Another Saturday Morning Confusion!

Dear Readers, I got the fifteen biggest promises made by Donald Trump this week, and I am rather confused about just how seriously deluded this guy is!

-"I don't need anybody's money ... I'm using my own money, I'm not using the lobbyists, I'm not using donors, I don't care. I'm really rich."
-"The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody else's problems."
-"Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump. Nobody."
-"When Mexico sends its people they're not sending their best ... They're sending people that have lots of problems ... They are bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists."
-"I have so many websites, I have them all over the place, I hire people, they do a website, it costs me $3."
-"Obamacare really kicks in in 2016. Obama's going to be out playing golf, he might even be on one of my courses. I would invite him ... I have the best courses in the world."
-"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. I will bring back our jobs from China, from Mexico, from Japan, from so many places. I'll bring back our jobs and I'll bring back our money."
-"How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are the politicians to allow this to happen? How stupid are they?"
-"I'm a free trader, but the problem is you need really talented people to negotiate for you ... But we have people that are stupid."
-"I'm not saying they are stupid ... I like China ... I love China ... Their leaders are much smarter than our leaders."
-"Saudi Arabia, without us, is gone. They're gone."

-"I'm proud of my net worth, I've done an amazing job ... The total is $8,737,540,000 US. I'm not doing that to brag, because you know what, I don't have to brag."

-"I think I am a nice person. People that know me like me. Does my family like me? I think so ... I think I'm actually a very nice person."
-"I promise I will never be in a bicycle race. That I can tell you."

-"Sadly the American dream is dead. But if I get elected president, I will bring it back bigger and better and stronger than ever before and we will make America great again."

 DONALD .......,YOU'RE FIRED! -Ed.