The horror of it all!

- I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

-  I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

-  I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

-  She wondered why she was casting two shadows. After all, there was only a single light bulb.

-  The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. .......... I live on the 14th floor.

 -  I just saw my reflection blink.

-  My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.

- I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

-  I was stoned. And Taco Bell was closed.


-  Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling.

-  I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

AND ONE FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!

- Once I had a nightmare that I was in jail ....., and when I woke up, I WAS!