Ladies and Gentlemen: As any regular reader of this blog will know, we here in the Perspective Research Department are champions of gay rights!
Even though we don’t agree with gay “marriage,” we believe that being gay should not have any negative connotations associated with it, and certainly no legal or moral impediments.
With this in mind I would like to draw your attention to a case of outright discrimination in Ireland!
A gay breeding bull who shows no interest in mating with an field full of fertile cows is facing slaughter
Benjy shows more of a liking for the other bulls at the farm in County Mayo, Ireland, where he was purchased to impregnate the heifers
The pedigree Charolais beast was expected to take his pick of the female cows but checks found none of them were carrying calves.
The farmer, who wishes to remain anonymous, at first thought Benjy must have been put off by having to perform his sexual duties in public.
But the farmer has been forced to replace him and a number of the cows are now thought to be pregnant, leaving Benjy’s fate in the balance.
The farmer told the Irish Daily Mail: “The bull is now too old to castrate and turn into a bullock so I will keep him for the factory.
“At first I didn’t take seriously that the bull could be gay but after seeking advice I know this can happen.”
Benjy shows more of a liking for the other bulls at the farm in County Mayo, Ireland, where he was purchased to impregnate the heifers
The pedigree Charolais beast was expected to take his pick of the female cows but checks found none of them were carrying calves.
The farmer, who wishes to remain anonymous, at first thought Benjy must have been put off by having to perform his sexual duties in public.
But the farmer has been forced to replace him and a number of the cows are now thought to be pregnant, leaving Benjy’s fate in the balance.
The farmer told the Irish Daily Mail: “The bull is now too old to castrate and turn into a bullock so I will keep him for the factory.
“At first I didn’t take seriously that the bull could be gay but after seeking advice I know this can happen.”
NOTE: Even tho9ugh this cow is gay, we have no ill will toward it.
BUT!
You might also notice that the cow is also an albino, and we definitely do not have ANY sympathy for them!
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That “polar vortex” about to hit central Canada means that winter is officially here for some parts of the country! If anybody is looking for me I will be out in the woods behind my place looking for a cave to hibernate in!
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News into the Perspective Research Department that India has set up a ministry to promote alternative therapies such as yoga and traditional ayurveda medicine, as Prime Minister Narendra Modi embarks on a mission to raise awareness and the appeal of home-grown health treatments.
Shripad Naik is India’s new politician in charge of the Ministry of Yoga!
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It’s Singles Day in China on today, a type of Valentine’s Day that sees people celebrate their single status by buying billions of dollars worth of items online.
One Chinese programmer was so sick of being single that he spent more than €65,685 buying 99 iPhone 6s to propose to his girlfriend.
The problem is, she said no.
The young Guagzhou tech worker spent 500,000 yuan (€65,685) on Apple’s latest gadget, the equivalent of two years’ annual salary in the country.
He carefully arranged the iPhones into the shape of a heart, and even had some money left over to buy a bunch of flowers. So far, so good, right?
Not quite. In front of his colleagues and friends, she turned him down, with the resulting photos emerging on the Weibo social network.
If you’re looking for a cheap iPhone 6, you know who to call.
http://www.independent.ie/business/technology/man-spends-65000-on-iphone-6s-to-propose-to-girlfriend-she-says-no-30734530.html
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By the way: Here are the three most beautiful cars ever made!
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AND FINALLY: DON’T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!
It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT – A WARNING TO US ALL!
I don’t know why I didn’t figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”
No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo, and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads: “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower.
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