The left-wing is crazy and the right-wing scares the shit out of me!

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Tuesday 18 April 2017

With friends like these ........

Dear Friends: "Let's get things back into Perspective!"

Unlike most people I don't have a great number of personal friends, except maybe for my wife and several people I have known since I was a kid!

Other than that I would say I have far more acquaintances than best friends, and this suite me just fine since the people I am close with ...., are a rather strange lot to begin with!

Show you what I mean!

One of my friends keeps a can of WD - 40 next to the toilet, and the only reason it's there is because when somebody asks him about it ..., he can gleefully tell them it's because he's "anal retentive" (his shit's stuck) and this helps him get relief when it gets too bad!

Like I said, I don't have too many personal friends, but the one's I got are more than enough!


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