Yup, that’s right!
It’s about time we made Ted our asshole of the day again!
No particular reason folks.
Not for his disdain of the left wing in general.
Nope!
It’s EVERYTHING!
Put them all together, stir wildly, and PRESTO, YA GOT ONE PERFECT ASSHOLE!
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The RCMP said today a foreign national, 66-year-old Helena
Freida Bodner, faces charges including smuggling and making false
statements after she was stopped upon her arrival at Pearson on Feb. 3
and was found to be carrying 10,202 individual stones, which were
concealed inside her body.
The RCMP says they are worth about $398,000.
(The Mounties also said something about trying to smuggle in 1500 carrots ……………………………., but so far we don’t have a clue what the hell she wanted them for!)
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Seems ABC News received advance warning of Jimmy Kimmel’s prank about a wolf supposedly prowling the athletes’ village in Sochi but didn’t steer other news organizations away from it, the network said Friday.
Meanwhile, one media ethicist questioned whether a
company that includes a major news organization should broadcast a joke
that implied security problems at an Olympic Games where concerns about
safety have been, and continue to be, a major issue!
Oh for God’s sake kids, this guy should give it a rest.
(We thought it was funny, and so did you and everybody else ……………….., except that one jerk!)
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See folks, I told ya that real life isn’t the same as the movies!
(The 32-year-old Brazilian model and mother of their three children
was sitting in the audience during McConaughey’s interview on “Inside
the Actor’s Studio.”_
“It was for me!” the Dallas Buyers Club star interjected. “It wasn’t for you.”
Looking surprised, Alves replied, “That’s the first time you’ve said that.”
(McConaughey and Alves met in 2006, and married in June 2012.
They are parents to sons Levi, 5, Livingston, 13 months, and daughter
Vida, 4.)
Alves immediately let out a telling laugh, and McConaughey told his wife, “You can say.”
“True?” Lipton asked McConaughey of his wife’s response.
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The CBC, those darlings of the left, have once again plugged
public transit and bicycling, or walking instead of cars and freeways.
In an article about what other cities have done with roads like the
Gardiner expressway, they gave all sorts of examples of how the highways
were torn up and replaced with boulevards and green space but not once
did they mention other options.
But that is not meaningful, said Bill Holloway, a transportation
policy analyst at State Smart Transportation. An extra 10 to 15 minutes
spent by an individual on a commute has no noticeable effect on their
lives. [sic]
Then build nice stuff on top.
(Worked wonders!)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/looking-for-the-future-of-the-gardiner-expressway-1.2546865?cmp=rss
It’s about time we made Ted our asshole of the day again!
No particular reason folks.
Not his rabid right wing fantasies.
Not his insane support of the NRA!
Not his belief in hunting with a bow and arrow …………………….., or a machine gun!
Not for his crude comments against President Barack Obama.
Not for his his dislike of animal rights activists.
Not for his disdain of the left wing in general.It’s EVERYTHING!
Put them all together, stir wildly, and PRESTO, YA GOT ONE PERFECT ASSHOLE!
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Customs officials and the RCMP say they have seized a
stash of smuggled diamonds at Toronto’s Pearson airport, leading to
smuggling charges against a woman who had flown in from Trinidad and
Tobago.
The RCMP says they are worth about $398,000.
(The Mounties also said something about trying to smuggle in 1500 carrots ……………………………., but so far we don’t have a clue what the hell she wanted them for!)
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Seems ABC News received advance warning of Jimmy Kimmel’s prank about a wolf supposedly prowling the athletes’ village in Sochi but didn’t steer other news organizations away from it, the network said Friday.
Meanwhile, one media ethicist questioned whether a
company that includes a major news organization should broadcast a joke
that implied security problems at an Olympic Games where concerns about
safety have been, and continue to be, a major issue!Oh for God’s sake kids, this guy should give it a rest.
(We thought it was funny, and so did you and everybody else ……………….., except that one jerk!)
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See folks, I told ya that real life isn’t the same as the movies!
Camila Alves says: Husband Matthew McConaughey Isn’t as Romantic as His Movie Characters!
After discussing the 44-year-old actor’s many rom-com roles, host James Lipton asked Alves how she met her husband.
“We met at a bar on Sunset Boulevard,” she replied with a laugh.
“Was it love at first sight?” Lipton asked.
“Um . . .” Alves said smiling.“It was for me!” the Dallas Buyers Club star interjected. “It wasn’t for you.”
Looking surprised, Alves replied, “That’s the first time you’ve said that.”
Joking that her answer would go “no further than this room,” Lipton
then asked Alves to share what her husband is really like offscreen
compared to McConaughey’s earlier film roles in rom-coms like 2001′s The Wedding Planner.
Alves immediately let out a telling laugh, and McConaughey told his wife, “You can say.”
“It’s very funny because people see him onscreen or
out there in public in a certain way, and they have this vision of him
being this romantic and so passionate. Just very romantic and grabs you
and kisses you,” she explained. “And sometimes I’m like, ‘Who is this
guy? Can you be a little bit of that?’ Sometimes I’m like, ‘Can we bring
that guy home for a little bit?” she joked, pointing to a movie screen.
“True?” Lipton asked McConaughey of his wife’s response.
“Absolutely!” he said.
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In an article about what other cities have done with roads like the
Gardiner expressway, they gave all sorts of examples of how the highways
were torn up and replaced with boulevards and green space but not once
did they mention other options.
As Toronto
ponders the future of the Gardiner Expressway, attention turns to other
cities that have already made the decision to destroy the downtown
highways. Before tearing down the San Francisco Embarcadero
Freeway, damaged by an earthquake in 1989, traffic nightmares were
widely predicted. But as it turned out, improvements to surface streets,
transit and the walking environment helped soak up a good share of the
former highway traffic.
But that is not meaningful, said Bill Holloway, a transportation
policy analyst at State Smart Transportation. An extra 10 to 15 minutes
spent by an individual on a commute has no noticeable effect on their
lives. [sic]
And if you want to have a vibrant, walkable,
bikeable, environmentally friendly city, you need to get some cars out
of dense urban areas because there’s just not enough space, he said.
BUT!
Nobody involved with the article thought to mention BOSTON, where
they had the same problem as the Gardiner, only on a much bigger scale!
Their solution …………………………, BURY IT!Then build nice stuff on top.
(Worked wonders!)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/looking-for-the-future-of-the-gardiner-expressway-1.2546865?cmp=rss
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