Patrick Brazeau’s tenure at Halifax’s Frank magazine was over very shortly after it began, and that qualifies him as our “Asshole of the day!”
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Earlier this week, the small East Coast news, humour and satire publication announced it had dumped Brazeau. He lasted less than two months, only long enough to write one column. Taking into account the fact he was hired Dec. 2, right before the House broke for the winter and MPs went back to their ridings, Brazeau likely had about two weeks of real work time before he got canned. It was just a long enough stint that the disgraced senator can now add disgraced freelance writer to his resumé.
“My dear, dear Frank readers. I love you, each and every one of you,” editor Andrew Douglas wrote on Frank’s website. “I have a job because of you. A job I really like. I owe you a lot. And how do I repay you? By exposing you to the narcissistic ramblings of Senator Patrick Brazeau.”
He went on to say that Brazeau’s copy was just plain bad, that he was unreliable and that he failed to show up for a scheduled radio interview.
“There wasn’t anything new,” writes Douglas. “A lot of it read like that Hail Mary speech he gave last fall before the Senate gave him the boot. We’ve only got one shot at this, I told him. Everyone’s paying attention. A rant devoid of new information, insight or perspective is useless, I advised.”
Tell ya one thing bunky, Native’s have enough of an image and public relations problem here in Canada without the help of this guy!
Maybe they can dis-own him somehow!
Talk shows should have more drinking on them!
untitledRepublican strategist Mary Matalin appeared on last night’s episode of Real Time with Bill Maher to discuss the book she wrote with her Democrat husband James Carville, Love & War: Twenty Years, Three Presidents, Two Daughters and One Louisiana Home. (Carville also appeared on the Real Time panel.) When she sat down next to Maher, he remarked, “I know you’re very brave because you had a fall and you had a little medical problem and you still showed up.” Matalin proved to be more than just brave—she seemed hopped up on something that made her speech sluggish and slurred.
She brought the party with her bunky!

untitledggfHighlights of her appearance included her referring to her husband as a “stud muffin,” her description of Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson as a “chick magnet,” and Carlson’s wife as “hot, hot, hot.” But my favorite thing that she said, when discussing her love for animals and their reciprocation of it, was, “They come to me. Birds land on my shoulders. Rats come to me, cats come to me.” The way she said it was so musical, it’s been looping in my head like a pop song’s hook.

Not only was this broad three sheets to the wind …………, she was hilarious as well folks! (This was some of the best entertainment I’ve seen on a political show in years!)
18441-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Chubby-Nude-White-Woman-Holding-Her-Brests-And-Looking-Shockingly-Down-At-The-Weight-Depicted-On-A-ScaleThey also  have a program over in Britain called “The Graham Norton Show” which features all the big stars from North America, and I watch that regularly because there is an open bar in the Green Room ……………….., and half tanked guests make the program a pure delight to watch!
What am I getting at here?
We need to see more liquored]-up guests on our otherwise bland North American TV shows, kids!
Here it is folks, here’s another plot from the tree huggers to turn us all into Amish, so that we party like it’s 1894! (Critics say leaked draft of the free trade agreement falls short in protections.)
imagesQD5PYE3DA leaked draft of a major free trade agreement among the United States, Canada, Mexico, and nations on the Pacific Rim raises alarming questions about environmental protections, several leading green groups say:
“If the environment chapter is finalized as written in this leaked document, President Obama’s environmental trade record would be worse than George W. Bush’s,” Michael Brune, executive director of the Sierra Club, said in a statement after a draft of the agreement was published Wednesday on WikiLeaks. “This draft chapter falls flat on every single one of our issues—oceans, fish, wildlife, and forest protections,” he said.

1057885-Royalty-Free-Clip-Art-Illustration-Of-A-Hairy-Nude-Shy-Man-Covering-Himself-Up-With-His-ArmsPutin is tootin’ now folks! Because of all the Gay bitchin’ about Russia’s anti-gay laws, Vladimir is now resorting to that old “some of my best friends are gay,” trick!
Nobody here at the Perspective Research Department, let alone the Naked News staff, thinks this will fly!

Meanwhile, Denis Rodman has checked into Re-Hab!
Sorry Folks, but we don’t think Re-Hab alo0ne is going to do it!

Project1Hang on to your hats folks, according to a new BMO survey, the RICH think they will need more retirement money than us ordinary Canadians, if they want to continue to keep their accustomed style of living!
So that means that  if they…….., well, to do that they would  ……………., it wouldn’t be possible to ……………….., WELL OF COURSE THEY DO!