I have said a few times that Blogs Canada, and Allan’s Perspective, is not a celebrity rag………………, but sometimes I just have to say something kids!

Why do I say that, you ask?

,Because Charlie Sheen is trying to get into Lindsay Lohan’s pants, or ripped dress, or underwear, or whatever.

How do I know?

Because that’s exactly what I would be doing if I were him!

(After all, he is 47, and she is 26!)

Charlie Sheen is offering his “winning” services to help Lindsay Lohan. The Anger Management actor says the troubled starlet could learn from his past mistakes if she’ll take his advice.
“I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not,” Sheen, 47, recently told TMZ. “She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey.”
Please don’t get the impression that I am running good ‘ol Charlie down folks, I would be disappointed in him if he did any less!

Altruism is fine, but it’s always better when it’s mixed in with a bit of self-interest!