Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

O.K. kids, pay attention:

Scientists discover key driver of human aging: May lead to slowing or reversing of aging process.

Now, here's the rub!

If this turns out to be true, anyone who was against "Stem Cell" research for religious or moral grounds will not be able to receive any treatment!

These people are the same as those who are against  Genetically Modified Organisms (foods) ....., if you're against it, ya don't deserve to benefit from it!


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Well, here's something ya don't see everyday!

Last week, police in Galveston, Tx., arrested Jonathon Glenn for allegedly stabbing someone Tuesday night. Following a brief chase, the 29-year-old was placed in the backseat of a squad car, where he reportedly proceeded to shit his pants, scoop the excrement into his mouth, and then spit it at the arresting officers.

KTRK reports that, according to police, Glenn then tried to choke himself with a seatbelt before officers cut it away.

Glenn is being held on a charge of aggravated assault. He’s also wanted on kidnapping charges in Midland, Tx.

Image via KTRK. HT NY Daily News. Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.