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Saturday, 30 August 2014

Saturday Morning Confusion about the Middle-East!

                                       

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Folks, let’s get things back into perspective here! (God I love that word!)
I am very confused about what is going on concerning the radicalization of Canadian youth ….. you know, those idiots who are going to the the Middle-East!
First of all, these guys who are being fucked-up by certain Imams SHOULD be allowed to freely go over to Tunisia, or Syria, or even Lower Slobonia. As a matter of fact, THEY SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED TO GO!
BUT!
Once they are there, they should be stripped of their Canadian citizenship and NEVER….., EVER, EVER, EVER, (Thank you Taylor Swift) allowed to come back!
That way they’re not our problem anymore!
A “small but notable number” of Canadians have travelled abroad to participate in terrorism-related activities, including to Syria, Somalia and Afghanistan, according to a new report issued by the federal government.
As of early 2014, the federal government was aware of more than 130 people with “Canadian connections” who had travelled abroad and are suspected of engaging in terror-related activity, the report says.
“These included involvement in training, fundraising, promoting radical views and even planning terrorist violence,” the report says.
One hundred, or five hundred, more or less, won’t make any difference over there, but can cause a lot of grief over here! (If they do manage to sneak in to the country again, they should be thrown in jail for twenty years!)
Second, all the Imams in this country should be monitored by CSIS, and any one of them that preaches militancy or radicalism should be immediately thrown in jail, or out of the country!
Period!
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/small-but-notable-number-of-canadians-engage-in-terror-abroad-1.1982981
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NOW!
The Harper government is considering stripping the citizenship of these people: (Some of these travelers remain abroad, while others have returned to Canada. Some are presumed dead.)
The findings are part of the 2014 Public Report on the Terrorist Threat to Canada, which Public Safety Minister Steven Blaney released Friday afternoon.
“Terrorism remains the leading threat to Canada’s national security,” Blaney said in a forward to the report.
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“Our Government will continue to take all appropriate action to counter terrorist threats to Canada, its citizens and its interests around the world.”
The report outlines terror-related issues that developed throughout 2013 and early 2014 and the federal government’s response.
Syria is the ‘primary destination’
The report notes that while these “extremist travellers” are not a new phenomenon, “the need to address the threat these extremist travellers pose both to home countries and to the countries to which they travel has become more pressing with their participation in conflicts such as Syria, Somalia, Iraq and Afghanistan.”
Syria has become the “primary destination” for these travelers, the report says.
The report was released amid increasing concerns about North American and European citizens traveling to Syria, Somalia and other countries to engage in terror-related activities. Last month, Mohamed Hersi became the first Canadian to be convicted of attempting to travel abroad to join a terror group, in his case Somalia’s al-Shabab. And more recently, a British citizen was identified as the prime suspect in the recent beheading of American journalist James Foley in Syria.
On Friday, British Prime Minister David Cameron announced that his country’s terror threat level would be raised to “severe,” the second-highest of five levels, meaning that a terror attack is considered highly likely.
While officials did not provide any details on specific plots, it is believed officials fear that homegrown fighters who have traveled overseas to join extremists will return home to launch an attack.
On the threat here in Canada, the report notes that in 2013, four people were arrested and charged with planning terror attacks on Canadian soil. Two men were arrested in Ontario, while a man and a woman were arrested in British Columbia.
Both of those cases remain before the courts.

Recent recruits
Other Canadians have been able to join organizations abroad while staying under the radar.
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Two brothers from Calgary are the latest Canadians reported to be fighting for the Islamic State. It is believed that Gregory and Collin Gordon, who are converts to Islam, traveled to Syria two years ago.
Back home, Collin was a talented athlete and popular among his classmates, according to a high school friend.
“Very humble. He was a great athlete,” Andrea Bell said of Collin Gordon. “He was one of the star players on our volleyball team.”
“Everybody is shocked” by his life today, Bell said.
On social media, Collin Gordon calls himself Abu Ibrahim Canadi. In a recent tweet, he called Foley’s beheading the perfection of terrorism.
He follows in the footsteps of other Canadians who have also reportedly joined the Islamic State, including Calgary Damian Clairmont, who was killed in Syria, and Salman Ashrafi, who died in a 2013 suicide mission in Iraq.
Video of another recruit, Farah Mohamed Shirdon, surfaced showing the Calgarian denouncing the West and burning his passport.
“This is a message to Canada and all American tyrants: we are coming and we will destroy you,” Shirdon says in the video.
Shirdon was later killed, according to tweets from other Islamic State members.
Clairmont, Ashrafit and the Gordon brothers all lived in a downtown Calgary apartment building for a time, where they attended a mosque next to the apartment building.
Mahdi Qasqas, a psychologist who counsels Muslim youth, says one grievance can attract a promising young person to violent extremism.
“It always starts off with a grievance, so you’re upset about something, and you feel there’s a sense of injustice. It doesn’t have to be real,” Qasqas says in an interview with CTV News.
A former counterterrorism operative for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service says radicalization is a national problem.
“It’s not like there’s a cell there … it’s come to light now, that the guys from the same general group went over and did what they did,” said Mubin Shaik.
Meanwhile, the RCMP is developing an intervention program to intervene with those at risk of getting involved in extremist activity before it’s too late.
With files from CTV’s Janet Dirks
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/small-but-notable-number-of-canadians-engage-in-terror-abroad-1.1982981
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OK KIDS, DO YA WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS IS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN IN PLACES LIKE CANADA?
Here is a report from some sort of LEFT-WING ASSHOLES that questions why Canada would support this FIGHT AGAINST TERRORISM

FOLKS, THIS REPORT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING, and there is no way to put it that is less harsh!
This shows you why I have such disdain and contempt for the radical left, with their warped and twisted view of how things work!
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The boys over at Sun News are a pretty smart bunch of cookies, as far as I’m concerned……………., at least, until they start to go on about ‘global warming,’ and then they sound like a bunch of God-damned idiots!
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Latest news from the scientific community, a vaccine for Ebola has been developed that cure monkeys of the disease ……….., so scientist are arranging to send a bunch of specially trained and vaccinated apes over to Africa to help in the battle against this terrible disease!
They leave on Monday!
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THIS COULDN’T HAPPEN IN CANADA, COULD IT? Police in a small town in Quebec have put the run to a bunch of kids playing street hockey!!!!!!
Don’t know if it was their idea, or they got complaints from some adults, but that’s about the most un-Canadian thing I have ever heard of!
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Why is Putin trying to remind everyone that Russia is a nuclear power!
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So what!
Nobody would be crazy enough to be the first to use nuclear weapons, because even if you’re losing a war and half your population is going to die, it still wouldn’t make sense to use nukes, because that would assure that the rest of your people would die as well!
At least, that’s been the rational thinking so far!
(Like I said, I sometimes get confused Saturday mornings!)
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Myanmar’s first international beauty queen has absconded with her $100,000 crown after being stripped of her title for being rude and dishonest, organizers said Friday.
May Myat Noe’s photograph was blacked out on the Miss Asia Pacific World website, the word “dethroned” stamped alongside her name.
“She thinks as long as she keeps this crown she’s the winner,” said David Kim, director of media for the South Korea-based pageant. “She’s not.”
Organizers said Noe had “lied” and proved to be untrustworthy, but provided few details.
WELL!
The Perspective Research Department did a little checking, and found out some juicy little tid-bits that were never revealed!
It was decided that Noe’s breasts were too small and could hold her back, and she accepted an offer of enhancements, he said.
“We thought she should be more beautiful … so we sent her to the hospital to operate on her breasts,” Kim said, adding that sponsors picked up the $10,000 tab, as they had for previous winners.
“It’s our responsibility,” he said. “If she has no good nose, then maybe, if she likes, we can operate on her nose. If it’s breasts, then breasts.”
Kim said that troubles started from there, because the girl didn’t want to go through with an operation on her tits!
Now THIS is something the feminists should be bitchin, about! -Ed.
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2014/08/29/myanmar-beauty-queen-accused-stealing-crown/14808159/

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Friday, 29 August 2014

Here comes the next CRUSADE!


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Folks, there was a period of about five hundred years where a long running battle was raged between Europe and the Middle-East.
It happened during the first half of the last millennium, and even though it was termed a battle between the Catholic Church and Islam, we all know it was really a battle of CULTURES. (See my article on Cultures from a few days ago!)
Things have been rather quiet during the last five hundred years, but now it looks as if they are going to get interesting again! (Remember that old Chinese curse: “may you live in interesting times!”)
David Cameron, Prime Minister of the U.K. just raised the “threat level” from Islamist militants to “SEVERE’ which is the second highest level,,. (The highest is “holy shit!”) and the U.S. is about to follow suit ……………………, if they can get Obama off his ass!

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It’s not paranoia when they really are out to get you!

               

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Dear Readers:
Your ever inquisitive reporter just read a survey of world wide Muslims and it showed that a good majority of these “religion of peace” practitioners were in favour of Sharia law, not only for themselves, BUT EVERYBODY ………………..! Oh, and they would not be opposed to the death penalty for anyone who left the faith to become a Christian, Buddhist, Atheist, Jew, etc. ESPECIALLY A JEW!!!!
Just thought you should know!
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Well, in spite of the fact that the Post Office made about $200 million bucks last year, they just shut down Saturday service at the Belmont, Ontario location!
Police and firefighters are presently attempting to quell the rioting, looting and burning without much success!
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Oh, In case ya missed it yesterday…………….. Obama called a press conference to announce he doesn’t know what to do about ISIS yet!
(Good for him!)
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Carl Sagan suggested in his book "Contact" that God left a message for us hidden deep inside 'Pi' = 3.14159 (They say that in mathematics the truly profound theories have a certain beauty to them, and this is such a beautiful concept that I can almost believe it to be true!!) but we here at the Perspective research Department have discovered a real life sign that there is more to some of this stuff than current thinking holds!
We know that the distance from the Earth to the Moon is 384,400 km, but it was just brought to our attention that if you took the diameter of all the planets and placed them end to end................... this would also come to 384,400 km! (Well, actually there is about a 148 km discrepancy, but we put this down to orbital fluctuations.)
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Speaking about God!


OH MY GOD:
Wee have little, tiny spiders and other bugs living on our face kids!
You are not alone. Your body is a collection of microbes, fungi, viruses…and even other animals. In fact, you aren’t even the only animal using your face. Right now, in the general vicinity of your nose, there are at least two species of microscopic mites living in your pores. You would expect scientists to know quite a lot about these animals (given that we share our faces with them), but we don’t.
Here is what we do know: Demodex mites are microscopic arachnids (relatives of spiders and ticks) that live in and on the skin of mammals – including humans. They have been found on every mammal species where we’ve looked for them, except the platypus and their odd egg-laying relatives.
Often mammals appear to host more than one species, with some poor field mouse species housing four mite species on its face alone. Generally, these mites live out a benign coexistence with their hosts. But if that fine balance is disrupted, they are known to cause mange amongst our furry friends, and skin ailments like rosacea and blepharitis in humans. Most of us are simply content – if unaware – carriers of these spindly, eight-legged pore-dwellers.
This is a Demodex folliculorum. It lives on your face. Image credit: USDA, Confocal and Electron Microscopy Unit.
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http://www.livescience.com/47614-face-mites.html
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HEY, ALL YOU ANTI-PIPELINE AGITATORS!
At least 33 cars went off the track in a train derailment in southwestern Saskatchewan, Canadian Pacific Railway has said.
The derailment happened shortly after 7:30 p.m. on Thursday near the community of Waldeck, located about 230 kilometres west of Regina.
A CP spokesperson told CTV Regina that no dangerous goods were onboard the train and no injuries or leaks have been reported.
The cause of the derailment is under investigation.

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FORTUNATELY THERE WERE NO OIL TANKERS ON THIS ONE!
Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/more-than-30-cars-jump-the-track-in-saskatchewan-train-derailment-1.1982321#ixzz3BmsGwPoV
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I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME, THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!
imagesLobotomy, also known as leucotomy, is a neurosurgical operation that involves severing connections in the brain’s prefrontal lobe, according to Encyclopaedia Britannica. Lobotomies have always been controversial, but were widely performed for more than two decades as treatment for schizophrenia, manic depression and bipolar disorder, among other mental illnesses.
By the way I still hate Louise Fletcher for her role as Nurse Ratched in that movie!
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Well folks, maybe it’s time to raise the speed limits for cars in Canada!
In B.C., the speed limits are rising on about 1,300 kilometres of highway this summer — in a few cases up to 120 km/h.
Yup, ain’t nuthin like driving those high mountain passes at 120k folks!
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Joan Rivers had some heart problems yesterday and has been placed in a medically induced coma………….., which is rather weird since we thought she has been in a coma for the last 20 years!
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Atlantic Canada is getting an early taste of fall weather as hurricane Cristobal races across the North Atlantic.
Cristobal is expected to stay out at sea today but cool, wet weather is expected as the storm merges with a cold front to become a massive low-pressure system.
The Canadian Hurricane Centre in Halifax says gusty winds and heavy rain are expected in parts of southeastern Newfoundland extending back into the Maritime provinces.
Look folks, I hate to say this, but the Maritimes have such shitty weather that anyone who lives there should consider moving!
Follow your buddies to Alberta, that way you might freeze to death, but at least ya won’t be soggy!
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AND FINALLY: Gee, and they seemed so nice on TV!
We just learned that Katie Couric allegedly liked to accuse Diane Sawyer of blowing people to get ahead!
(Cat fight kids, cat fight!)

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Thursday, 28 August 2014

Indignation and retraction!

                                                                                  

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Well kids, the nuts have taken over the asylum again!
The University of Western Ontario student newspaper “The Gazette” printed a few articles in the Frosh issue that pissed of the feminists and a bunch of other politically correct assholes, and instead of telling them to go to hell ………………………, THEY APOLOGIZED!
Now I haven’t read the articles because they have been yanked from the shelves, but the whole kit-and-kaboodle goes something like this!
There were three articles for all the newbies to read and they concerned 1. Drinking and Drugging 2. Partying and 3. Attempting to date a teaching assistant.
As far as I can figure out the drink and drug thing didn’t advise students to go out and get hammered, it only commented on the activities of some first year students.
Same goes for the “partying” article.
A far as the “date a teaching assistant” thing goes, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT? Look folks, this is University, not public, or even high school! Since the teaching assistants are themselves about the age of the students. I say that if ya like one of them…………………………., GIVE IT A SHOT!
(At first the publication rightly defended itself, but then the political pressure became too much, and they caved-in like the Leaf’s just before the play-offs!)
Folks, I keep saying that this whole P.C. thing has gotten out of hand and it was proven again today when I read this retraction from the Gazette:
The Gazette would like to apologize for our Frosh Issue. The editorial board of The Gazette worked hard on the publication and our aim was to put out an entertaining issue for first-year students and Western as a whole. It’s clear that we have failed to do that and, for that, we apologize.
Oh ya, the femi-nazi’s and the rest of the politically irresponsible are grinning from ear to ear …………….., but they wouldn’t be smiling like that if somebody had the guts to stand up to them!
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imagesPPJ14HD2Scientists are discussing the theory that the Universe is only two dimensional, in other words it only had length and width, NO DEPTH!
This means what we see is a hologram ……….., and it’s also bad news for someone like Kim Kardashian, since she would actually be flatter than Olive Oyl!
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Think the Post Office is about to go broke?

Don’t bet on it kids.
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That’s over $200 million a year!
And they still don’t want to deliver to your house!
(I just found out that in Scotland they get mail delivery twice a day, and once on Saturday’s!)
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Lilia Ratmanski, 25, of Whitby, and Milana Muzikante, 26, of Vaughan,were on their way to Cuba for a holiday……………, but they never made it!
Both have been charged with smoking on board an aircraft and endangering the safety of an aircraft.
imagesG3TPYL4HThe airline says the flight had left Toronto at 4:30 p.m. on Wednesday en route to Cuba when it was disrupted by “two unruly female passengers.”
Sunwing vice-president Janine Chapman said the passengers had consumed a “significant quantity of their duty-free alcohol purchase in the lavatory.”
She said they lit a cigarette, triggering the smoke alarm, and “proceeded to get into a physical altercation with each other and made a threat against the aircraft.”
Chapman added in an email to The Canadian Press that the threat was considered non-credible given the condition of the passengers.
Const. Thomas Ruttan says the entire plane “erupted in cheers” when the two were removed from the aircraft after it arrived back at Pearson.
He says the pair will appear in court later today for a bail hearing and will also face additional charges including mischief endangering life and uttering threats.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/two-women-facing-charges-flight-fracas-forces-plane-123746963.html
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt just got married ………………………, if anyone give a shit!
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images3OYBA4RJIn other news that doesn’t make any sense to me, there is a guy out West who stabbed five (count ‘em – 5) people to death at a party.
BUT!
He didn’t just stab them once kids, but a whole bunch of times for each victim!
Now the court wants to give him a psychiatric assessment to see if he’s SANE!
(Betcha he isn’t!)


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Well folks, you've heard of people who fake cancer to get money...... here's a Panda that faked being pregnant to get treats and preferential treatment!



990936-6-20140828021617A panda research center in China called off what would have been the first-ever live broadcast of a panda birth after determining that panda Ai Hin wasn’t pregnant—just crafty. Pregnant pandas at the Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding get special treatment, and while “phantom pregnancies” among pandas are fairly common, experts suspect Ai Hin was actually faking symptoms, including reduced mobility, to get herself treats like extra bamboo, CNN reports.


“After showing prenatal signs, the ‘mothers-to-be’ are moved into single rooms with air conditioning and around-the-clock care,” an expert at the base explains. “They also receive more buns, fruits, and bamboo, so some clever pandas have used this to their advantage to improve their quality of life.” There are just 1,600 giant pandas left in the wild, so the breeding program is crucial to the species’ survival, though only around a quarter of captive female pandas give birth, AFP notes.
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This is just outright NUTS, boys and girls!
Hunters in some parts of the country are now using “DRONES’ to locate prey!
(We here at the Perspective Research Department say that hunting isn’t even a sport unless you give the animals guns too!)
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And finally: Something to either cheer you up……………………., or leave you sleepless at night!
Today in the politics-we-just-don’t-get-you-sometimes department, we have the latest polling from the Toronto mayoral race, which will take place in October. Mayor Rob Ford, who has faced calls for resignation and low approval ratings after admitting to an alcohol problem and cocaine use, is in second place. The candidate who was in the lead, Olivia Chow, has dropped to third place in the latest Forum Research poll, released Thursday. Ford’s other opponent, John Tory, has 34 percent of the vote, and Rob Ford is only a couple of percentage points behind him — the highest support he’s registered this year.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/08/28/rob-ford-is-gaining-in-the-polls-and-could-win-reelection-despite-being-rob-ford/
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Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Those poor, misguided, suicide bombers!

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Folks, ya might want to dig up what I said a few days ago when I went off on a rant about religion and a bunch of other stuff!


images53QB5W6AThese poor, misguided, idiots are blowing themselves up because some fast talking
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And perhaps even this one!




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The reality of the matter is that it’s NOT EVEN ONE OF THESE!


Nope, not a chance in hell, let alone heaven, kids!








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Matter of fact, it wouldn’t even be that old joke about 72 of THESE virgins waiting for them at the Pearly Gates!



Not on your life, bunky!


(Sorry, I just couldn’t resist the pun!)


THIS IS THE REAL WORLD, BOYS AND GIRLS ………………, AND THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE WAITING FOR YOU!
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OR THIS!





Matter of fact, the only person you’re gonna make happy is THIS guy!
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Leonardo DiCaprio is either a little too full of himself, or he has no concept of protocol, appropriateness, or decorum!

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Leo was up north doing his required celebrity NO-NO bit against the oil sands when he issued an ‘ice-bucket’ challenge to the Prime Minister!

I guess somebody forgot to tell the Hollywood luminary that Prime Ministers and Presidents don’t do that sort of stuff!
Both Harper and Obama understandably declined in the past few days, and just contributed money instead!
After all kids, there is such a thing as propriety, correctness……………….., and veneer!

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Some woman here in London just opened a “NO ANIMAL” restaurant over in the POSH section of town on Richmond Row!
Lunch today consists of a glass of water and a sprout sandwich!

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Bill Cosby is playing at Casino Rama this Friday, and I imagine he will have more to say about blacks getting off their asses and getting an education …………, and maybe even some ambition! I got a bit of flack about what I said concerning blacks (and a bunch of other people) a couple of days ago, but when Cosby agrees with me, the criticism doesn’t seem so important.
By the way, Bill might be 77 years old, but he still does about 150 shows a year, plus he just got another TV gig as well!

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Speaking about getting flack for what I said a few days ago…………………., I made some comments about the United States of America, and the NRA in particular, that didn’t sit well with a lot of folks!
Well boys and girls, this little article will vindicate me:


A 9-year-old girl vacationing with her family accidentally shot and killed an instructor at a shooting range, authorities said. The shooting happened at 10 a.m. Monday at Arizona Last Stop, a tourist spot southeast of Las Vegas. According to the Mohave County Sheriff’s Office, the instructor – identified as Charles Vacca, 39 – was standing next to the girl, teaching her how to use an automatic Uzi. The girl’s parents stood nearby, capturing video of the experience. As the girl pulled the trigger, the recoil caused her to lose control of the gun, with Vacca accidentally shot in the head, the Mohave County Sheriff’s Office said. Vacca was flown to University Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.

FIRST OF ALL THE NRA DIDN’T HAVE SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THIS, AND SECOND, WHAT SORT OF A COUNTRY ALLOWS PARENTS TO LET THEIR NINE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SHOOT AN UZI MACHINE GUN?????


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Now here’s something ya don’t see every day folks!
Ali Hassan, a Muslim with an Arabic background, is coming to London this week ……………………………., AND HE’S A COMEDIAN!
This I gotta see!

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Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Asshole of the Year: Heather Mallick

                                              

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Folks, I don’t read the Toronto Star because I’m by nature a ‘sort-of-conservative,’ and they are far too red for me!
As a result I wasn’t aware of who Heather Mallick was ….., or some of the insane drivel this broad writes about in her columns!
(She was brought to my attention when I got one of those ‘newsletters’ from the P.C. Party today that put me hip to what she was up to!)
I couldn’t believe it!
Look kids, there is no sense in adding my voice to the uproar, so I am just going to re-print some of the stuff other people have been saying about her in the recent past.
First Jonathan Kay of the national Post!
Jonathan Kay on Heather Mallick’s bizarre obsession with feminist self-pity and bad sex!
Several people have emailed me a link to Heather Mallick’s column about Rob Ford in today’s Toronto Star, claiming that it’s her most disgusting piece of writing ever. I’ll admit that there’s a strong argument for this: Mallick’s column is based around the idea that voting in Rob Ford as Toronto’s mayor would somehow be akin to a desperate female bar-fly having a blind-drunk one-night stand with an oaf she meets at closing time. Much of the column is composed of a sort of reverie in which Mallick describes this hypothetical drunken episode. She gets back to Ford in the last few paragraphs, but it feels tacked on.
I can’t help but wonder how long it will be before Star readers get bored with the three, interrelated obsessions that infuse almost all of Mallick’s writing: (1) feminist self-pity; (2) a curdled hatred of the men (always white, often poor and unlettered) who allegedly scheme to oppress women; and (3) a creepy fascination with male sexual dysfunction, which she imagines to be the cause of everyone’s sorrow, metaphorically or otherwise.
WELL, that’s good for a start, but let’s see what happens when she compares Trudeau and Harper, like she did in yesterday’s column!
Seeing Justin Trudeau’s marvelous family and his ease with fellow humans brings back a world of plausibility, sanity, arts and science, and good cheer…………. Liberal Party Leader Justin Trudeau is popular. Why wouldn’t he be? But what makes some politicians attractive and others repellent? (Harper? -Ed.)….. …… Trudeau is intelligent, humane and self-confident, a Québécois who is devoted to Canadian unity and has the most marvelous family: a sophisticated career-minded wife, Sophie Grégoire, and three adorable young children with the interesting names that only confident parents bestow: Xavier James, Ella-Grace and Hadrien. He has an English degree from McGill, a UBC teaching degree and taught for several years. He has his father’s intellect and wit, while being more down to earth, and his mother’s good looks and warmth. And the guy, a Montrealer, can wear a suit………… If you’re reading this online, check out the gif of Justin and Sophie dancing in a hallway just before his big convention speech in 2013. This is how these two shake off their spare energy; they dance like nobody’s watching. But everyone’s watching and they like what they see.
Yup, sounds like she’s smitten with Trudeau, folks!
Now how about Stephen Harper:
What do Stephen Harper and his wife do before a big moment? Glare at each other? He yells at a trembling staffer, she strokes her cats. At some point, a line was crossed and Harper now emits the kind of toxicity a politician can’t kill. It’s like a house where meth was cooked. That house is done………… But it was demonizing scientists and killing the census that made people think of Harper as primitive……………….. Perhaps it was Harper’s dead sociopathic eyes or the way he campaigned with pre-selected audiences from behind a metal fence………………“I see the sheen,” he wrote, “the electronic calm, those tiny expressionless eyes. I glimpse the outlines of the cloaking device and I instinctively recoil, like a baby tasting mould.”…………………. Once you reach this point, even people who find Conservative keywords erotic —”F-35,” “immigrants,” “elite” “taxpayer dollars” and weirdly, “sipping” — look at Harper skeptically ….. The recent break-in at Trudeau’s Ottawa house while he was away campaigning was another crucial moment. Normal people imagined the scene — a note left on a pile of large knives in the kitchen while Grégoire, a nanny, two children and a baby slept upstairs — and went ashen………………………True Harperites talked sternly about training one’s wife to maintain the perimeter. Harper’s hair was talking.
AND NOW THE BIG FINISH FROM HEATHER: And then . . . I look at Trudeau dancing with his wife, his ease with his fellow humans, his best wishes for his — and our — children, the feeling that I am back in a world of plausibility, sanity, arts and science, good cheer. I had a bad dream and next year it will be over.
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WTF is wrong with North Americans

                                   
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Monday, 25 August 2014

Winnipeg makes the six o’clock news!

                                              

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Look folks, your ever helpful reporter is getting tired about all the bitchin’ and complainin’ over how poorly we cover news from Manitoba…………………., so hopefully this will shut a few of you up!
The public is advised that the railway crossing on Panet Road between Molson Street and Munroe Avenue will be closed from 8:00 a.m. on Sunday, August 24 to 6:00 a.m. on Tuesday, September 2 for a railway reconstruction project.
Traffic in the area will be rerouted, as follows:
◾Northbound traffic on Panet Road will turn left onto Munroe Avenue (except local traffic).
◾Southbound traffic on Molson Street will turn right at the Molson-Panet intersection, which will then lead to Munroe Avenue.
Motorists are reminded to allow additional travel time and to use alternative routes in the area to get to their destinations.
For information on Transit re-routes, visit: winnipegtransit.com or contact 311, open 24 hours every day, 7 days a week by phone at 311 or by email at 311@winnipeg.ca
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imagesSPEAKING OF WINNIPEG: One hundred years ago today a Canadian soldier adopted a black bear cub and named it after his adopted hometown of Winnipeg, launching the saga of Winnie the Pooh.
Yup, that’s right kids, Winnie is one hundred years old today and getting a bit long in the tooth!
His skin is dried and wrinkled, his fur is patchy and faded, and he has arthritis, but just the same Winnie soldiers on folks!
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Tim Horton’s is being sold again. Either that, or THEY are buying Burger king!
You might remember that Tim’s was part of the “Wendy’s” chain about ten years ago, but since then has come back home to Canada……., well, now Burger King is buying Tim’s, (or vice-versa) but the newly formed company will be headquartered in Canada!
I guess they weren’t kidding when they said: “Have it your way!”
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The Great library of Alexandria was the world’s foremost reference library until a series of fires between 391 and about 640 C.E. destroyed all of mankind’s accumulated knowledge, including the real story about Jesus and Christianity! (The decree of Coptic Pope Theophilus in A.D. 391 resulted in the burning of all books that contradicted the Churches official doctrine, and the decree of the second caliph Omar ibn Al-khattāb in A.D. 640 got rid of the remaining stuff the Muslim’s didn’t like!)
IF THEY HADN’T DESTROYED THESE BOOKS, (AND STARTED THE “DARK AGES”) WE WOULD BE ABOUT A THOUSAND YEARS AHEAD OF WHERE WE ARE NOW ………….., AND COULD VERY WELL BE COLONIZING TO THE STARS!
Well, we’re gonna try it again kids!
Google is building the largest store of information in human history — a knowledge base that autonomously gathers and merges data from across the web to provide unprecedented access to all facts about the world.
The search giant is building Knowledge Vault, a type of human knowledge base — a system that stores information so that machines as well as people can read it.
Tom Austin, a technology analyst at Gartner in Boston, said that the world’s biggest technology companies are racing to build similar vaults.
“Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Amazon and IBM are all building them, and they’re tackling these enormous problems that we would never even have thought of trying 10 years ago,” he said.
Google researcher Kevin Murphy and his colleagues will present a paper on Knowledge Vault at the Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining in New York.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/tech/tech-news/Google-building-vault-to-store-all-human-knowledge/articleshow/40863973.cms
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See this picture?
See those tits?
That’s a guy!
It’s Bruce Jenner, father of Kim Kardashian.
Bruce wants to be “Brucie.”
So, Bruce now has tits!
See Bruce run ………….., like a girl!
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While we’re on the subject: The US military has yet to offer Pte First Class Chelsea Manning sex change treatment despite medical recommendations, her lawyer has said.
Defence secretary Chuck Hagel approved treatment for a condition known as gender dysphoria in July.
But lawyer David Coombs says her requests for hormone therapy and other accommodations have been “ignored”.
The soldier formerly known as Bradley Manning is serving a 35-year sentence for leaking secret files to Wikileaks.
“This time last year I publicly asked that I be provided with a treatment plan, to bring my body more in line with my gender identity,” Pte Manning said in a statement to NBC News.
“Unfortunately, despite silence, and then lip service, the military has not yet provided me with any such treatment.”
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Let’s see …………., I got flak for disparaging Islam yesterday, but today I read that Libya is in turmoil, Syria is a basket case, Egypt is simmering behind the scenes, Iraq is a mess, ISIS is out of control, Boko Haram is slaughtering thousands, Afghanistan is set for a Taliban uprising, Iran has secret plans for the entire Middle-East, Hamas has Gaza under siege, Qatar is raising shit on the sly, and people in Saudi Arabia are afraid to do ANYTHING because the religious police are everywhere!
Which raises the question, is it the religion, is it the culture, (which we talked about yesterday) or does the heat just drive everyone nuts?
(The only place that is reasonably normal is democratic Israel!)
AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
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Leonardo DiCaprio is the latest name of A-list of celebrities who have visited Alberta’s oil-sands.
leonardo-dicaprio-baftas-top-grossing-actorsDiCaprio is in Fort McMurray for a few days to tour the oil-sands for an environmental documentary he is working on, a source who did not want to be named told The Perspective Research Department.
They said DiCaprio wanted to see the oil-sands first-hand and learn more about their impact.
The Oscar-nominated star of The Wolf of Wall Street has a long history of environmental activism.
LISTEN KIDS, If Leo wants to do some environmental activating, why doesn’t he go down to the Gulf of Mexico and have a look at the four thousand (4000) oil-rigs out on the water ……………., you know, like the BP rig that blew up a few years ago!!!!!!!!!!
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I keep seeing headlines the say: What caused the Napa Valley earthquake?
Well, obviously it was the fault’s fault!
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AND FINALLY:
A man missing for almost 40 years and declared dead by the courts has been confirmed alive by Ontario Provincial Police.
Police say Ronald Stan, who was reported missing after a 1977 fire in a rural area near London, Ont., has been found alive and residing under an “assumed identity” in the United States.
Officers with the Middlesex County detachment and the Ontario Fire Marshal’s Office conducted an investigation after an early-morning barn fire on Sept. 29, 1977, in the former Township of East Williams.
In 1986, almost nine years after his disappearance, the missing man was declared deceased by the courts.
WELL, WELL, AM I EVER GLAD THEY FOUND HIM……………………….., HE STILL OWES ME FIVE BUCKS!


 

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Sunday, 24 August 2014

We got trouble in River City folks!

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Dear Readers;
I should warn you from the get-go that this article will not be politically correct or even nice!
It might even border on the racist and elitist according to some, but I am going to say things that need to be said!
Ya see, these last few weeks is one of those periods where things have not been going well, so as a result ………., all the stuff that bugs me about society, and people in general, has been bubbling in the back of my brain.
SO!
I decided to let it all out, and see if this exorcises some demons for me!
Here goes in no particular order!


-First is PEOPLE in general. I can’t figure out why there are so many smart individuals and yet people in general are complete idiots! (Or is it people in general are smart, but individuals are real morons?)


-RELIGION. This should be lumped in with ‘people’ but let’s give it a separate category. That old saying of mine: “Tell people something enough times, with enough conviction, and they will believe just about anything! (Or just tell them what they want to hear!) This applies to followers of the “Bible,” the “Torah,” and the “Qur’an,” Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Scientologists, and just about any other belief system you care to name. Now don’t get me wrong folks, I am not an atheist, and believe there is some sort of God, because this Universe couldn’t have just popped up out of nothing, for no reason, in spite of what some self-proclaimed “know-it-all’s” like Christopher Hitchens, Susan Blackmore and Richard Dawkins say! Matter of fact, it might be a good idea for you to read my book “The Plain Truth About God” ( http://www.amazon.com/dp/1499513178 ) because, although it doesn’t tell you who, or why, God IS, it certainly tells you what God ISN’T!


-RACISM, Folks, I am not going to come right out and say some races are better than others, because Dr. Phillip Rushton of the University of Western Ontario here in London tried that ………………. and it raised a stink heard around the world. (You might remember he said Orientals are smarter than Caucasians, on average, and Caucasian are smarter than blacks, on average, while blacks are less inhibited than Caucasians, who are less inhibited than Orientals.) NO, I’m not going to touch that with a ten foot pole, (or even a Hungarian) but I will tell you with all certainty that CULTURES are not created equal. Just as “not all people are created equal” and all individuals have a certain shelf-life, or lifespan, this also apples to different culture around the globe as well! There are good cultures and bad cultures, smart cultures and stupid cultures, aggressive and passive cultures, long and short lived cultures, happy and depressed cultures and serious and funny cultures. Yup, a culture is in most ways the same as an individual kids, they’re like a box of chocolates, and ya never know what yer gonna get!


-POLITICS. Since I try and stay in the “sane center” of politics and I can’t decide if the “looney left” or “rigid right” is the worst of the two evils! Perhaps the only thing that bugs me more than the Left’s political correctness, is the self assured sense of entitlement the Right has in the belief they have all the answers. I don’t know how it is in Europe, but over here in North America the Left and the Right are drifting further apart. Ideologically, and in every other aspect, they are becoming more and more constrained in their viewpoints. (To give yourself a refresher course in how two different groups can look at the same situation from opposite sides, have a look at that movie “The Parallax View!”)


-THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. (Robin Williams described the Canada - U.S. relationship as: “Canada is a nice, safe, apartment, situated over top of a meth lab!”) Folks I gotta tell ya that I have grave concerns here. While America is still, (in some ways) the greatest country in the world ………………, I wouldn’t live there for a million bucks! (Wait a minute, let me re-phrase that, I would live there for a million………., because the only way you can have any peace of mind in that country is if you don’t have money worries!) The country is divided ideologically…………….., the justice system is out of control with their sentencing guidelines and the largest prison population in the WORLD…., the “Military Industrial Complex” that Eisenhower warned us about, has pretty well taken over the country ….., Militia’s and gun nuts like the NRA are running rampant …., lobbyists are controlling the government ….., the health-care system sucks compared to any other First World country …., racism is rampant and blacks are to blame for a lot of it!!!!!! (See culture, or talk to Bill Cosby!) ……………, Religious nuts sway and influence millions of people …………., and of course, the false and outdated concept of “America, right or wrong, love it or leave it!” IN OTHER WORDS, THE NUTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ASYLUM!


-COPS. I think the events in the States the last few weeks have brought this about, but I have said many times in the past that cops think they are a law onto themselves. They were hired to “enforce ” the law, but the cop culture very quickly teaches them to think they “ARE” the law. Having each cop forced to wear a personal camera (With drastic penalties if it is “accidentally” turned off) would go a long way toward erasing this problem. While we are on the subject of cops, why do I get the feeling the States is turning into a police state! We will discuss this further when we talk about the States in general, but it used to be that if cops had to serve a warrant on somebody they would go up to their door …………………., and knock! Now they arrive at 3 in the morning, smash down the front door, and have a dozen ‘Gestapo” terrorize whoever is inside! (And take my word for it folks, the cops think THIS, or just beating people up, is fun!) On a side note here folks, when I was just a kid of about 10 or 12, a cop came to our door investigating some vandalism that happened in the neighbourhood, and while he was trying to find out if I knew anything about it, (I didn’t) he called me a “juvenile delinquent!” As soon as my dad heard about this, he called the police chief to complain, and the cop had to come back to our house and apologized ……………………………….,, TRY DOING THAT TODAY!


-WOMEN this ‘Femi-Nazi’ thing has got to stop kids …., if women were equal I would have no problem with it, but, a lot of the girls are now going for outright superiority, as demonstrated by left wing ideology and exemplified by current TV commercials that always show men as being idiots that have to be set straight by the ladies! (I think it’s the TV commercials that piss me off more than anything!) Equality is one thing folks, but some of these broads or going for total subjugation of the male half of our species, and nowhere is this more evident that using the past sins on the part of men, to sway the courts and public opinion in favour of the feminists!


-GAYS First of all, the LGBT community comprises about 2-3% of the population, NOT 10 – 12% as they claim. (This is just to make themselves appear more mainstream!) Second, going for acceptance and equality is ok, but the Gay Agenda is being rammed down our throats in a lot of cases! The best example of this is the problems they cause Rob Ford every time a Gay Pride parade comes around. (And i won’t even mention the debauchery that goes no there!) They KNOW rob Ford doesn’t go to these things and that should be OK for them, but instead they have to make a point of inviting him every years and then making a big deal of it when he declines ……….., calling him homophobic, etc. etc. THIS IS NOT NICE, AND SHOULD BE STOPPED!


-INDIANS, I could go on and on about what is wrong with the Indians in this country, (In spite of what the Lefties say!) but the bottom line is what I said about culture in general………, their time is done and now it’s only a matter of ………………., change or fade away!


-IMMIGRANTS Look boys and girls, they can come her all they want, but leave your problems back on the old country!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If ya come here you’re expected to fit in and get along,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in other words ASSIMILATE! The whole problem can best be described like this: “When my dad brought us to this country we were expected to find out what the rules were, and what our OBLIGATIONS AND RESPONSIBILITY were! Now, people come to Canada and the first thing they want to know is WHAT THEIR “RIGHTS” ARE!


-MUSLIMS. Part of the problem is the religion, and part of the problem is the culture folks! This is another subject I could go on and on about, but the more I say the more defensive they get. Is it the Islamic fundamentalism or the culture that is causing all the problems………………………, or is it just that the whole kit-and-caboodle is operating on principals that are about a thousand years out of date! Whatever the reasons, if current situation doesn’t resolve itself, I can see it escalating into something like another ‘Crusade’ ……….., and this is something the Middle-East can’t win! (in other words, Keep your eye on ISIS!)


WELL, HAVE I PISSED OF ENOUGH PEOPLE YET?


 

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