Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around! ("If it is true that humans share 44% of their DNA with bananas, then how, when, and why did it become so much more difficult to drive a stick-shift? Answer me that , eh!")

Friday, December 23, 2016

Why isn't Santa "Black!"

Dear friends:

What a silly question ....., and I keep hearing it from different sources.

Folks this is just another example of Political Correctness run amok, and I wish they would stop it!

We all know that people in northern climates gradually turn whiter and whiter as you go north, until they are actually red-haired and pale, while going south you see darker and darker skinned people.

Now think about where Santa is from?

That's right: THE NORTH POLE! (Ya can't get further north than that folks!)

The natural question should be: "WHY DOESN'T SANTA CLAUS HAVE RED HAIR AND FRECKLES?"