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Saturday, 16 May 2020

The Great Coronavirus Experiment!

Dear Friends:

I'm sure that by now you've heard of the dogs they use to sniff out cancer.

The dogs are amazing because they can tell you which people in a group are afflicted with cancer...... so some of the scientists in our "Perspective Research Department" (see below) got the bright idea to see if dogs can detect COVID-19 as well! (By the way, the proper name for this disease is SARS-CoV-2)

SO! We got a bunch of dogs and put them in the same room as patients we knew were infected with COVID-19..... just to see if they could sniff out the sick people in the crowd!

Much to our amazement they were 100% accurate.....!

Unfortunately we couldn't repeat the experiment for scientists from UWO (University of Western Ontario.) because the dogs are now 'sick as a dog' and a few of them are on a respirator!




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