The left-wing is crazy and the right-wing scares the shit out of me!

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Tuesday 14 March 2017

Rope a dope!

Dear Friends:

Want to know how to clean up the world of politics folks?

First ya take Donald Trump of the United States of America, Rodrigo Duterte of the Philippines,  Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Turkey, Viktor Orbán of Hungary, Jacob Zuma of South Africa,  Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of Iran, Vladimir Putin of Russia, Xi Jinping of China, Kim Jong Un of North Korea, some of the guys in the "stan" countries, (Turkmenistan etc.)  and a few others I can't remember at the moment, and then you put them all in a large burlap sack!

Next you take the sack and hang it a couple of feet off the ground with a large rope. (In what we call baseball's 'sweet' spot.)

Now, since we're talking about baseball, go and get yourself a baseball bat!

Then walk up to the sack and try and hit a whole bunch of home runs!!!

(Now here's the beautiful part kids!)

No matter who ya hit ......,  it'll always be the right one!

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