O.K. kids, today's subject is ASSHOLES!Yea, ya heard me right, assholes.
You know, like this world famous drawing of one by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The "anus" is a muscle in the back end of us that is one of the most amazing organs we have.
Here is a muscle (the sphincter) that is able to tell the difference between solids, liquids and gasses all at the same time and then can also determine which one it will let past!
Not only that, BUT, the butt....... is one of the most talked about and discussed parts of the body, and treated with an equal amount of disdain and/or reverence depending on the time of day and the circumstances in which it is being discussed.
Now I'm not saying that we are all anal-retentive, but you have to admit that our derriere is one of the most talked about parts of the human body and the butt of more jokes and innuendo's than you can imagine. (OK, if not innuendo, then in his endo!)
Don't believe me? The how come we refer to a guy that doesn't know what he's talking about as having his "head up his ass!"(Especially since this is an extremely difficult feat to accomplish, as the accompanying picture will illustrate!)
Yes bunky, the asshole has held a special place in human history since before we even were human, and I can see it continuing to do so far into the future as well.
After all, what other part of the body could be so immortalised in song as this little diddy by Dennis Leary!
Assholes are what life's all about kids.
It even takes an asshole to write an article like this!
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !
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