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Thursday, 20 February 2020

If I ruled the World #679: Solving the U.S. Election!

Dear Friends:

After watching the Democrat debate last night your trustworthy reporter and de-facto 'Ruler of the World' has formed some definite opinions about how this whole election thing in the States should shake out next November.

1. First of all.........., in spite of the good showing Bernie is enjoying at the moment..... there is no way I would want him on stage with Drumpf...... or running the government..... so he's OUT! (Donald is already starting to call him a Communist..... and it will only get worse!)

2. Mayor Pete has future potential (Come back when you're older) but his 'gayness' would be the straw that broke the camels back...... so he's OUT!

3. Aime just doesn't turn my crank so she's OUT!

4. Liz has redeemed herself somewhat and this would qualify her to be a good 'Vice President'........ and keep the Left happy!

5. Joe Biden is getting his old [sic] fire back and he will bring the country back to some semblance of normality!

6. Mike Bloomberg has the bucks but..... no political experience or temperament for the job (Plus he's a lousy debater!) so he should put his money behind Biden....., that way Joe is guaranteed a win!

7. And Bob's your Uncle!


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