The Perspective Research Department, after months of investigative reporting, has finally confirmed that Kim Kardashian is not who we think she is!
Her name is not “Kim Kardashian” it’s “Kim the Cardassian!”
That’s right kids, even though she has good publicity and a lot of photo-shopping, the girl is definitely NOT a 10………………., unless you live on Cardassia!!
(This farce has been perpetrated on us for years now, and the Naked News staff thinks it’s about time the truth was reveled!)
No longer can we mislead the public along with the rest of the mainstream media.
Her name is not “Kim Kardashian” it’s “Kim the Cardassian!”
That’s right kids, even though she has good publicity and a lot of photo-shopping, the girl is definitely NOT a 10………………., unless you live on Cardassia!!(This farce has been perpetrated on us for years now, and the Naked News staff thinks it’s about time the truth was reveled!)
No longer can we mislead the public along with the rest of the mainstream media.
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