Dear Friends:
Rumours are circulating that Drumpf wants to buy Greenland!
What started out as a practical joke on poor Donald by some of his friends has somehow worked its way into his brain and now he's serious about it! (Greenland is the biggest island in the world.... but only has a population of about 56,000 people who are mostly Inuit, just like our Canadian Indigenous people!)
Well, I have news for The Donald folks.........., as the "De Facto" Ruler of the World (And last honest broker!) your ever resourceful reporter thinks we should make a deal with Denmark to buy the place....... and then grab Alaska and the Turks and Caicos Islands as well. -See map. (I have a feeling that Alaska would be happy to get away from Drumpf and all the nonsense going on down there.... while the Turks and Caicos have been wanting to join Canada for a long time!
P.S. That way there will be Alaska and B.C. as one Province, (or two) the Prairies as another, then Ontario, then Quebec, and then "New Scotia!" .......the Turks and Caicos and Greenland would be more Territories for us and we would have a place for our winter holidays on a sunny island as well.
Rumours are circulating that Drumpf wants to buy Greenland!
What started out as a practical joke on poor Donald by some of his friends has somehow worked its way into his brain and now he's serious about it! (Greenland is the biggest island in the world.... but only has a population of about 56,000 people who are mostly Inuit, just like our Canadian Indigenous people!)
Well, I have news for The Donald folks.........., as the "De Facto" Ruler of the World (And last honest broker!) your ever resourceful reporter thinks we should make a deal with Denmark to buy the place....... and then grab Alaska and the Turks and Caicos Islands as well. -See map. (I have a feeling that Alaska would be happy to get away from Drumpf and all the nonsense going on down there.... while the Turks and Caicos have been wanting to join Canada for a long time!
P.S. That way there will be Alaska and B.C. as one Province, (or two) the Prairies as another, then Ontario, then Quebec, and then "New Scotia!" .......the Turks and Caicos and Greenland would be more Territories for us and we would have a place for our winter holidays on a sunny island as well.
The way I see it anyway!
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