They were found in a little-explored section of the Andes Mountains in the northeast of the country.

That’s right, count ‘em ……………, two!

Rather than provide you with incomplete, or incorrect information, I have instructed the Perspective Research Department, and the Naked News staff to do a full investigation of this important breaking story, and give us all the poop when the relevant facts are completely in! After all, we realize that inquiring minds want to know, and we would like to tell the world that ya heard it here first!

This should be available in the next few weeks, so keep watching this space for more info!!!!!!!!