . . little passive-aggressive things.”
Things apparently got physical when Mendez saw Dave take Scheft’s side: On Wednesday, Oct. 8, the three were rehearsing in Letterman’s backstage digs at the Ed Sullivan Theater when Mendez said he reacted to one of Scheft’s interruptions, telling him, “I know what I’m doing. Get off my back.”
But suddenly Letterman growled, “Tony, your sour disposition isn’t helping,” Mendez ­recalled.
” ‘You’re the one who has the sour disposition, mothf–ker,’ ” Mendez snapped back.
Still, Mendez said he was hurt by the exchange with his idol and boss of 21 years.
“That night I wanted to tell Dave how much that hurt my feelings,” Mendez said. “And then I realized that this is what Bill was doing. He was trying to create a wedge between us so Dave would think I was an a–hole.”
Mendez said he stewed all night and the next morning, when he got to work, he was literally at Scheft’s throat.
According to the Post, Mendez grabbed Scheft and threw him against a wall before a Thursday taping. He was kicked out of the Ed Sullivan theater that day and formally terminated last Monday.
A representative for Worldwide Pants told Deadline that the company won’t comment on confidential personnel matters, but the Post says Letterman is still giving Mendez full salary and health benefits through the end of the season.

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