Why I drank too much!

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.

SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems.'

'Every time I go to bed I think there's a monster under it.'

'I'm scared.'

'I think I'm going crazy..!'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.

'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..!'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it.' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

A bartender cured me for $10.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I became a regular at that pub!'

'Is that so!'

With a bit of an attitude he said; 'And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!

- Ain't nobody under there now!!!


SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com