Gotcha!

I have heard stories of people who played down and dirty with the rules but this broad takes the cake.

Heather Locklear was being stalked by a Panzerotti, or whatever you call them, and got screwed over good.

This parasite noticed Heather had a few drinks in her after she had been following her around all day, and when Ms. Locklear got into her car and drove off the photographer phoned the cops to report her for impaired driving.

She then stuck around to get a "scoop!"

Some scoop.

Got twenty seven grand for the pictures!

That's $27,000.00 dollars bunky!

Nicholas Tepper, who represents photographer Jill Ishkanian, said in a written statement Wednesday that her phone call to authorities was motivated by "civic duty" and a concern for Locklear's safety.

He also defended Ishkanian's right to then take photos of the arrest.

"The fact she witnessed Ms. Locklear's erratic driving and reported it to the police did not mean she was disqualified from reporting the story, which she in fact did," Tepper wrote.

Civic duty and a concern for Ms. Locklear's safety eh?

Tepper later said in an interview that Ishkanian also provided authorities with a statement and would testify against Locklear if necessary.

He said Ishkanian sold the photos without disclosing that she was the shooter.

Maybe she should give the twenty seven grand back.

The bitch.

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !

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