Hard Time!

Prison is a demoralizing, depressing, drag at the best of times, but if you're gay it can be downright dangerous too. The best thing to do is get yourself transferred to P.C. (Protective Custody) and then breath a little easier.

As a matter of fact, once you're there, see if you can bribe a few guards and start to redecorate your cell so it has a little warmth and atmosphere and is not so bleak and austere. After all, prison is a drag at the best of times!

Better yet, get three of your gay friends transferred to your unit and you guys can have a field day in the decorating department. This almost makes it bearable.

For the serious gays!
For the immature gays!
For the Black gays!
For the ecological gays!
For old fashioned gays!
For the traditional gays!
For Post Modern gays!
For old Drag Queens!
For the fairies!




Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !


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