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Friday, 31 October 2014

Exclusive photo’s of Jian Ghomeshi on a date!

                                   

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Dear Readers:
Once again, ya saw it here first!


After a great amount of trouble and expense, the Perspective Naked News staff , a branch of the Perspective Research Department, has managed to obtain this clip of Jian Ghomeshi on a recent date with one of the women now accusing him of assault.
As you can plainly see, Mr. Ghomeshi and the woman seem to be enjoying themselves, and although he is not actually asking permission to hit her, the woman doesn’t seem to be complaining too much either!
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Stay tuned!!!!!

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Happy Black and Orange Day!

Allan's Perspective

                                                                                                    

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In our never-ending battle against political correctness and all the bullshit that goes with it, THIS is the latest tradition to fall victim to the far left!


By Matthew Coutts | Daily Brew
It is that spooky time of year when Canadian parents and students in small pockets around the country bristle at being told their schools will not be celebrating Halloween this year.
Instead, children will be welcome to celebrate something a little safer, something that doesn’t have its roots in the occult. Call it Spirit Day, or Black and Orange Day, or just Friday.
This year’s Ground Zero for anti-Halloween outrage is Windsor, Ont., where parents are unhappy that Anderon Public School has barred Halloween costumes and parties.
The Windsor Star reports that the public elementary school has instead implemented “Black and Orange Day.” Which, y’know, are the colours of the Halloween season.
There will be no parade, and costumes are outright discouraged, with the school saying it would be neat if kids wore black and orange clothing. Though it’s not all trick, there will be some treat: Classes are welcome to hold discussions about the history of Halloween and the different customs that have been practiced over the years.
On its website, Anderon Public Elementary School says they stopped allowing candy a few years ago, and the latest shift is to meet its commitment to inclusivity:
Halloween is an exciting time of year for many families. However, in some Anderdon households it is not observed at all, and therefore a school wide celebration presents with some anxiety around that day for many of our students.
The observation of Halloween is not part of the curriculum and is a tradition that is celebrated by some but not inclusive to all.
That’s the part that riles some parents: The idea of inclusivity through limitations.
“Parents are upset about seeing Canadians continually give up traditions and losing sight of accepting others for whoever they are,” parent Shannon Taylor told the Star.
“My nine-year-old son came home (last Friday) and said, ‘Mom, they’re taking away everything that was fun at school.’”
The Windsor school isn’t alone. North Ward School in Paris, Ont., is banning Halloween for the first time this year for a variety of reasons, including the increased level of supervision needed to monitor the appropriateness of costumes, and the frequency with which hot, uncomfortable costumes make children cry during class.
A London, Ont., school board candidate actually ran on the promise to deny schools the right to ban Halloween based on the fact there is no board policy on the matter.
This issue is by no means new. In recent years, a handful of schools have joined the movement against Halloween.
Last year, the popular Halloween alternative was “Spirit Day,” so at least we are making progress on that front. Black and Orange Day at least acknowledges that October 31 was once Halloween.
Now it has just been given a maudlin name to avoid offending anyone. Sort of like how Ottawa’s CFL team is called the RedBlacks, because who’s going to get offended and mount a petition against a couple of random words smashed together?
While Halloween has its roots in Christianity, that influence is gone completely at this time. The Vatican recently condemned Halloween for its “undercurrent of occultism.”
Either way, it is increasingly becoming a non-starter in Canadian schools. And parents are noticing.
Just wait until classes start marking Dec. 25 with Red and White Ho Ho Happy Day.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/happy-orange-and-black-day-canadian-schools-turn-122333329.html

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Thursday, 30 October 2014

Asshole of the Week!

Allan's Perspective

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Dear Readers:
Despite being NDP, I had a certain amount of respect and admiration for Thomas Mulcair……., until yesterday!
Even though i don’t agree with his far left leanings, (i.e. NDP) he impressed me as a politician and a leader of a political party.
And then he had to go and destroy it!!!!!
Mulcair came out yesterday and said he didn’t think the killing of a soldier in front of the national memorial last week was a “terrorist act!”
Folks, I am not even going to dignify that with a comment, and just to add insult to injury, we are going to make him our “Loser of the Day” as well.
imagesCA2ICD9WNew Democrat Leader Thomas Mulcair said he would not label killing of a solider at the National War Memorial and the attack on Parliament Hill by gunman Michael Zehaf-Bibeau as a terrorist act.
“I don’t think that we have enough evidence to use that word,” Mulcair told reporters Wednesday after emerging from the NDP caucus meeting held in the same room where MPs had cowered below tables while hearing gunfire outside a week earlier.
Mulcair said he based his opinion on reports that Zehaf-Bibeau had been struggling with mental illness, for which he had tried to seek help.
“If that turns out to be the case, I think we are not in the presence of a terrorist act in the sense that we would understand it and I think we have to be very careful with the use of the word terrorism, make sure that’s actually what we are dealing with,” Mulcair said.
(The Conservative government, the RCMP and U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry have all described the attack as terrorism.)
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Here’s a headline ya don’t see too often: “700 year old virus found in frozen caribou poop!
Folks, on top of any other question we could think up, the main thing to consider is finding out why this guy is examining 700 year old caribou poop?
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Jian Ghomeshi is still ranting about his “unjust and unfair” treatment by the CBC, and is just digging himself in deeper.
If the guy had any brains he would realize there are multiple women out there who have been attacked by him and he SHOULD HAVE JUST QUIETLY GONE AWAY and cited “personal reasons” for his departure while he had a chance!
But NOOooooooo! He had some sort of false bravado ………….., or a death wish, and just didn’t know when to shut up!!!!!!
(MEANWHILE: Rumour has it that Jian is now involved with Honey Boo Boo’s mother!)
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Honey’s mother was quoted as saying: “Well at least he’s not a child molester like that other guy was!

(P.S. FOLKS, I’M STARTING TO MISS PETER GZOWSKI MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, you might remember during a previous edition of “If I ruled the World” we suggested that Russia should have joined NATO after the fall of the Soviet Union ………, but did anyone listen to me?
NO!
That’s why Europe and Russian are now slowly drifting back to a “cold war” situation when they should be mutually protecting themselves against all the other crap that is going on in the world, but neither side realizes it yet!
MARK MY WORDS, KIDS, Russia will one day have to join NATO and Europe.
I am not placing the blame for today’s tensions on either side kids, but the sooner everyone opens their eyes and “Gets Things Into perspective,” the better off we will all be!
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Expect superheroes, villains and more superheroes to dominate the world as Marvel Studio plans to roll out new films through the summer of 2019.
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Ahead of the release of next yearís ìThe Avengers: Age of Ultronî and ìAnt-Man,î Marvel is hosting a special 45-minute presentation on Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2014, at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood. (AP Photo/Disney)
At Disney’s El Capitan Theatre, the comic book company’s production president Kevin Feige told a horde of superhero lovers that following the Phase Two-ending “Avengers: Age of Ultron” and “Ant-Man” next year, Phase Three titles would include:
“Captain America: Civil War,” with Iron Man Robert Downey Jr. joining red, white and blue hero Chris Evans, on May 6, 2016;
“Doctor Strange,” with no confirmation of the Benedict Cumberbatch casting that recently unhinged the fanboy universe, on Nov. 4, 2016;
“Guardians of the Galaxy 2,” the sequel to Marvel’s monster summer hit, on May 5, 2017;
“Thor: Ragnarok” which is Norse legend for Armageddon, on July 28, 2017;
“Black Panther,” the African hero who will be played by Chadwick Boseman and introduced in “Civil Wars,” on Nov. 3, 2017;
“Avengers: Infinity War Part I,” on May 4, 2018;
“Captain Marvel,” who will be a woman, July 6, 2018;
“Inhumans,” the secret race of superpeople introduced in a classic Fantastic Four run in the 1960s, but who will apparently join the Marvel Cinematic Universe (minus the Fantastic Four, which another studio has movie rights to) on Nov. 2. 2018; and “Avengers: Infinity War Part II,” on May 5, 2019.
Toward the end of Feige’s main presentation, Downey and Evans sauntered on stage, posed fight stances (indicating Iron Man and Cap take different sides in “Civil War”) and then introduced Boseman (“42,” “Get On Up”), all to predictably Pavlovian effect.
“We really do want the fans to be on the front lines of as much of the information we have from us as possible,” Feige said.
Asked if Tuesday’s event was a turf-staking response to rival DC Comics-owning Warner Bros.’ midmonth announcement of its superhero film slate through the decade’s end, the Disney subsidiary’s boss explained the original plan was to make the announcement at Comic-Con International in San Diego, but “things were not set.”
“Things for ‘Civil War’ were not set yet, ‘Guardians’ hadn’t come out yet,” Feige continued. “So the plan has been to do something that either we haven’t done in a long time or have never done, which is a singular event just to announce what we have, when it’s ready.”
During the main presentation, Feige also pointed out “Ultron” director Joss Whedon, “Captain America” helmers Anthony and Joe Russo and the still star-less “Doctor Strange” director Scott Derrickson in the audience, all to duly suitable pandemonium. “Guardians” honcho James Gunn greeted fans via video from the theater’s big screen.
Feige also indicated that the “Civil Wars” film, though based on key comic book series, would differ substantially from the printed version, mainly due to the fact that Spider-Man, Fantastic Four and X-Men characters are still controlled by other studios. He declined to clarify rumors that Disney/Marvel was negotiating with Sony to get Spider-Man back.
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LOS ANGELES, CA – OCTOBER 28: (L-R) Actors Robert Downey Jr., Chadwick Boseman and Chris Evans onstage during Marvel Studios fan event at The El Capitan Theatre on October 28, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Disney) *** Local Caption *** Robert Downey Jr.;Chadwick Boseman;Chris Evans
http://www.sgvtribune.com/arts-and-entertainment/20141028/marvel-unveils-upcoming-superhero-movies-through-2019-including-doctor-strange-black-panther

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Wednesday, 29 October 2014

At last, a rebuttal of my book!

                                   

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Well, folks, we finally have it!
A complete and utter rebuttal of the logic, research, common sense and just plain good old skepticism that explained what God and Religion was all about in my book “The Plain Truth About God!” (Or should I say what God and Religion was NOT about!)
Yup, they never stop trying, and now in one fell swoop this Michael S King fellow has proven the reality of Creationism, and the fallacy of Evolution …….., and the fact that I am apparently full of shit!

The God of Logic: A Deductive Debunking of Unscientific AtheismPaperback edition!
Ever since its inception, the edifice of Evolutionary Darwinism has rested upon a foundation of sand, propped up solely by media hype and extreme intellectual bullying. With the release of ‘The God of Logic: A Deductive Debunking of Unscientific Atheism’, the bullies have met their match in the person of investigative author, Michael S. King. In clear, concise and very easy to digest language, ‘The God of Logic’ utilizes the basic rules of Socratic reason and logic to inquisitively press upon the multiple weak spots and classic logical fallacies of what King refers to as ‘Unscientific Atheism.’ Unique, informative, funny, and packed with illustrations, King’s ‘idiot-proof’ devastation of ‘Theoretical Science’ will have the Unscientific Atheists scurrying back under the slimy rocks from which they believe we all came from. Says Patricia L. from Long Island: “King’s excellent page-turning treatise makes a monkey out of Darwin and defines the Supreme Intelligence that moves the Universe; as best as we can understand it anyway. 5 HUGE Stars.
About the Author
Michael S. King is a private investigative journalist based in the New York City area. He is a 1987 graduate of Rutgers University who went on to enjoy a successful career in Marketing & Advertising. It is precisely this background which has equipped King with a unique perspective when it comes to understanding how “public opinion” is indeed manufactured. Madison Ave type Marketing acumen combines with ‘City Boy’ instincts to make King one of the most tenacious detectors of “things that don’t add up” in the world today. Says King of his admitted quirks, irreverent disdain for ‘conventional wisdom’ and uncanny ability to ferret out and weave together important data points that others miss: “Had Sherlock Holmes been an actual historical personage, I would have been his reincarnation.” In the ‘God of Logic’, King utilizes the basic rules of Socratic reason to inquisitively press upon the multiple weak spots and classic logical fallacies which have kept ‘Unscientific Atheism’ standing for so many years. King’s other interests include philosophy, history, chess, and the animal kingdom.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, now you too can learn the truth about how God created the world …… and how the world’s scientific community is trying to lead us all down the path of sin and despair!
FIND OUT FOR YOURSELVES KIDS!
GET THE PLAIN TRUTH ACCORDING TO MICHAEL HERE: http://www.amazon.com/The-God-Logic-Deductive-Unscientific/dp/150024175X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410403154&sr=8-1&keywords=god+of+logic#reader_150024175X
OR GET IT HERE: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1499513178
The choice is yours kids, because that’s why God gave us free will! ;>)
P.S. if ya can’t make up your mind which book is the REAL truth, and which one is bullshit, then this might help:
Young-earth-creationists-600x286Or better yet….., get em BOTH! (One will be informative and the other will be hilarious)

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It’s a wonderful world folks!


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Dear Readers:
My friend Wayne sent this to me yesterday, and I liked it enough that we are going to pass it on to you as a sort of spiritual break from the normal hustle and bustle of the everyday world.
You will recognize it immediately, but it is none-the-less an unusual take on a well known and loved song!
Hope you enjoy it!
Allan

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Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned?

Allan's Perspective


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Dear Readers:
At first glance I thought all the stuff about Jian Ghomeshi was a fabrication and “get even” by his former girlfriend. (After all, this wouldn’t be the first time a jilted lover made up a bunch of shit to get back at someone.)
BUT!
Jian Ghomeshi came out and proclaimed that it was a private matter, and no one’s business! (In other words, he verified that at least the basics of the allegations were true!)
OK, now we have a conundrum folks!
Normally his wouldn’t be an issue, but since Mr. Ghomeshi is a very public figure, he is in the same boat as politicians, and other people who are considered our leaders and mentors.
“This means there is no “Get out of Jail Free” card, Jian.
The CBC was absolutely right in firing him because it damages the reputation of the entire Corporation. (After all, it took them years to quell the flames about all the gays that worked there, without adding this fuel to the fire!)
P.S. BY THE WAY, WE APOLOGIZE FOR SUGGESTING YESTERDAY THAT THERE WAS A MIDGET INVOLVED IN THAT SEX SCANDAL …, SINCE IT WAS OBLIVIOUSLY A “FROG!”


 

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Any Ebola yours, is an Ebola mine!

Allan's Perspective

                                   
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Dear Readers:
Since your ever faithful reporter comments on matters great and small in the world of religion, we also get a lot of letters trying to set us straight on some issues, and clarifying others!
One of the most disturbing pieces of mail we have received in quite some time came from a far right religious group, and concerns not only the spread of EBOLA, but also the plot by Barack Obama to infect as many people as possible!
So that you can realize the full implications of this plot by the left wing socialist hordes, we have reproduced it HERE in it’s entirety!!!!!!
(I know it’s rather long, but it is VERY important, so please read all of it so that you understand the gravity of this situation!)

Before reading the Lord’s very sobering word and visions, please take a moment to read about the Ebola coverups that are going on, you will better appreciate what the Lord has to say show about what is coming…
On the October 23rd Alex Jones radio show Alex interviewed Dr James Lorenzi who had some shocking information regarding the dissappearance of an suspected Ebola patient bleeding from all orfices who was admitted to the Kansas City Research Medical Center. After the patient was placed into quarantine, the hospital staff who attended the patient were astounded when supervisors at the hospital informed them the patient had malaria. Staff were then unable to locate the patient anywhere in the hospital. The story was featured by the very popular Drudge Report, please look up the interview and listen to it.
Alex recounted during the interview with Dr Lorenzi his own experience of speaking with a doctor from Dallas recently who was literally shaking as he he told Alex of a similar event that he was familiar with. Antony Gucciardi of Natural News came forward during an earlier broadcast of the show the very same day to say that similar reports were coming into him from health care workers who wanted to remain anonymous for fear of losing their jobs. Just today the 27th another report has surfaced out of Missoula Montana on the Steve Quayle website.
These revelations follow on the heels of Border Patrol supervisor Zack Taylor who has reported similar activity by the CDC and HHS at the Mexican/US border. Many Illegal immigrants suffering with Ebola type symptoms have been placed into quarantine and the border patrol agents are not being told where they are being taken to.
We are also being misled by the CDC regarding important Ebola facts. Prominent infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm, Ph.D., M.P.H, just spoke to colleagues at an Ebola symposium at the John Hopkins Medical Center on October 14th.. The following statements are from his address.
(A) Osterholm knows a lot less about Ebola today than he did six months ago!
(B) Not the same Ebola outbreak we have seen in the past!
(C) Osterholm openly admits, “we are making this up as we go”
(D) People are making pronouncements about what the virus is doing and they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. We don’t know what’s going on.
(E) I have personally heard from clinicians with a whole series of cases, where people did not ever present with a fever for the entire time, from the admission at the treatment center until they died. There never was any documented 101.5 fever!
(F) Airborne…. we have never been in a position to judge whether airborne transmission could happen because it’s always been overwhelmed by the close contact transmission that’s there. We never could quite study it….. a number of Ebola virologists are very concerned about it… so I am very concerned about it….
(G) Today I’ve been given permission to share something I’ve known about for a few weeks that has concerned me greatly. Gary Kobinger and colleagues at Winnipeg Canadian National lab actually took one of the strains from Guinea and put it into Macaques a little over a month and a half ago. What they saw was remarkable. It was unlike any of the Ebola viruses they’ve seen in monkeys. It was much, much more severe; the pathology in the lungs was remarkable. As Gary said, and he is one of the most prominent Ebola virologists in the world, “what I saw was very worrisome to me.” Maybe this is a different virus. Maybe there is that possibility that if you have that much virus in the lungs then airborne transmission is possible.
Dr. Peter Jahrling an expert scientist from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease has publicly warned that the Ebola strain currently in circulation appears to be far more virulent and infectious than previous strains. Dr. Jahrling has been on the ground in the Liberian capital of Monrovia, studying the disease with a team of researchers. He says the viral loads that his team is witnessing exceed what has been observed during previous outbreaks, suggesting that, this time, the disease is far more deadly and also mutating at an alarming rate. More of the virus is infecting patients, and it appears to be advancing and spreading more rapidly than usual.
The following prophetic warnings regarding the plans of Obama and others to help quicken the spread of Ebola were given to prophet Linda Newkirk on October 11th, 2014. Following the warnings is a word she received in 2012 when she was also told of Obama’s plans to spread incurable diseases.
The Spread of the Ebola Plague: A Great Dying!
After I prayed today with a friend, our Blessed Saviour gave me several visions relative to the ebola plague, its spread in this nation and also its spread in some other nations.
I saw in that vision an angel, who poured out a large vial of a dark substance upon this nation, near the middle of the nation. Soon after the angel poured out this vial upon this nation, which I understood to be one of the plagues from the Book of Revelation, I saw dark tributaries began to form and these tributaries began to enlarge and to flow outward across this nation. These dark tributaries grew quickly until they began to spread out and become diffuse, fanning out their presence until a deep red mass began to cover this nation from north to south and from east to west. It seemed that the whole nation was covered in blood and I knew that I was seeing the rapid advancement of this ebola virus in this nation! Then, I heard our Saviour say, “Because you have loved the shedding of innocent blood!” (How many slaughtered babies in this nation? Perhaps as many as 100 million?)
After seeing this nation, which seemed to be covered in blood, I saw piles of dead people. The dead seemed to pile up so quickly! In great heaps, they were piled up! Then, I saw workers, who took the dead, who were stashed in plastic bags, and they began to toss the heaps of dead bodies into open box cars and onto long flat-bed trucks. Thereafter, I saw them unload masses of these dead bodies and throw them into empty houses and set afire those houses, which were stacked with dead bodies and they burned the bodies and the houses together! Then, I saw these workers take more bodies and throw them into square pits, which had concrete bottoms and concrete sides, but were otherwise open pits and on top of the bodies, they poured accelerants and set afire these bodies and burned them in this way.
After I received the above part of this vision, I then was taken into an underground base and there I saw the President of this nation. Along with him were a small group of people, I watched them there and I knew that they were in the midst of a plot, a very great plot, indeed; and that plot was to determine how to spread this virus among the people in this nation at a more alarming rate. I saw what they plotted, at least some of it, and firstly I saw that they were planning to put this virus into packaged meat in some of the grocery stores. Then, I saw that they were plotting to put some of this virus into open reservoirs of drinking water. Then, I saw that they were plotting to release terrorists into shopping centers, who would run quickly from one to another shopper and inject certain of these unsuspecting shoppers with the ebola virus, and thereafter flee!
I was deeply disturbed by what I was seeing, but I also knew that I was being shown only part of their terrible schemes! For many years, our Blessed God has shown me the plans of the enemy and upon knowing the schemes of the enemy, a few of us would pray and we would then see our Saviour intervene to stop their schemes. Yet, sadly, Dear Ones, I believe that we are now reaching a point-of-no-return, not only in this nation, but around the world!
Then, this vision carried me away from this nation and into China and there in China I saw someone turn on a faucet and from this faucet ran blood, a great stream of blood and blood began to run out all over China. I knew from this vision that that blood represented the ebola virus and this was our Saviour’s wrath against China because of the killing of the unborn! Then, I heard, “One third died from this plague in China!”
Then, in another part of this vision, I was led to Europe and I witnessed a deep, black cloud as it descended and covered Europe and I strained to see what was hidden beneath this dark cloud; for a great darkness covered all of Europe! But, after some peeping into the darkness for a little while, I began to see there, hidden beneath the grossly dark clouds, great numbers of white crosses, yes great numbers of people buried in massive numbers of graves. As far as I could see, even for great distances, nothing but graves. And, as I looked at the massive numbers of graves, I began to have a terrible discerning in my spirit, a terrible feel that in certain of those nations, most of the people were dead!
And, then my eyes moved downwards to Africa and a red covering went across Africa and covered most of Africa. And, I knew that many in mostl of the continent of Africa would experience this terrible, hemorrhagic disease! As I was seeing this last vision, I began to hear our Saviour’s words; and they are as follows!
Message from Jesus, our Blessed Saviour
“No more,” says the Lord, our God! “No more will I mercifully withhold My judgements regarding your wicked ways! You are a wicked house, oh My house, and all over this nation, you parade your wickedness! I will no longer strive with you, oh America; for you have perverted My word! You have rebelled against Me and I am against you, oh America!
From nation to nation, I will look; and I will rise up now to judge in righteousness; for evil threatens to devour the whole world! And, as you have loved evil all over the world and as you despise truth, I will cause you to fall and to serve evil and to fall to every lie; for you love a lie! And, I will hide Myself from those, who love evil, but the righteous I will keep, even in the midst of terrible wars! Yet, My Tried and True I will take and they will be with Me; for as I am plucking up, I am also reaping!
Woe to the inhabitants of the earth; for Satan and all of his wicked hordes are being cast down and you, oh My people, they hate with a perfect hate!
Therefore, you will either repent, and turn to Me with your whole hearts, or you will perish in your iniquities!
Woe to those, who take the mark of the beast! For, that mark is the end of the line for your souls!
I am a Righteous God and I am going to have a holy and righteous kingdom! Blessed is the One, who seeks firstly the kingdom of God, that righteousness may be added unto you! For, sustained righteousness in you, oh My Blessed and Faithful Ones, is your eternal freedom!
I am Jesus!
As witnessed, dictated and recorded this 11th day of October, 2014. Linda Newkirk
This is where we are, Dear Souls, at that time of dividing, that time of sifting. Go into your prayer closets! Watch, and pray always! For, surely some will be counted worthy to escape all these things!
Jesus bless you, Dear Ones! I love you very much!
Following received by Linda Newkirk on August 6, 2012
(excerpted) “What will you do, oh America? For, foreign troops are already within your borders. Your demise is being carefully plotted! Your wicked leaders are ready to begin the spreading of the poisonous gases in great measures. They are ready to spread the terrible and incurable plagues among you, for which there are no remedies! They have gained control of your health care and your hospitals will become massive execution camps! Drugs will be willfully withheld from any and all of you, who find yourselves in their care, so that they might hasten your deaths at will.”
P.S. from MB…. Furthermore, a friend from Arizona came forward on Sunday October 12, just after learning of these warnings, to say that he had a prophetic dream from the Lord approximately ‘a year ago’ that is also a confirmation of what Obama is up to. In the dream he was confronted by Barack Obama, Obama looked him straight in the eye and said, “after I poison the water, I will not have to be nice to the people anymore”
Many of the Lord’s very important warnings about what is coming soon can be read at revelation12.ca There are extraordinary videos and photos at the website of the extraordinary ‘biblical signs’ of God’s Glory and the ‘Manchild” glory that have been appearing over many nations.
ALWAYS BE VIGILANT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE MUST AVOID THE CONTAMINATION OF OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!


 

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Monday, 27 October 2014

This is either racist and sexist ….., or it’s not!

Allan's Perspective

                                                                  

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Olivia Chow is running a strong LAST amongst the tree major contenders for the job of Mayor of Toronto today…………, and she’s NOT happy!
What has made her even more disgruntled is a political cartoon published by the Toronto Sun over the weekend.
They poked fun at poor Olivia in a way that is either clever and accurate, or despicable and nasty, depending on who ya talk to.
Olivia and all her left wing buddies say it is “sexist” and “racist” while a lot of other -not so prudish- people think it is quite clever and funny.
Olivia says the cartoon negatively brands her as being a Chinese woman, a socialist, (or a communist) and riding on the coat-tails of her late husband, ….. while supporters of the cartoon say it brands her as being a Chinese woman, a socialist, (or a communist) and riding on the coat-tails of her late husband!
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Well ladies and gentlemen, in the interest of fairness, we will leave it up to YOU to decide if Olivia Chow is:
a. A woman
b. Chinese
c. married, or a widow
d. A socialist
e. A communist
f. Riding on the coat-tails of her late husband!

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Let’s talk about sex!

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What a devastating weekend in the world of entertainment folks!
First Honey Boo gets cancelled because her mother is dating some sort of pervert or child molester, and then we get word on Sunday that Jian Chomeshi has parted ways with the CBC as well.
In Jian’s case there were some allegations about his sexual orientation that involved his ex-girlfriend, but there is no word yet from Mr. Ghomeshi himself about the matter, but the Perspective Research Department did find out that the midget wasn’t too happy either!
(OK folks, on a serious note here, if there is any truth to the rumours about “weird sex” and/or bondage, S&M, etc. etc. then the CBC would have no choice but to get rid of Mr. Ghomeshi.)
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While we’re on the subject of weird sex: The secret life of sex-mad “hooligan” penguins rampaging around the South Pole was kept under wraps by a stunned Antarctic explorer.
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While Levick – a surgeon, zoologist and photographer – survived the mission, Captain Scott and two others perished in their tent on the Ross Ice Shelf.
But of all the things that could have left Levick mentally scarred – it was the debauched behaviour of the region’s resident penguins that turned his stomach the most, reports the Evening Chronicle
During his time with the Scott expedition, Levick undertook a detailed study of an Adelie penguin colony – and was so shocked by what he saw that his findings were censored.
Levick blasted the “hooligan” behaviour he witnessed – which included male penguins:
•Having sex with dead females
•Abusing and bullying chicks
•Rape
•Males having sex with males,
imagesLevick wrote his eye-opening observations in Greek, and printed just 100 copies of his penguin porn research, Sexual Habits of the Adélie Penguin, for limited use by scientists.
His X-rated paper was excluded from the official Scott report.
Levick had a particular hatred for the single male penguins he watched.
The scientist with the 1910-13 Scott Antarctic Expedition wrote: “Half a dozen or more hang about the outskirts of the knolls, whose inhabitants they annoy by their constant acts of depravity.”
Levick’s work was largely lost to science but later explorers confirmed his findings.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/secret-sex-life-pervert-penguins-4510071
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mini-fb79fc5d2615ae2add10087bdadfe327-rsz320x160-cp0x0x320x160Hey, we might as well get all our dirty laundry out in the open kids!
A dog owner has been charged with animal cruelty after subjecting his pet beagle to what he called ‘gentle sexual intercourse’, police said.
Jonnie Boggess, from Miami, Florida, was apprehended by police after an animal rights group tipped officers off that the 47-year-old had been having sex with his dog , Piglet.
Yup, the guy is a dog fucker bunky, and to make matters worse, the dog is a male, not a female!
(If that makes any difference?)
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deertongueAnd how about the woman who used a deers “tongue” as a dildo!!!!!!
The woman, upon questioning, finally confessed that her husband was a hunter.
He had recently brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage.
She saw the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use as a masturbatory aid.
(She didn’t remember leaving it up there.)
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/deertongue.asp#kGSWeXHFxb1PlA8l.99
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The mother of that guy who shot up Ottawa tried to do some damage control over the weekend, but what she is saying does not jive with what the cops are saying about him. (Sounds like Mom is just trying to protect her own reputation.)

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Speaking about that Ottawa thing:
publicity-photo1Thirteen of the fifteen flagpoles in the Conservative caucus room were snapped off and turned into spears by Members of Parliament who positioned themselves around the door to ambush the Parliament Hill shooter, while Prime Minister Harper was shoved in a closet.
Some MPs who made their own spears are now planning to keep them as trophies of their bravery ……, or as one of them said “It was that or get mowed down.”
“Everyone was taking their spears home,” another MP said. “I’m going to frame mine.”
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AND FINALLY, AS A PUBLIC SERVICE, WE HAVE A PAMPHLET ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU CATCH EBOLA!
(Please notice that one of the most important things to do is to avoid eating bush meat if you catch Ebola!!!!)
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Sunday, 26 October 2014

Sunday Evening Funnies!

                                   

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Dear Readers:
Your ever forgetful reporter had a bout of Al’s Heimers this morning and forgot to print the Sunday Morning Funnies, ……………… !
So I am doing it Sunday evening instead!
Since Tomorrow is an election day in Ontario I thought this short story would be appropriate!

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Fred’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Fred’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize,” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.

And THIS, ladies and Gentlemen, brings us to the moral of the story!
Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.
 

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What can we do about terrorism?

                                   

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Dear Readers:
I didn’t comment on this weeks terrorist attacks because everyone else was on the case, but now that things have sttled down a bit, it’s time once again for another edition of “IF I RULED THE WORLD!”
The question today is: “What should we do to stop terrorism?”
The answer.
NOTHING!
Oh, don’t get me wrong, there are things being done behind the scenes by the RCMP and CSIS that are absolutely necessary, but to turn our society into an armed fortress like they’ve done down in the States would be a grave mistake!
If we do that, the terrorists will have won1
Folks, (in descending order) you have a better chance of being killed at home, or at work, than by a terrorist. You have a better chance of being killed in a traffic accident than by a terrorist. You have a better chance at being the big winner of a lottery than being killed by a terrorist, and you have a better chance at dying in a plane crash than being killed by a terrorist!
(As a matter of fact, the only advantage to being killed by a terrorist is that you get a bit of notoriety and 15 minutes of fame!)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, we have to go about our daily lives as if nothing has happened, because any knee jerk reaction to a terrorist act puts these assholes in the drivers seat!
In other words: “Grin and Bear it!”

 

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Saturday, 25 October 2014

Sunday Morning Religious Bullshit #74

Allan's Perspective

                                   

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Dear Readers:
I gave up arguing with Creationists, and for that matter anyone who is overly religious because it is always a futile endeavour.
I don’t think I would go as far as Richard Dawkins, who says that anyone with strong religious feelings is suffering from a mental illness, but I will state categorically that these people are deficient in their critical thinking abilities.
That is why this following piece of faulty logic and asinine reasoning is so typical of the tunnel vision displayed by anyone with a strong religious upbringing, and another reason why dialogue and discourse on this subject is an exercise in futility.
This also reminds me of a story:
A Rabbi walks up to the ‘Wailing Wall’ in Jerusalem and prays for several minutes until a little kid walks up to him and asks if he thinks praying will do any good. The Rabbi looks at the kid and mutters to himself, “No, at times it feels like I’m talking to a fucking wall!”
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Science
Science Says Creationists Aren’t Idiots
Research shows creationists are just as capable of scientific thinking as anyone else. So why do are they automatically disqualified from talking about anything if they reveal their beliefs?
Prajwal Kulkarni
By Prajwal Kulkarni
October 24, 2014
Last summer, Virginia Heffernan wrote a short essay explaining her preference for technology over science, her problems with evolutionary psychology, and why she has “never found a more compelling story of our origins than the ones that involve God.” The response to “Why I am a creationist” was, as The New York Times put it, swift and harsh. Numerous journalists attacked her, with this Twitter exchange perhaps the most prominent example.
Now that a year has passed and the media circus has ended, we can re-examine the issue more calmly. Why does rejecting evolution get so much attention from mainstream journalists? At the time, Laura Helmuth at Slate and Hamilton Nolan at Gawker offered one typical response: Heffernan’s writing couldn’t be trusted because she is a creationist. Heffernan’s “dedication to facts is somewhat in question.”
Note they make an empirical claim: because of their beliefs about the origins of life, creationists cannot think rationally or logically anywhere. Put another way, it’s possible to determine people’s general reasoning and analytical skills by knowing what they think about the theory of evolution. Interestingly, neither Helmuth nor Nolan nor anyone else provided any evidence for this assertion—none whatsoever. Given that their argument depends on their ability to draw conclusions from creationists’ beliefs, it’s a glaring oversight.
Let’s Consider Some Evidence for a Change
Suppose that rejecting evolution does not infringe on your ability to reason elsewhere. Suppose it is possible to be a creationist and also a top-notch journalist, doctor, or scientist. Suppose that your belief about the age of the Earth is irrelevant to your daily life and has no ill consequences. Helmuth’s and Nolan’s argument would then fall apart. As long as rejecting evolution in and of itself is harmless, why should anyone care what Heffernan believes about evolution? Why get excited?
As long as rejecting evolution in and of itself is harmless, why should anyone care what Heffernan believes about evolution?
So rather than just assuming—as Helmuth and Nolan did—that creationist beliefs are a problem, we have to prove it with evidence. Feelings and desires don’t matter here—only data matter. We have to answer some empirical questions: Does rejecting evolution affect your thinking outside biology? Is there a connection between how we think about this and other topics?
A sports analogy might be illuminating. We don’t expect basketball players to excel at tennis. Within basketball, we’re not surprised that some excel at offense but not defense, or that otherwise excellent shooters are average at free-throws. Wilt Chamberlain was one of the greatest scorers in the history of basketball. He was also a terrible free-throw shooter. And those two sentences are perfectly compatible.
You can say, as cognitive psychologists do, that basketball skills don’t necessarily transfer to tennis, that offensive skills don’t necessarily transfer to defense, and that shooting ability writ-large doesn’t necessarily transfer to the free-throw line. Skills don’t always transfer from one area to another. I suspect we all grasp this idea. We are all good at some things and not others.
What Research Says about Knowledge Transfer
Let’s now reframe the debate: We already recognize that athletic skills in one area may be meaningless in another. Why don’t we do something similar for intellectual skills? Why conclude that rejecting evolution renders someone intellectually impotent everywhere? Maybe judging intelligence by belief in evolution is as ridiculous as judging Chamberlain’s basketball game by his free throws. Note again that this is an empirical question that should be studied scientifically. We must look at the evidence before deciding.
Those who say they ‘don’t believe’ know as much about evolution (and science generally) as those who say they ‘do.’
As always, the Internet is a good place to start. We can quickly search for terms like “domain-specific knowledge in decision making” and “transfer of cognitive skills.” We can easily skim a few abstracts to see that “considerable research and controversy have surrounded this issue“ and that we must “view superior [decision-making] performance as a complex function of existing knowledge.” Even a very quick study of the research should have given Helmuth and Nolan reason to pause.
If they had dug deeper, they may have come across the work of Dan Kahan, of Yale University. Even before Heffernan’s infamous essay, his research had shown you can’t predict someone’s science literacy from his or her belief in evolution. His more recent work has only confirmed that point: those who say they “don’t believe” in evolution know as much about science as those who say they “do.” It is a brutal fact that creationists are just as capable of scientific thinking as anyone else. This fact, as Helmuth cogently described evolution, is “not a story or an aesthetic choice or one side of a debate; it’s the way the world works.”
Creationists Aren’t Hurting Anyone
Perhaps Helmuth and Nolan’s most egregious oversight was ignoring the data right in front of them: Heffernan was already an accomplished journalist! Early in her career, the Columbia Journalism Review listed her among its “Ten Young Editors to Watch.” She has worked at The New Yorker, served as an editor at Harper’s, and has written for both The New York Times and Slate. On top of all that, she has both a master’s and PhD from Harvard University. Heffernan’s mere existence negates Helmuth and Nolan’s arguments. Helmuth herself noted that Heffernan is a “talented writer.” So shouldn’t people consider her talent and accomplishments before judging her? If creationism was so dangerous, how has she succeeded so mightily?
The Laura Helmuths and Hamilton Nolans of the world are intellectually and ethically obligated to prove creationists’ beliefs are harmful.
America increasingly believes people should be allowed to do anything they want as long as no one gets hurt. This moral framework is explicitly invoked to defend gay marriage, promiscuous sex, and recreational drug use. These behaviors, the argument goes, make people happy, give their lives meaning, and cause no harm. So there is no reason to judge, much less legislate, against them. These principles are fine as long as they are applied equally to everyone. But given the current state of the evidence, some people are clearly not applying these principles to creationists.
The Laura Helmuths and Hamilton Nolans of the world are intellectually and ethically obligated to prove creationists’ beliefs are harmful. Not harmful in a metaphysical or abstract sense. And not in the “I’m uncomfortable with your lifestyle” or “creationism violates my moral values” sense. But concrete, measurable harm—the type of harm they demand proof for when conservatives suggest gay marriage and promiscuous sex are harmful.
Mainstream journalists have not come close to meeting their own standards. They have only shown they don’t like and are uncomfortable with creationists. But that’s not enough to justify the vitriol and acrimony they routinely heap on people like Heffernan. They must explain how, if being a creationist is such a problem, Ben Carson separated those Siamese twins, how John Baumgardner got a PhD in geophysics, and how Virginia Heffernan got a job at The New York Times.
Until they do, it’s perfectly okay—by their own values—to be a creationist. So go ahead, if you feel like.
Prajwal Kulkarni works at software company and lives in Denver, Colorado. He blogs and tweets about evolution and creationism.
http://thefederalist.com/2014/10/24/science-says-creationists-arent-idiots/
LIKE I SAID FOLKS, ANY BULLSHIT TWISTED PIECE OF LOGIC CAN BE USED TO JUSTIFY, OR PROVE, ANYTHING!

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