If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life.

I think it was a guy called Jimmy Soul who sang this;

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty women your wife,
Go for my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty women makes her husband look small,
it very often causes a system fall,
As soon as he marrys her then she starts,
looking for things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly women your wife,
you'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly women will put peals on that,
and she'll always give you a piece of that.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty women your wife,
Go for my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Don't let your friends tell you you have no taste,
go ahead and marry anyway,
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match,
take it from me shes a better catch.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty women your wife,
Go for my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

With that in mind, a plea for lovelorn female "ugly ducklings" to move to a remote Australian mining town to reverse a shortage of eligible women has landed the local mayor in hot water.

Mt Isa Mayor John Molony was refusing to apologize on Monday for angering local women with a suggestion that "with five blokes to every girl, may I suggest that beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mount Isa," in north-west Queensland state.

"Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness," Molony told the Townsville Bulletin newspaper last week.

"Some, in other places in Australia, need to proceed to Mount Isa where happiness awaits. Really, beauty is only skin deep. Isn't there a fairy tale about an ugly duckling that evolves into a beautiful swan," Molony said.

The mayor said he was "telling it like it is" in a testosterone-laden town more famous for cowboys and mining lead, silver, copper and zinc than for match-making, sitting atop one of the world's biggest underground mines.

"I'm a bloke who respects women. I believe we should look after women. I'm told men outnumber women here by five to one. If that's the case, then perhaps it's an opportunity for some lonely women," Molony said.

Fellow council members and the local chamber of commerce said they had been swamped with phone calls from both women and men complaining about the mayor's remarks.

"It paints the women here as second rate and suggests the men will settle for anything. I think it's quite disgusting," Mt Isa domestic violence worker Shirley Slann told the Courier Mail newspaper on Monday.

(Just so you know, Shirley looks like someone had been beating on her with an ugly stick!)

Now before you get all upset and start writing letters I don't consider this any different than Phil Collins having a wife that married him because he is famous and has money. I mean, why else would this beauty who is 22 years younger than him get hitched in the first place to a guy who liiks like this , except maybe for the 48 million divorce settlement she just got!!!!!!


Now bunky, as an added bonus here is the video.......................!



(As you can no doubt tell, I still don't have the hang of this "Politically Correct" shit! And besides that, ugly people need to get laid too!)

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !

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