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Wednesday 16 August 2017

What's your I.Q.



 Dear Friends: "Let's get things back into perspective here!"

An American on vacation in Canada goes into the 'Lighthouse Pub' in Sechelt B.C. where there is a robot bartender. 

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy replies, “Whiskey.”

 The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your I.Q.?”

 The guy says, “168.”

 The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

 After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

 The guy answers, “Whiskey.”

 The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your I.Q.?”

 The man replies, “100.”

 The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and hockey.

 The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.

 The man replies, “Whiskey.”

 The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”The man answers, “50.”

 The robot leans in real close and asks,

 “So . . . are . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Trump?”

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