Piss on it! (Sunday Morning Funnies?)

Dear Friends:

Life is not always sunshine and rainbows for the American Justin............ Justin Timberlake........, sometimes it's raining pee. The "Believe" singer appeared on "The Graham Norton Show" with his "Trolls" co-star Anna Kendrick and other guests. During the program, Timberlake reflected on how he was once invited by Mick Jagger to perform at a charity event in Toronto.

"You would think Canadians are historically peaceful people," Timberlake began. "I show up to the show and I look at the bill: It's the Rolling Stones and AC/DC and The Who. You get the picture. Somewhere in there: me. It was a bit of a blur, but I just remember saying to the band before I went on, 'I don't think this is going to go well.'" "Little did I know how bad it was going to go because we came on stage... I think one day of this festival hosted 500,000 people," he continued. "All of a sudden, bottles of urine were then thrown at the stage. It wasn't always good times for me, guys."Unwilling to cut his performance short, Timberlake expertly dodged bottle-after-bottle of urine like he was in "The Matrix". "I still have a lot of trauma," he joked. "They either ran out of nerve or ran out of urine. So kids, be tenacious."

Dear Mr.Timberlake, I was not there but, I am Canadian so, I apologize for the behaviour of those who did this to you. It was wrong and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us? Please do not let it define you as a person? Not all Canadians urinate in bottles and throw them at others. The vast majority of Canadians urinate in toilets. I heard about a concert in Las Vegas where a man was shooting people from a hotel next door. I hope the performers at that concert don't think that all concerts in Las Vegas are shooting galleries and that all Americans are out to kill everyone? As not all Canadians throw bottles of urine, not all Americans desire to kill all country and western music fans in Las Vegas. You seem to be a good husband and father and you're not lazy, you do work hard and make music for others to enjoy so, keep up the good work and I hope you play in Canada again sometime, just charge them a few bucks extra and try to forgive us? To those who shoot people at concerts or throw "pee bottles", please consider the "golden rule", do unto others what you would have them do unto you. Try not to shoot people and try not to throw bottles of pee? How would you like it if someone shot you or threw a bottle of pee at you?

Sorry, Mr.Timberlake.