Is Rob Ford a Bobble-Head, OR, does Rob Ford HAVE a Bobble-Head?

                   

Reports from the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff  indicate that most Canadians have not finished their Christmas shopping yet ……, as a matter of fact, a lot of people haven’t even STARTED yet!
SO!
Here’s a good Xmas gift to consider!
Second edition Rob Ford bobble heads go on sale today at Toronto city hall.
A spokesman for the Toronto mayor says the new $20 “Robbie Bobbies” will feature a different wardrobe from Ford bobble heads that sold out in a matter of hours last month.
Amin Massoudi says the 1,000 second edition dolls are to go on sale at noon in the city hall rotunda with a strict limit of one per customer.
Before November’s sale, people seeking to get their hands on the precious novelty item began arriving at 5 a.m., and the line snaked around the inside of city hall.

The sale of the 1,000 first edition Robbie Bobbies generated more than $12,000 for the United Way Toronto, and proceeds from the second edition are to go to the Canadian Cancer Society.
(Mayor Ford was the first person to get one………………., but his is already missing the head!)
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News out of Pittsburgh that a homeless man has won a One Million dollar  ($1,000,000-) Picasso painting.
Reports from our news department indicates he will hang it on a tree next to where he sleeps!
(While we are on the subject: Warren Buffett, Berkshire Hathaway’s CEO,  personally made about $37 million a day in 2013!
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North Korea sent a fax to South Korea on Thursday, threatening to “strike mercilessly without notice” after protests against the secretive regime this week in Seoul.

The message warned that North Korea would strike if “the provocation against our highest dignity is repeated in the downtown of Seoul.”

Folks, your often dazed and confused reporter is wondering if these guys are totally NUTS, or just really bored!

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A New Jersey man was arrested last week after he attempted to take a road test while intoxicated.

Fifty-three-year-old Stephen Goss was arrested for DWI and reckless driving charges after he blew a .18 at a New Jersey DMV.

The unlicensed driver apparently drove himself drunk to the test, where he breathed alcohol fumes all over his instructor, who called police.

When they arrived, he was apparently still waiting to start the driving test.

Instead, he got — and failed — a sobriety test.

Oh ya,  I almost forgot.

He did not get a license!

http://gawker.com/new-jersey-man-arrested-after-showing-up-drunk-for-his-1486974364

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AND NOW, THE LATEST IN THE LEFT WING AND GAY COMMUNITIES ATTEMPT TO LIMIT FREE SPEECH!

(The far left is getting as bad as the Muslim’s, FOLKS ………….., heaven help ya, if you say something that offends them!)

A lot can happen in 24 hours. Exhibit A: On Wednesday, GQ released some rather blunt remarks Phil Robertson made on the topic of homosexuality. When asked about his definition of sin, the reality star said, “Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there — bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”

Less than two hours later, as news of these remarks spread like wildfire, prompting the “Duck Dynasty” star to clarify his statements.
“I myself am a product of the ’60s; I centered my life around sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll until I hit rock bottom and accepted Jesus as my Savior,” he said in a statement issued by A&E on Wednesday. “My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together. However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty, and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
But that softening of language wasn’t enough to prevent fallout for the duck-hunting father of four, and later that same afternoon, A&E suspended Phil from filming.

“We are extremely disappointed to have read Phil Robertson’s comments in GQ, which are based on his own personal beliefs and are not reflected in the series ‘Duck Dynasty,’” A&E stated.“His personal views in no way reflect those of A&E Networks, who have always been strong supporters and champions of the LGBT community. The network has placed Phil under hiatus from filming indefinitely.”
GLAAD — which had released a statement in response to Robertson’s original comments urging A&E “to reexamine their ties with someone with such public disdain for LGBT people and their families” (and which also contained a thinly veiled boycott threat) — wasted no time in praising the network’s action.
“What’s clear is that such hateful anti-gay comments are unacceptable to fans, viewers, and networks alike,” stated GLAAD spokesman Wilson Cruz. “By taking quick action and removing Robertson from future filming,  A&E has sent a strong message that discrimination is neither a Christian nor an American value.”

AND WITH THAT STATEMENT ALL THE GAYS WENT HOME AND HAD SWEET DREAMS, WHILE SUGAR PLUM FAIRIES DANCED IN THEIR HEADS!
http://ca.omg.yahoo.com/blogs/tv-news/-duck-dynasty–drama–controversy-continues-to-build-over-phil-robertson-s-homosexuality-remarks-180934306.html

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AND FINALLY: Watch out who you try and rob on a bus in Seattle!!!!