Turkeys come out of hiding!

News from the Perspective research Department that this past weekend saw the emergence of countless thousands of Turkeys that had gone into hiding a few days before the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday!

Starting on Friday, and then gaining momentum on the weekend, people witnessed wild and domestic turkeys coming out of their hiding places and blinking in the sunlight with outstretched wings, while they cried; "I'm Alive, ALIVE!"

Some sources quote "Wikileaks" for this disappearance of  turkeys just before Thanksgiving, with the resulting shortage of dinners for American families, but Wikileaks director  Julian Assange cried fowl and assured the Perspective Reasearch department that they were not the culprits!

He said; "The responsibility for tipping off the birds must have come from some other flipping source!"

Meanwhile, all was not calm amongst the turkey population as they make preperations for hiding out again during the Christmas season!

(Speaking of 'Wikileaks,' we also did a survey over the weekend of the Canadian attitude to American's spying on us, and over 90% of Canuks said they couldn't care less since we didn't have anything to hide anyway!)