I don’t know if it’s because I like Jimmy Kimmel so much, or like Kayne West so little, but it’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world — and Kanye West is a mad, mad, mad, mad guy.
The rapper, 36, launched an epic Twitter tirade on Thursday, Sept. 26, after Jimmy Kimmel aired a parody of West’s BBC Radio 1 interview with Zane Lowe, in which he called himself the “No. 1 rock star on the planet!”
Kimmel’s parody, titled “Kanye Kid Re-Kreation,” featured two little boys reenacting parts of West’s interview while sipping on milkshakes. “I’ve reached a point in my life where my Truman showboat has hit the painting!” mini Kanye exclaimed. “I’m not trying to regurgitate myself!”
West apparently didn’t see the humor in the skit. “JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS,” he wrote.

Kimmel went on to recall more of his earlier conversation with the hip hop star, saying: “He told me this on the phone, I swear. He said, ‘I am the most powerful voice in media. I am ‘Pac! He said ‘I am ‘Pac’ a few times to me. He said, ‘You’ll never be able to show your face at a 14-year-old’s high school football game and be cool again.’”
Asshole Trophy“He really is ‘Pac. That’s right out of the Tupac playbook, isn’t it?” the host said, smiling. “I don’t understand it. I don’t know why he’s angry again. I thought the bit was pretty innocuous. Finally I’m in a rap feud…Right now we’re at Def-Kanye Five. Thanks, Kanye. Appreciate it.”

Kenyan authorities are holding eight people in connection with an attack by Islamist militants on a Nairobi shopping mall and have released three others after the assault that killed 67 civilians and soldiers, the interior minister said on Friday.
fb2a062c7b8081203e0f6a7067001923Al Shabob said it launched the attack to demand that Kenya withdraw its troops from Somalia, where Kenyan forces deployed in 2011 to strike at the group which Nairobi blamed for attacks and kidnappings in Kenya’s northern area and coastline.
President Uhuru Kenyatta has said Kenya will not withdraw.
MEANWHILE, in a carefully worded press release, the Somali Islamist group, in order to gain wider acceptance, has decided to change its name to Shish Kabob!

Here is another reason the criminal justice system on the states makes  your humble reporter very, very, nervous!
met_05AlexanderHeariMarissa Alexander, the Florida woman who was sentenced to 20 years in prison after firing a warning shot into a wall to scare away her (allegedly) abusive husband, will get a new trial.
That’s right folks, even in the land of the crazy, the courts decided that this sentence might be a little too harsh!
Ya think?
(P.S. No word yet on whether the wall will appeal, or not!)
Read more at http://wonkette.com/529915/florida-woman-who-got-20-years-for-shooting-wall-gets-new-trial#DgvTYHhWu8UKtQY1.99

It turns out reports of the death of Davin, Saskatchewan have been greatly exaggerated.
davin-mapAccording to the 2006 census, the community located just off Highway 48, about 35 kilometres southeast of Regina, had 49 residents.  (Google Maps)

However, in the most recent census, in 2011, Davin had zero residents and was taken off the federal list of communities.

That came as a shock to residents like Tamara Perry.
come-visit-davin-tamara-perry-says‘They must have, you know… went by us. They blinked and missed.
“How did we get the zero?” she asked. “They must have, you know… went by us. They blinked and missed.”
Perry noted that Davin, with a makeshift post office, no bar and no gas station, isn’t exactly a bustling metropolis. But it exists.
“We’re not a ghost town, we just don’t have anything,” she said.
Hunting season in New Brunswick saw a strong start on Thursday.
About 4,700 coveted licences were granted this year.
(Last year’s moose hunting season was a record-breaker, according to moose biologist Dwayne Sabine.)
This year’s season runs until Saturday.
Meanwhile,  five or six moose were seen knocking on the front gate of the Magnetic Hill Zoo in an attempt to get in before the shooting started!

untitledWinnipeg city officials may slap a new label on massage parlours in order to prevent consumers from confusing the services those businesses offer with massage therapy from trained professionals.
A new report suggests renaming the licence granted to massage parlours to “body rub parlours.” A city committee will consider the name change on Monday.
Businesses that offer massages from untrained staff can only operate in certain parts of the city’s downtown.
As well, they require a special type of licence, and women!

imagesCAXMT9QMI’m sorry it took me so long to write yesterday, but I I took a couple of Viagra, and my dick got so big it made me light-headed, and I couldn’t organize my thoughts until late afternoon!
Irina Shayk, who recently starred in a new advert for Agent Provocateur, showed off her enviable figure in sexy lingerie, as she modeled for Canadian fashion label Simons.
In a series of new images, Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend can be seen donning an array of lingerie sets, which included a black one-piece and a burgundy lace bra and knicker set, the Daily Express reported.
The Russian model also wore loungewear and sleepwear from the label, and was also seen sporting denim inspired design of a corset top and matching bottoms. (ANI)
The site this article came from, Canada Standard, spent a lot of time telling us how good she looked, BUT, did not include one lousy photo of this woman…………… which automatically makes them our “Loser of the Day!’
But never fear, the Perspective Naked News Department managed to dig one up for all the guys reading this blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!