TGIF

As the week slowly winds down I will too with a few observations.

The grocery store has started to charge 5 cents a bag for the little plastic things they put your groceries in.

Only problem is that I used these bags to throw out the garbage, and if we cut down on them like they want us to, I will have to buy bags for the trash.

No difference or conservation either way........, must have been thought up by someone in Government!

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A buddy and I were driving along when we saw a woman with one of those little yappy balls of fur on a leash.

He yells; "Pull over, pull over!"

When I did he rolls down the window and says to the lady; "Excuse me, but I was just wondering.......... do you ever stick a handle in that thing's ass and use it as a mop?"

(Actually that was me, but it makes a better story when I say it was someone else!)

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Thank God it's Friday................ Muslim's have their holy day on a Friday, Jews observe the Sabbath on a Saturday, and Christians on a Sunday!

If we could combine all three religions, we would have a three day weekend!

(From the book: "The Plain Truth About God!")


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

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