SANTA MISSING?

Dear Friends:

According to NATO, who has been tracking Santa since his departure from the North Pole about an hour ago, Santa and his sleigh have disappeared from radar somewhere over central Russia and all telemetry has ceased.

Officials are not too sure what happened yet, but they do not have any evidence of a crash. (Mrs. Claus also issued a statement that Santa had quite a bit of 'eggnog' before leaving on his appointed rounds, but whether this was a contributing factor remains to be seen!)

We at the Perspective Research Department are continuing to monitor the situation and will keep you up-to-date on any new developments!

Allan