Dear Friends:
I must say the headlines caught me by surprise.
"No Boston Marathon this year: Event officially canceled for first time in 124 years!"
With multiple questions about how, where and why it would be held.... we sent our Perspective Research Department down to Boston to sort things out!
The people down there were happy to help.... and informed us that plans were well underway for people to send them documented proof that they had run around their dinning room table 61,680 times...... and that would be counted as 26.2 miles!
The only problem would be not to get dizzy!
The way I see it anyway!
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