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Monday, 5 January 2015

The flu is no fun at all!

                                   

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Everyone around here has had the flu over the past month, and it’s a nasty, nasty one folks!
I kept saying that I wouldn’t get it, and almost proved myself right until New Years eve!
Since then I have been in a living hell, and even lost my voice earlier today!
Needless to say, I don’t feel much like writing………………,. so ya might not hear from me for a day or two!
If I don’t write something by Friday it means I died, and it’s been nice knowing ya!

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Sunday, 4 January 2015

Sunday Morning Funnies # 541

                                   

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1- I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2- I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3- I can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
4- Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
5- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really likesomeone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
6- I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” get’s thrown around in the courtroom.
7- I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
8- I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
9- Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; if you find one, what’s your plan?
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I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies” and “Pampers”, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”.
Well here is the low down on the whole thing.
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper’em.
When old people crap in their pants, it Depends on who’s in the will.
Glad I got that straightened out for ya.
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The sharing marriage…
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink; his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them….
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking; ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said; they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said; ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything’.
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked; ‘What is it you are waiting for Mam?’
She answered;
‘THE TEETH.’
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> Two Newfies, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favourite bar drinking beer.
> Larry turns to Doug and says, ‘You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.’
> Doug thinks it’s a good idea and the two leave.
> The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
> ‘Logic?’ Larry says. ‘What’s that?’
> The dean says, ‘I’ll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?’
> ‘Yeah.’
> ‘Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.’
> ‘That’s true, I do have a yard.’
> ‘I’m not done,’ the dean says. ‘Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.’
> ‘Yes, I do have a house.’
> ‘And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.’
> ‘Yes, I have a family.
> ‘I’m not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.’
> ‘I am a heterosexual. That’s amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.’
> Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean’s hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
> ‘Logic? ‘ Doug says, ‘What’s that?’
> Larry says, ‘I’ll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?’
> ‘No.’
> ‘Then you’re a fag’
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I took my dad, Woodsterman, to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
“What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …..”Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my kid.”

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Saturday, 3 January 2015

Saturday Morning Confusion about Cosby!

                                   

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Dear Readers:
I feel I must comment on this issue one more time, and then I will leave it alone!
The first question is: did he do all that stuff he is being accused of?
Probably not!
Did he do some of the stuff he is being accused of?
PROBABLY!
But that doesn’t matter kids, what is important is that he hasn’t been charged, let alone convicted, of anything.
SO, here’s the conundrum, and my solution to it!
First of all, ya can’t just arbitrarily cancel his shows, BUT, because of the controversy surrounding has appearance, the promoter should be offering a refund for anybody that doesn’t want to go!
Then the people who still want to see him, can do that ……………., and those that don’t can get their money back, and boycott the performance.
Now, we only have one more problem!
Some people want to disrupt the show itself.
Look kids, if they want to protest outside the venue, then that’s their prerogative, but to attempt to cause problems during the show is not only wrong, but illegal as well.
Protest his appearance all you want folks, but if you do it inside while he is on stage, those people should not only be removed, but face charges as well.
In other words, you can’t inflict your own morality on someone else, bunky!
 

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Friday, 2 January 2015

Another Year!

                                   

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Where did the year go? Suddenly it is January…….again, and we realize that with giant strides,
we started last January and within a blink of an eye, 2014 is on its back!
A big “Thank You” to each and everyone of you, for the impact you had on my life this year.
Especially for all the e-mails I received…….without you, I’m sure that 2014 would have been extremely boring.
I hope 2015 marks the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and Bright Futures.
And to those who need someone special, may you find that true love.
To those who need money, may your finances overflow.
To those who need caring, may you find a good heart.
To those who need friends, I am still here for you.
Thank You for being my Friend!
ALL THE BEST IN 2015

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Thursday, 1 January 2015

Happy New Year!

             

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White Rock, B.C. will hold its annual polar bear plunge in the ocean again today.
These slightly deranged revelers are shown here during last years dip, and most of them will be back again today for another try at hypothermia!
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Since last night was New Years Eve you should know that a lot of the cab companies across the country are now charging a $50- penalty is ya throw up in their cabs!
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A lot of people are asking what is open and closed on New Years day, and according to the staff at the Perspective Naked News Department it doesn't really matter much since most people will be too hung over to go anywhere!
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Well kids, it seems some people had more fun than others during last nights New Years eve celebrations.
A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report.
When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.
Yes, Adams referred to his septuagenarian consort, Rita Daniels, as a “chick.”
According to a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels’s 2002 Buick was in a shopping center parking lot, adjacent to a restaurant whose customers, including a 10-year-old-boy, apparently had a view of the illicit nighttime action!
Officer Andrew Morche noted that the car’s windows “were covered with heavy condensation,” and that Daniels was atop Adams “and the two were engaged in sexual activities.”
C9RMVQ64BDME6JEP-rsz320x199-cp0x19x320x179A police investigation determined that the couple’s courtship was a brief one. They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.”
When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams–both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze–knew the other’s name.
A Breathalyzer test recorded Daniels’s blood alcohol content as .15, nearly twice the state limit.
Daniels and Adams were busted for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until sobriety returned.
Misdemeanor charges against Daniels and Adams, who are pictured in the above mug shots (click to enlarge), are pending in Michigan’s 47th District Court.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713
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Want some more evidence of global warming, bunky?
The coldest snowstorm in the States this winter didn’t hit Chicago or the East Coast, but Southern California.
18ffa81b77c6d352520118338261b422The San Bernardino Mountains, about 50 miles east of Los Angeles, were buried in windswept snow last night.
Firefighters rescued over 180 stranded drivers using Snow Cats to plow through the 12-plus inches of snow covering the steep, winding Highway 138. Drivers were taken to a ski lodge, a fire station and a nearby church, where Red Cross workers administered aid, while others either left their cars and walked to shelter or drove away once the roads were cleared.
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WELL FOLKS, WE STARTED THIS POST TODAY WITH SWIMMERS, SO WE MIGHT AS WELL FINISH WITH THEM TOO!
Though the official numbers aren’t in for December, it’s likely that 2014 will go down as the planet’s hottest year on record, at least since scientists started keeping tabs on global temperature.
Data from three major climate-tracking groups agree: The combined land and ocean surface temperatures hit new highs this year, according to the United States’ National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), the United Kingdom’s Met Office and the World Meteorological Association.
If December’s figures are at least 0.76 degrees Fahrenheit (0.42 degrees Celsius) higher than the 20th century average, 2014 will beat the warmest years on record, NOAA said this month. The January-through-November period has already been noted as the warmest 11-month period in the past 135 years, according to NOAA’s November Global Climate Report. [8 Ways Global Warming Is Already Changing the World]
Even with the planet gunning for new global heat records, not all regions sweltered year-round in 2014. For instance, parts of North America suffered from extreme cold in January and February. That said, there were plenty of places where heat records fell this year. Here is a look at five places that will help push 2014 into the global warming record books.
-Australia: For the second year in a row, Australians saw heat records topple from the Gold Coast to the Coral Coast. The country kicked off January with an extreme heat wave; temperatures soared higher than 120 F (49 C). Heat waves in the autumn (March to May) and spring (September to November) also drove temperatures into the record books.
-Eastern Pacific Ocean: Toasty temperatures developed in the eastern Pacific Ocean, despite an El Niño that never appeared. The heat was especially notable off the western coast of the United States. Fishing boats spotted species well north of their range, such as a giant ocean sunfish offshore of Alaska. For the global ocean, the September to November sea surface temperature was 1.13 F (0.63 C) above the 20th century average of 60.7 F (16.0 C), surpassing the previous record by 0.11 F (0.06 C), according to NOAA.
-Siberia: Central Siberia defrosted in spring and early summer under temperatures more than 9 F (5 C) above its 1981 to 2010 average. Ice on the Ob River began to break up two weeks earlier than normal. The heat may have unleashed methane gas trapped in previously frozen permafrost, triggering underground explosions that formed spectacularly deep holes.
-California: The long-running drought in California was made worse in 2014 by record heat. The first 10 months of 2014 were the warmest in California’s history since 1895, further burdening the state’s water demands.
-Northern Europe: The same weather pattern that froze North America in early 2014 brought an unusually warm spring to countries including Denmark, Norway and Turkey. The sultry spring was the warmest in a century or more in these countries. In addition, January to October was the warmest 10-month period on record for Central England since 1659, and the warmest such period for the Netherlands since 1706.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/hottest-ever-5-places-where-2014-temps-really-195056667.html
MEANWHILE THOSE ASSHOLES OVER AT SUN TV STILL CLAIM THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING!
Getty Images/Getty Images – MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 14: People jump into the sea to keep cool at St Kilda Beach on January 14, 2014 in Melbourne, Australia. Temperatures are expected to reach over 40 degrees Celsius in parts of Victoria over the next four days. (Photo by Craig Sillitoe/Getty Images)
Melbournians Flock To The Beaches During Heatwave
 

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Wednesday, 31 December 2014

Bill!

                                   
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Guest post: By Kathleen Parker, Opinion Writer, Washington Post.
By now, most Americans probably have formed an opinion about what comedian Bill Cosby did or didn’t do sexually to or with at least 16 women beginning in the 1960s.
According to several women who have accused him of sexual predations, Cosby’s usual modus operandi was to drug women who were with him voluntarily and then force sexual acts upon them.
We know these things based mostly on interviews with the women. Five revealed their identities and talked openly in The Post’s exhaustive story of the history and allegations.
Even so, these are accusations, rather than confirmable facts as required in a true court of law. Otherwise, there’s no real evidence — no tapes or letters. No rape kits or photographs. One woman once did file charges against Cosby, but that case was settled. Whatever consolation this might have brought to the alleged victim, a settled case doesn’t confirm guilt. Sometimes, especially when public figures are involved, cases are settled just to end a nuisance.
In other words, we have formed our opinions based on no established facts or evidence and only on the memories of the women, most of whom say they were drugged at the time. Some of them have conceded that their recollections are foggy — which, of course they would be, after decades and under pharmaceutically induced circumstances, allegedly.
Use of the word “allegedly” intends no disrespect but is a requirement for journalists as opposed to people who chat online. Any charge is alleged until proven or determined true beyond a reasonable doubt by a jury of one’s peers. This is how it’s supposed to work, though it surely hasn’t in Cosby’s case — and probably won’t, because of the statute of limitations.
This column is not a defense of Cosby but a reminder of our rule of law. We see in Ferguson, Mo., what happens when respect for our legal process is lost: Arsonists and looters expressed their outrage that a grand jury didn’t act as they thought it should. Yet we hear people trying to defend these actions as somehow acceptable, or at least non-criminal, because of historical injustice.
Nonsense. Ferguson is what you get when mob rule overwhelms the rule of law, which was created as the defense of civilized people against the mob.
Not to conflate the two, the facts and circumstances are vastly different, but Cosby’s online torching is nonetheless of similar gravity. He may as well walk out of town and tie himself to an anthill.
Did he do the things alleged? With so many women speaking out, it seems likely that he did. His pattern of behavior toward women — as related by others, not just his accusers — was not that of the guy we thought we knew. Indeed, we struggle to reconcile the disparity between the persona of Dr. Cliff Huxtable and the allegations against Cosby.
Nevertheless, what you or I think in the absence of a trial to present and defend against charges with evidence and testimony under oath is irrelevant. It is at least a mockery of justice that bodes not so well for a present-future when lives are destroyed on the basis of, dare I say, gossip.
Anyone can say anything about another on social media — even charge rape — and it’s extremely hard to recover from the effects. It isn’t just Cosby’s hide here; it’s everyone’s.
Many have lauded the power of social media in liberating people from the bonds of shamed silence. This technological development makes it possible for people who have felt too timid, afraid or disenfranchised to step forward. While this is certainly true and valuable to an extent, social media have enormous destructive power.
This intersection of freedom and responsibility has rarely been so vivid and presents new challenges to the personal moral code that undergirds our legal system.
For his part, Cosby has denied some claims and declined to comment on others, fueling skepticism about his innocence. He and his lawyers know that, absent evidence, there’s no profit in dignifying the charges. Hope hinges on the public’s short attention span and bigger fires to put out.
Buried deep in our craws, meanwhile, lurking like a slimy Gollum, bug-eyed and deformed by envy and self-loathing, lies a second thought or three: Someday it could be thee or me.
Whatever the truth about Cosby, due process has been the victim of what Clarence Thomas once called a high-tech lynching.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/kathleen-parker-the-cosby-show/2014/11/25/8d1ad3e0-74e9-11e4-a755-e32227229e7b_story.html
(What bothers me the most is that if Cosby is really innocent, there’s not a God Damned thing he can do about it! -Ed.)

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Look, up in the air ……!

                                                       

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Dear Readers:
I think it’s time for a bit of “debunking” again!
We occasionally like to expose all the conspiracy theorists for what they are ………….., a bunch of hysterical, paranoid and misguided zealots who see shadows at every turn.
This latest story concerns UFO’s and little green men! (The most famous couple, as far as aliens are concerned, was Betty and Barney Hill, who claimed they were abducted by little green men with huge heads and bulging eyes! Betty and Barney got the required dose of anal probes and brain scans, along with other stuff to horrible to speak about here.)
Needless to say, a lot of people believed them, but the more level headed among us put it down to mental problems or drugs.
But then we had the serious types, who said: “Pilots ….., what about Pilots? They are professionals and not inclined to make stuff up on a whim. Pilots keep telling us they see UFO’s!”
Well!
Let’s look at this in a rational manner.
As far as “best of 2014″ lists go, the CIA has a pretty irresistible one: On Dec. 22 it started tweeting links to the 10 most popular articles of the year that it shared on Twitter, and the agency arrived at No. 1 yesterday, tweeting: “Reports of unusual activity in the skies in the ’50s? It was us.” The accompanying link directs readers to The CIA and the U-2 Program, 1954-1974, a 272-page document from 1998 the CIA tweeted a link to in early July, reported KAKE at the time. The upshot of the report is that the CIA was the culprit behind more than half of the UFO sightings logged in the 1950s and 1960s. As VentureBeat reports, the CIA tested its U-2 spy planes at 60,000 feet, an altitude that seemed impossible for man to reach at the time—leading observers, specifically pilots, to suspect it wasn’t man up there at all.
VentureBeat highlights a portion of the report that explains that in the mid-1950s, most commercial airliners stuck below 20,000 feet; military aircraft kept it below 40,000 feet. “Consequently, once U-2s started flying at altitudes above 60,000 feet, air-traffic controllers began receiving increasing numbers of UFO reports.” The CIA actually cross-checked the UFO reports with its flight records, it noted in the document, but in instances when it verified the UFO was really a U-2, it stayed mum. The report was part of documents declassified in 2013 that famously detailed the existence of Area 51 in Nevada. As for the rest of the CIA’s top 10, it includes a look at a day in the life of a “not yet burned out” CIA Operations Center officer and a confirmation that pigeon missions remain classified.)
WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS PIGEON STUFF! -Ed.
http://www.newser.com/story/200614/cia-all-those-1950s-ufo-sightings-it-was-us.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=clearchannel&utm_campaign=story
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For all you idiots that keep saying “no” to global warming, get a load of THIS:
You remember the Iditarod …………………,?
That’s were a bunch of guys on dogsleds race about a thousand miles across Alaska for some God unknown reason!
WELL, this year they did it with no snow!
That’s right kids, most of the route was mud and swamp, but little or no snow!
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Even with the planet gunning for new global heat records, not all regions sweltered year-round in 2014. For instance, parts of North America suffered from extreme cold in January and February. That said, there were plenty of places where heat records fell this year. Here is a look at five places that will help push 2014 into the global warming record books.
• Australia: For the second year in a row, Australians saw heat records topple from the Gold Coast to the Coral Coast. The country kicked off January with an extreme heat wave; temperatures soared higher than 120 F (49 C). Heat waves in the autumn (March to May) and spring (September to November) also drove temperatures into the record books.
• Eastern Pacific Ocean: Toasty temperatures developed in the eastern Pacific Ocean, despite an El Niño that never appeared. The heat was especially notable off the western coast of the United States. Fishing boats spotted species well north of their range, such as a giant ocean sunfish offshore of Alaska. For the global ocean, the September to November sea surface temperature was 1.13 F (0.63 C) above the 20th century average of 60.7 F (16.0 C), surpassing the previous record by 0.11 F (0.06 C), according to NOAA.
• Siberia: Central Siberia defrosted in spring and early summer under temperatures more than 9 F (5 C) above its 1981 to 2010 average. Ice on the Ob River began to break up two weeks earlier than normal. The heat may have unleashed methane gas trapped in previously frozen permafrost, triggering underground explosions that formed spectacularly deep holes.
• California: The long-running drought in California was made worse in 2014 by record heat. The first 10 months of 2014 were the warmest in California’s history since 1895, further burdening the state’s water demands.
• Northern Europe: The same weather pattern that froze North America in early 2014 brought an unusually warm spring to countries including Denmark, Norway and Turkey. The sultry spring was the warmest in a century or more in these countries. In addition, January to October was the warmest 10-month period on record for Central England since 1659, and the warmest such period for the Netherlands since 1706.
http://www.livescience.com/49295-2014-hottest-year-countdown.html
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Well folks, it’s 9 o’clock in the morning here in Ontario, and I just read that Auckland, New Zealand is already celebrating New Years as we speak!
(That makes them 15 hours ahead of us! Well, not really ahead, because we’re all on the same planet, and it’s only the “time-zones” that ………., it’s because they count the time from ………………, there has to be a dividing line between yesterday and ……,. NEVER MIND!)
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In the small village of Meliandou, in Guinea, stood a tall, hollowed-out tree where children loved to play. But thousands of bats lived in the tree, and one toddler — a 2-year-old named Emile Ouamouno — may have contracted Ebola from playing there.
Emile, who died in December 2013, was “patient zero,” or the first person known to have contracted Ebola in the current outbreak that has now claimed at least 7,600 lives in the region.
In a new study, researchers looking for the source of the outbreak found that free-tailed bats lived in the tree.
These bats are likely a reservoir of the disease, the researchers concluded.
(Well, at least this time it wasn’t from fucking monkeys!!!)
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Liam Neeson’s particular set of skills don’t seem to extend to promoting Europe as a travel destination.
The Irish actor revealed he had received letters from Americans put off by the thought of traveling to Europe after watching the Taken franchise that has hostage taking as its core theme.
Speaking on The Graham Norton Show, Neeson said: “Just the other day I got a letter from a school teacher in Texas who had tried to take 60 students to Europe and the families of 40 of them got the kids out of it because they had seen Taken 2.”
See more ‘Tak3n’ Wants to Endorse Your “Particular Set of Skills” on LinkedIn
“And then this year she wanted to take 20 of them and the parents all said, ‘No, because we’ve seen that movie!'” he added.
Neeson was on the show to promote the third installment of Taken, but he admitted he wouldn’t have signed on for the threequel if the same ideas were revisited. “I said I wouldn’t do a third one if someone got taken.. It’s insulting to an audience as well as me. It’s a good storyline and I’m the hunted instead of the hunter,” he said.
Neeson also made a rather funny yet scary promo for the The Graham Norton Show, which you can see below.
Taken 3 hits theaters on Jan. 9.


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Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Another Day!

                                 

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Dear Readers:
Contrary to rumours floating around the Internet this morning, Hugh Hefner did not die on the weekend!
The long time Playboy is in fine health, but we are sad to report that it was his “dick” that died!
After having an erection for the last sixty years, his ‘willy’ finally gave out by withering and falling off over the Christmas holidays!
No word in to the Perspective Research Department yet on whether Hef misses his “Johnson” since he is now 88 years old ………., or whether he has even noticed that it’s gone!
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Folks, I put this in here for a reason.
You have to watch this video. You might find it boring ……., and you might find it fascinating, but you will gain a new appreciation of how animals have feelings the same as we do!
(It’s just that the poor little buggers aren’t nearly as smart as us!)

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AND SOME COMMENTS:

-And this is why people shouldn't buy dogs unless they are prepared for that responsibility. I'm not saying you're a bad owner - I did the exact same thing, I recorded my dog, and it really upsets me. I wanted to either get her another dog to play with during the day, or my life needs to be set up in a way that my dog goes with me everywhere. The thing is, I don't know if the former will even work - maybe both will get upset, instead of just the one?

-I just KNOW the comments section will be full of morons going "OMG ANIMAL ABUSE"

-this is insanely depressing.

-why do americans let their dogs inside the house? That's really disgusting.

-What if someone invented a clock for dogs? Hear me out... ! It wouldn't be a normal circular clock with 3 arms, as that would be too confusing for a dog. Instead, it would be rectangular, with only one 'arm'. The arm would slowly move from one end of the rectangular 'clock' to the other end. You would mount it on your door. Before leaving for work, you would re-set the arm back to its starting position, and point at it to help the dog learn what its purpose is. How fast the arm moves to the end would be determined by a setting on the back of the unit. Eventually the dog would learn that before leaving home, its master always sets the device for the dog's own information, and by the time the arm reaches the end, master always comes home. The dog could come to the door and check every once in a while how soon master will be home. It would help them stop worrying. (In case of unforeseen delays or in case you're be coming home early, you could change the setting on the 'clock' from an app on your phone)

-That's why we should also invent a dog phone so you can call the dog and tell that you're a little late and it shouldn't wait up for you! ;>)