Dear I.T. Guys:
I think I need to warn you assholes again that whenever I go on your web-site to download something, click on something, or interact with you in any way …….., and you fuck with my computer by changing my home page, changing my search programs, inserting shit I don’t want or need, making it hard to get off your page, or just plain messing with my computer in any way………………………., I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO YOUR WEB-SITE, OR USE YOUR STUFF, EVER AGAIN! (THAT’S NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, AGAIN !)
Just so ya know!
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ALMOST FORGOT, today is the first day of winter ………………, shit!
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Well folks, here’s one nobody saw coming:
Read more: http://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/saskatoon-leads-country-in-gang-related-murders-1.1602557#ixzz2o7MGEggH
OOPS, SORRY ………………. WRONG GANG!
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MY GOD! This weekend is the biggest travel period of the year………………………………….., SO:
The route to Pearson Airport will be closed in part
late Sunday night and early Monday morning — affecting travel to the
airport on what is among the busiest days of the year for flights. The
eastbound collector lane on highway 401 will be closed completely from
Dufferin Street to Allen Road this weekend. The closure is scheduled
11:30 p.m. on Sunday to 5:30 a.m. on Monday. Officials say the closure
will only go ahead if weather permits.
If there is an ice storm ya can’t go anyway ……………….., so either way, they have accomplished their goal of screwing with everybody’s vacation!
- See more at: http://www.canadastandard.com/index.php/sid/219245037/scat/71df8d33cd2a30df#sthash.8ftViVRf.dpuf
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James Gray was feeling a little down. With nobody to spend the
holidays with for the 10th year in a row, the 85-year-old Irishman
living in London placed an ad in the newspaper seeing if anybody was willing to hang out with him.
The ad drew only one response, from a person who later backed out, Gawker reports.
Fortunately, things took a happier turn once the Irish Post ran a feature story on Gray and his quest for company.
Via the Irish Post:
“I just want to find someone in time,” he said.
(Another box full of cards has arrived for James Gray – 277 in total today#Christmas http://bit.ly/J2VGv2 pic.twitter.com/P98PqZGBrO)
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Casey Kasem was the guy on the radio who always did “America’s Top 40!”
Remember?
Sure ya do!
WELL, poor Casey is in a home now………………….., suffering from advanced Parkinson’s disease.
AND THE FAMILY IS AT WAR!
Folks, I’m not going to tell you what I think is going on
because these assholes might sue me as well………………………, so I will just
give you the facts and let you decide for yourselves!
Casey’s present (and much younger) wife Jean ……., and his daughter Julie, are suing Casey’s other kids, (Kerri, 35, and Mike, 40, ) but they have all reached a settlement agreement that ends a bid to place him in a conservatorship.
Seems the present wife is trying to prevent some of his kids from seeing him, or visiting him in the old folks home!
Like I said, I am not going to comment on reasons for this……………………., but I can say that Jean (his present wife) filed documents of their own, in which she claimed her stepchildren were loaned hefty amounts of money to help pay for their education, housing, travel expenses, and more.
(There’s something rotten in Denmark, folks! Or in this case – California!)
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I think I need to warn you assholes again that whenever I go on your web-site to download something, click on something, or interact with you in any way …….., and you fuck with my computer by changing my home page, changing my search programs, inserting shit I don’t want or need, making it hard to get off your page, or just plain messing with my computer in any way………………………., I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO YOUR WEB-SITE, OR USE YOUR STUFF, EVER AGAIN! (THAT’S NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, AGAIN !)
Just so ya know!
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ALMOST FORGOT, today is the first day of winter ………………, shit!
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Well folks, here’s one nobody saw coming:
Saskatoon’s rate of gang-related killings last year
was higher than any other Canadian city, according to new data from
Statistics Canada.
Saskatoon saw six murders in 2012. Five were gang related.
At least two of the gang-related killings saw victims who were not involved with gangs.
Saskatoon saw six murders in 2012. Five were gang related.
At least two of the gang-related killings saw victims who were not involved with gangs.
OOPS, SORRY ………………. WRONG GANG!
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MY GOD! This weekend is the biggest travel period of the year………………………………….., SO:
The route to Pearson Airport will be closed in part
late Sunday night and early Monday morning — affecting travel to the
airport on what is among the busiest days of the year for flights. The
eastbound collector lane on highway 401 will be closed completely from
Dufferin Street to Allen Road this weekend. The closure is scheduled
11:30 p.m. on Sunday to 5:30 a.m. on Monday. Officials say the closure
will only go ahead if weather permits.If there is an ice storm ya can’t go anyway ……………….., so either way, they have accomplished their goal of screwing with everybody’s vacation!
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Here’s a story that reads a bit like a Hallmark Hall of Fame TV movie. But it’s real, so no eye-rolling is allowed, OK?
James Gray was feeling a little down. With nobody to spend the
holidays with for the 10th year in a row, the 85-year-old Irishman
living in London placed an ad in the newspaper seeing if anybody was willing to hang out with him.The ad drew only one response, from a person who later backed out, Gawker reports.
Fortunately, things took a happier turn once the Irish Post ran a feature story on Gray and his quest for company.
Via the Irish Post:
“I am used to the loneliness, but I do not want it to be the same this year.”
“I think there must be quite a few lonely
people around and I am on my own, so it would make sense I think if
someone came here for Christmas lunch.”
A short time later, Gray received a slew of replies from folks around the world who would be more than happy to spend the holidays with the retired butler.(Another box full of cards has arrived for James Gray – 277 in total today
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Casey Kasem was the guy on the radio who always did “America’s Top 40!”
Remember?
Sure ya do!
WELL, poor Casey is in a home now………………….., suffering from advanced Parkinson’s disease.
AND THE FAMILY IS AT WAR!
Folks, I’m not going to tell you what I think is going on
because these assholes might sue me as well………………………, so I will just
give you the facts and let you decide for yourselves!Casey’s present (and much younger) wife Jean ……., and his daughter Julie, are suing Casey’s other kids, (Kerri, 35, and Mike, 40, ) but they have all reached a settlement agreement that ends a bid to place him in a conservatorship.
Seems the present wife is trying to prevent some of his kids from seeing him, or visiting him in the old folks home!
Like I said, I am not going to comment on reasons for this……………………., but I can say that Jean (his present wife) filed documents of their own, in which she claimed her stepchildren were loaned hefty amounts of money to help pay for their education, housing, travel expenses, and more.
(There’s something rotten in Denmark, folks! Or in this case – California!)
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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel
of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show
consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel
to stop.
Chuck Norris’s daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris
put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the
test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
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