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Saturday, 11 August 2012

Saturday Morning Confusion #2 Shit! | BlogsCanada.ca

 

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If any of you, dear readers, remember a show called candid camera, you will remember that the whole premise of the show was to catch people in an unguarded moment when they didn’t know they were being recorded.

This naturally got me thinking in my own sick way on how I could make a program like, this but with my own “special” twist to it.

(This is the part where people with delicate sensibilities are urged to skip the rest of the article.)

So far the best idea I have come up with would be to secretly record people’s expressions as they were having a bowel movement.

Yes, boys and girls, I know that some of you will immediately consider this a sick and perverted thought, but even the most prudent member amongst you has to admit that ya could get some hilarious footage from this. The types of expressions you would get is almost endless, and a TV show or movie like this would be huge ……….. since the American penchant for lowering the bar on decency and good taste is constantly being adjusted downward anyway.

The only real problem I see with this whole concept is how to get people’s permission to record them as they’re having a crap!

Saturday Morning Confusion #2 Shit! | BlogsCanada.ca

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