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Monday 30 December 2013

Who cares if Robin Roberts is Gay?

                                   
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“Good Morning America” anchor Robin Roberts used a Facebook post to acknowledge what friends and co-workers have long known:
She’s gay.
O.K. she’s gay!
So what?
I’m a middle-aged heterosexual male………………….., but I don’t point it out to anyone and everyone that will listen!
Why doesn’t Robin Roberts just shut up about it, and get on with her life?
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A white-tailed deer whose worst enemy in the Washington, D.C., area is likely a human behind the wheel apparently jumped into a cheetah enclosure at the National Zoo, according to news reports.
(Note: It never jumped OUT again!!)
A zookeeper heard a commotion and the dead deer was found in the cheetah exhibit about 11:40 a.m. Friday, according to The Washington Post.
There were reportedly two happy cheetahs in the enclosure.
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Trouble in Southern Russia folks, and maybe trouble for the Olympics!
imagesCAPZ3DREThey just had the second Islamic suicide bombing in the last few days down in Volgograd.
Putin is getting real nervous, and if they’re smart they won’t push him too far ……………………………, otherwise he might just round up all the Muslims and kick them across the border into Georgia and Azerbaijan.

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Dear Readers:
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I don’t know who Stephanie Seymour is,  but I can certainly see why she turns heads in a bikini!
(Apparently she’s a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model)
However, what caught my eye was the caption under this photo:
“Every year Stephanie Seymour goes to St. Bart’s for Christmas where she somehow continues to look fucking fantastic to the point that even her gay son gets an erection!”
Now that’s just plain wrong on so many levels!
BUT! They do have a point!
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WestJet CEO Gregg Saretsky’s 5 favourite flight attendant jokes!
1. What do you give the man who has everything? A burglar alarm.
2. Two women were overheard talking at a coffee shop. “I just got back from a pleasure trip,” said the first. “So did I,” said the second. “I just dropped my husband off at the airport.”
3. What does Canada produce that no other country produces? Canadians!
4. Two men were chatting on a WestJet plane recently. “My wife thinks I’m too nosy,” said one. “Really?” asked the second. “Yeah,” he replied. “At least that’s what she keeps writing in her diary.”
5. A WestJet flight attendant was telling a bunch of very corny jokes on a flight recently, but wasn’t sure the PA system was working. She asked if anyone in the back of the plane could hear her and one man stood up and yelled, “No!” That’s when a man in the front row stood up, turned around and said “Great! Can I trade places with you?”
BOY, I HOPE THEIR SERVICE IS BETTER THAN THEIR JOKES!
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And Finally: Imagine you’re a parent taking pictures of your kids swimming in the ocean ………………………….., then when you get home ya see THIS!

 
 

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