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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

It is our sincere wish that each and every one of our American cousins has something to be thankful for!

Allan W Janssen and staff.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Scientology on the ropes?

It seems that momentum is gaining in the quest to show Scientology for what it really is!

The "Faith," and it's beliefs are being questioned more and more around the world and the "Church" has even lost its status as a religion in more than one country!

The latest area of assault on this piece of crap religion is in Australia where they are being attacked left, right and centre.

The Church of Scientology has rejected allegations raised in federal parliament in Australia about the death of a 14-month-old girl nine years ago.

Independent senator Nick Xenophon last week said correspondence from former members had implicated the church in a range of crimes, including forced imprisonment, coerced abortions, intimidation and blackmail.
I am more than familiar with this group of con men and charlatans as I described in my book!

** I first got interested in religion when I was a young teen aged recruit for Scientology in Toronto back around 1967.

I quickly caught on that it was a scam when L. Ron Hubbard himself came to Toronto from his boat in the Caribbean. (Sea-Org) and I overheard him talking to one of the other guys about some new tenets they were going to introduce to the faithful.

The guy said, “Ron, we can’t tell them that! It will never fly, these people aren’t completely stupid you know!”

To which Hubbard replied, “Let’s just see how stupid they really are!”

(By the way - Hubbard might be dead - but I’ll bet he’s still laughing his ass off!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Kiss This!

I had never heard of Adam Lambert before yesterday, but that's not unusual since I'm not of the same generation and therefore wouldn't be aware of him!

Matter of fact, the only thing I've learned about him since then is that he's queer!

While singing his new song, "For Your Entertainment," at the awards program on Sunday, Lambert kissed a male keyboardist, fondled a dancer and had another dancer briefly stuff his face in Lambert's crotch. The performance prompted many complaints to ABC, and the network cut out the brief oral sex simulation for its West Coast broadcasts.
In light of this, I think it's time I threw my two cents worth in again and let you know what a former hippie, free love, down with the "Man," type of guy thinks.

While women have often crossed the threshold regarding sexually provocative appearances on television — think Madonna kissing Britney Spears — Lambert's performance was perhaps the first time it has been done by an openly gay man.

The singer said before Sunday's show that he was hoping to accomplish just that.

"There are a lot of double standards as far as that goes," Lambert said backstage, a few days before the awards show. "We've seen female pop and rock performers do that for the last 10 years. They've been very provocative, owning their power and sexuality. You just don't see men doing it very often. And I'm hoping to break down that double standard with this number."
Well, let me tell ya what bunky, as far as that goes, I think Adam is absolutely right.

These things are censored by men, not women, and the average guy would actually get a charge out of watching two women kiss.

While the same thing with two men would be considered disgusting by a great percentage of the guys.

But!

That does not mean either one is acceptable or preferable!

It's a long slippery slope kids, and we're picking up speed!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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Monday, November 23, 2009

I am proud to be a Canuck!

Apparently that video I showed a few days ago of Ann Coulter and some knob from CNN is quite old, but since I just saw it, then it's new to me and I'm still pissed.

So, just by chance a loyal reader sent me this today!


CANADIAN.... Eh !

So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll , ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House'. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied........ Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER. (We got clobbered in the odd battle but. prevailed in ALL the wars)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis and the telephone. Also short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass {Incidently...so does our beer}

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day.

OOOoohhhhh.... Canada !!




Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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It was twenty years ago today!

It seems the older ya get the faster time goes by..... which is a real son-of-a-bitch since ya don't have that much left anyway!

Know what I mean?

But!

Even the young can see how fast things are moving now when we look at a top of the line computer from just twenty short years ago in 1989.




WOW! (Look at the price and performance of this machine.)

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

I don't normally get offended at much, but this did it!

Might as well start this off with a rant!

Listen friends, I'm not going to go on about it to any great degree, except to say that I'm not ever going to watch FOX or CNN news again.

As any long term reader knows, I don't find too much that is shocking or offensive, but the outright ignorance of these two people has hit a nerve!



Truth be told folks, when Ann Coulter says we don't even need an army because we have the U.S. to protect us, she's right to a certain degree.

Because of our politics and geography, the only country on this planet we have to worry about is the United States itself!!!!

But then again, we did kick their ass in 1812!

I think that's the only war the U.S. outright lost!

(We even burned the White House down......, but I see they've re-built it! It's very nice!)

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Sorry to see this. Had (have) more respect for your thoughts. I find all ideas worth considering, even those from "right wing idiots". "Left wing idiots" can be just as offensive in their polarized, extremist views. An awful lot of Americans are "independent" because they don't subscribe to either extremist side of political arguments. Let me ask you this: With the government in the control of the "left wing idiots" do you think that they will pass a view that doesn't subordinate their own funding interests (lawyers for the most part) over the interests of the public in general? (speaking specifically about tort reform, which is essential). In fact, if the "right wing extremists" were in control do you think they would do any different? The problem is not the ideas so much as a system (partisan party politics) that assures that such a situation will always exist as long as the system exists. "Aye, there's the rub."


I think you miss the point Don.

While I disagree with America's right more than I do the left, I find it's the character of the person holding those views that pisses me off more than their ideology!


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

I'm Alive!

You might remember that my last article dealt with Friday the 13Th, and forget everything I said because the only thing that matters is that is the day I came down with the flu!

Now how damn lucky is that!

Don't know if it was the swine flue or not since I didn't hear any oinks during my delirium...... all I know is I had a very rough week or so.

Certainly too sick to write, and even too sick to get out of bed, but recovery is slowly happening so I am among the land of the living again.

Going to cut this short for the first day, but hopefully by tomorrow I will be up to enough creativity and energy to make a lucid contribution.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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Friday, November 13, 2009

What's the deal with Friday the 13Th

Dear Answer Man: What's the deal with Friday the 13Th?
Joe C. - Birmingham

There are many explanations as to how Friday the 13Th started and why it is bad luck.

One explanation is that the number 13 brings bad luck because there were 13 people present at "The Last Supper" in the Bible.

Another story comes from Norse mythology.

One of the nastiest Norse gods, "Loki", crashed a party at "Valhalla."

Valhalla was the "banquet hall of the gods."

There were 12 guests present at the hall until Loki arrived.

With the mean-spirited Norse god as the 13Th guest, the affair turned grim.

The story goes that "Balder", "the god of light, joy, and reconciliation", died when Loki tricked Balder's sightless brother Hod into throwing mistletoe at him.

Just like Kryptonite to Superman, Mistletoe, you see, was the only thing on earth that could kill Balder.

The sixth day of the week and the number 13 both have foreboding reputations said to date from ancient times, and their inevitable conjunction from one to three times a year (there happen to be three such occurrences in 2009, two of them right in a row) portends more misfortune than some credulous minds can bear.

According to some sources it's the most widespread superstition in the world.

Some people refuse to go to work on Friday the 13Th; some won't eat in restaurants; and nobody would think of setting a wedding on this date.

How many Americans at the turn of the new millennium actually suffer from this condition? According to Dr. Donald Dossey, a psychotherapist specializing in the treatment of phobias (and coiner of the term paraskevidekatriaphobia, also spelled paraskavedekatriaphobia), the figure may be as high as 30 million.

If he's right, at least ten percent of Americans are still in the grips of a very old superstition and that figure wouldn't be too far of for the rest of the planet as well.

Oh! Did I mention that the Crucifixion took place on a Friday?

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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