That Jew Bernie Sanders gotta get Jesus into his life!!!!!

Dear Readers:

Just before we get into what pastor Mark Burns said about Bernie, I've found that as I listened to all those political debates down in the States over the past few months, I couldn't help but feel that the Republicans and Democrats are not only running in two entirely different elections ......., but that the son-of-a-bitches ain't even on the same Planet!

Now that we have that out of the way, get a load of THIS statement from Evangelical pastor Mark Burns at a Donald Drumpf rally! (His comments about Bernie are about half-way through!)

A pastor speaking at a Donald Trump rally in North Carolina said Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders (Who is Jewish) needs to "meet Jesus." 
"Bernie Sanders, who doesn’t believe in God ........, how in the world we going to let Bernie........., I mean, really?" televangelist Mark Burns said.
"Listen, Bernie’s got to get saved, Bernie’s got to meet Jesus, I don't know," Burns said. "He’s got to have a coming to Jesus meeting." (Although Sanders is Jewish, but told the Washington Post earlier this year that he was not "actively involved with organized religion.")

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-pastor-bernie-sanders-jesus_us_56e76510e4b065e2e3d7192a?ir=Entertainment&section=us_entertainment&utm_hp_ref=entertainment

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A Mississauga, Ont., woman has won what is being called "the largest jackpot ever in the history of Canadian lottery." The Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corp. says Zhe Wang held the single winning ticket for its $64 million jackpot.

Previously, the largest Lotto 649 jackpot ever offered was $63.4 million for the April 13, 2013 draw.

(Gee, I guess this would be a good time to remind her about that two hundred bucks I lent her back in 1977. I assume it would be a goodly sum by now if ya factor in the compound interest! -Ed.)

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There was a headline on Reddit that caught my attention: Babies know when they don’t know something.

All was well until I read the first paragraph .............!

Adults tend to know sometimes when they don't know something, but they prefer to "act" like they know because they do not want people to think they don't know. But at the end there will always be 1. Things you don't know that you don't know. 2. Things you know that you don't know. 3. Things you know that you know, and 4. Things you don't know that you know.

(By this time, figuring out what I knew about the statements had given me a headache, so I gave up on the article because I just wasn't sure what it was that I knew ....................., or how I knew it!)

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Remember when Michael Jackson bought all the rights to the Beatles song catalog and Paul McCartney was really pissed about it?

Well, now Michael Jackson's estate has agreed to sell its remaining stake in that lucrative music catalog to Sony Corp. for $750 million US, a spokesman announced yesterday. 

The agreement for Jackson's half-share of the Sony/ATV Music Publishing catalog will give the company sole ownership of works by The Beatles, Bob Dylan and other hit making musicians, including Eminem and Taylor Swift.

 

The deal is another posthumous blockbuster deal for Jackson, whose estate has erased the singer's massive debts through a mixture of new music and movie ventures and re-releases of the singer's most popular music.

(This guy is like Elvis .................., he's making more money now that he's dead, than when he was alive!)