SUNDAY MORNING FUNNIES # 34095890

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only a few times in history where the "F" word 

has been considered acceptable:

"What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

"What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

"Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- George Custer, 1877

"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

 "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

"Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

 AND FOR OUR AMERICAN FRIENDS:

 

Public Service Announcement:

Please..I repeat, please do not use the $1, $20, $50, or the $100 bills as they have former slave owners on them!  Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly!! Do not just throw them away.  They need to be disposed of properly and I am a certified money disposer.  Rest assured, I will take that dirty money to places that will make it disappear.  

Thank you for your cooperation.