Mayor gives "key to the city" to Deputy Mayor.

Dear Readers:

Well we finally did it kids, London, Ontario, Canada's tenth or eleventh largest city, has finally hit the big time.

As reported by all the major media outlets, our Mayor and Deputy Mayor, (who will remain nameless to protect their families) have been involved in a bit of hank-panky on the side ....., with each other!

Yup,  our very own sex-scandal kids. (Both of them have taken a short leave of absence, so if ya really want to know who it was ....., just go to the next city council meeting and see who's absent!)

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News from Florida that an alligator caught and dragged a toddler into a river  yesterday, and authorities are conducting what they call a "search and rescue" operation.

 Look folks, there might be a search, (although I doubt they will find anything) but there is definitely no RESCUE!

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The insanity never ends down south:

Congressional Democrats are renewing their push for gun control measures in the wake of the Orlando terror massacre, arguing the best way to prevent suspected terrorists from carrying out acts of violence is to legally limit their access to firearms.
Republicans have their own proposals for confronting the terror threat, and warn that certain gun control measures could make Americans less safe. House Speaker Paul Ryan on Tuesday touted proposals to improve refugee screening and other measures to deal with homegrown terrorism.
But while some Democrat-backed gun proposals have little chance of passing -- like a reinstated assault-weapons ban, a move President Obama endorsed Tuesday -- others could gain traction in Congress.
Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., and Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., specifically are pushing a proposal to the top of the Democratic agenda that would bar suspected terrorists from purchasing guns and explosives.
The bill would allow federal authorities to block gun sales to anyone on a government watch list or whom federal officials believe might use the gun in a terror attack.

 The debate heated up to the point where they had a full scale riot that resulted in fist fights! Fortunately fists were all that were used because guns are not allowed on the floor!

NOW,  IF YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST HOW SCREWED UP THINGS ARE DOWN THERE, WATCH THIS INTERVIEW ON THE RIGHT WING FOX NEWS!