· If I had a dollar for every girl that found me
unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
· Today a man
knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming
pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
· I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
· If you can smile when things go
wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
· Take my advice — I'm not using it.
· My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
· Hospitality is the art of making
guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
· Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
· Ever stop to think and forget to
start again?
· Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
· He who laughs last thinks slowest.
· Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
· I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
· I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
· If at first you
don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
· If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
· Money is the root of all wealth.
· No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Hi
Sweetheart, I
am sorry about getting into an argument about
putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel
like you are pushing me too hard when you want something.
I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing
for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be
happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season.
Nothing
brightens the Christmas spirit
like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you
today; and now I will be off to play some golf...
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home late.
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home late.
Her response -
Hi Honey,
Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too,
felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize.
Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too,
felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize.
I realize that I can
sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your
feelings from now on. Thank
you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me.
you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me.
It really means a lot. In
the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you;
and now I am off to the mall.
I love you too!
.
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