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Friday, 13 March 2020

Coronavirus patient zero identified!

Dear Friends:

After an exhaustive search, Chinese authorities had narrowed the field of origins of Coronavirus to a subsistence farmer in the port city of Wuhan.

Authorities claim that Won-hung-low contracted the disease when he bought some animals from a farmers market in the late fall of last year!

Won managed to survive the disease but now his health is suffering and neighbours have started to call him "Won-Hung-Lower!"

He is unable to farm anymore and gets by on handouts from the community........ although there is a group that is threatening to kill him because he started this whole thing by eating a bat!

The way I see it anyway!




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