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Thursday 1 July 2010

Picture of Jesus found!

In a world exclusive, the Perspective Research Department has uncovered a truly amazing artifact of historical significance.

In a previously undiscovered room that was part of the cave system where the Dead Sea Scrolls were found, scientists have uncovered a ceramic box containing ancient photographs, which historians have dated to the first century A.D.

One of them, in all probability, seems to be a photograph of Jesus himself, wrapped in a cloak that has a strange resemblance to the Shroud of Turin! (Only without any images burned into the cloth!)

Scientists had a hard time establishing the authenticity of the photograph due to it's deteriorated state, but after exhaustive tests, say they can verify it's genuineness with 97% accuracy!

Authorities at the Vatican, where the picture is being kept, report that lines of lepers up to two miles long have formed to view the picture, if and when it is available for public display!

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MrsRoadRunner said;
How could jesus have been a white man?? Imposable.....


Allan Janssen said;
What do you mean impossible? Look at him!

MrsRoadRunner said;
LMBO HAHAHAHAHA ;0)

Barbara G. said;
I still haven't stopped laughing!


Richard Regener said;
So much for my thinking I'm the only insane one on gather (LOL). Now I have to compete with delusions too :-).


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