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Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Oh shit. Ya, and lots of it!

Dear Readers:

Image result for constipated clipartHaving been around the block a few times, combined with the research your faithful reporter does for this blog every day, you'd think there's not too much that surprises me anymore ...., but you would be wrong!
Some people are taking extremely large doses of the anti-diarrhea medication Imodium in an attempt to get high.
Folks I don't know whether to believe this or not, but personally I think they're full of shit! [sic]

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News from down east that a cow escaped its pen at an auction in Annapolis and went on a 10 km rampage that left 4 people in hospital before the cops were able to put a bullet in it! 
The President of the Annapolis County Federation of Agriculture, Lloyd Evans, said the cow escaped at the exhibition grounds in Lawrencetown when employees were trying to unload cattle from a truck into a holding pen.
Image result for mad cow clipart"The animal running loose was crazy," Evans said. "Usually if you're standing in front of an animal they'll go around you. Well, this animal was charging right through anybody that got in front of it."
The cow ran up Highway 1, he said, then down a trail until it was about eight kilometres away from the auction site. That's when the RCMP arrived on the scene and shot and killed the animal.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/rampaging-cow-lawrencetown-annapolis-valley-cattle-sale-1.3566683?cmp=rss

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Image result for JANET JACKSONJanet Jackson just announced that at age 49 she is pregnant.

That means she will have a teenager when she is in her sixties.

GOOD LUCK JANET!