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Tuesday, 14 April 2020

RELIGION IN THE AGE OF CORONAVIRUS!

Dear Friends:

In this age of the coronavirus pandemic, people are learning how to adapt to "social distancing" in some imaginative ways!

FOR EXAMPLE:

Church services have been cancelled because we don't want people all jammed in together in a house of worship..... because they will spread the virus to everyone around them............SO........... your ever faithful reporter has come up with the perfect solution for anyone infected with the religious bug..... that doesn't want to get infected with the virus bug as well!

Build more drive-in theatres kids!



Only instead of showing movies.... the Priest or Pastor or Rabbi or Imam would show up on the screen and give that week's service!!!!!

What a novel way to get religion on ya....... but no coronavirus!


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