O.K. folks, now that we invaded the Turks and Caicos Islands earlier in the week, and made them a Canadian territory, we are now going to carve up the rest of Canada!
First of all, as you can see on the map, our other territories are
gone……………………., the Provinces go all the way up to Santa’s house now!
British Columbia gets to be one of the provinces, and Alberta and Saskatchewan combine to become the Prairie Province!
Manitoba gets all the northern stuff plus a good chunk of western Ontario right over to Wawa! (Nobody from down south ever goes there anyway!)
Ontario keeps all the people and industry south of a line between Wawa and the southern tip of Hudson’s Bay! (Wawa gets to decide which province they want to be a part of, Manitoba or Ontario!)
QUEBEC: (Here comes the good part!) gets Labrador ………, so that we can take the “South Shore” and make it part of the “Maritime” province! (After all, they need a link to the “Rest of Canada!” R.O.C.)
Quebec can then stay in Canada and either shut-up ……………………………….., or fuck-off!
We don’t much care which!
(The B.C. capital stays in Victoria, Alberta's capital is Regina, Manitoba's capital is in Brandon or Thunder Bay, Ontario's capital is in London, Quebec in Quebec City and the Maritime capital is in Charlottetown!)
British Columbia gets to be one of the provinces, and Alberta and Saskatchewan combine to become the Prairie Province!
Manitoba gets all the northern stuff plus a good chunk of western Ontario right over to Wawa! (Nobody from down south ever goes there anyway!)
Ontario keeps all the people and industry south of a line between Wawa and the southern tip of Hudson’s Bay! (Wawa gets to decide which province they want to be a part of, Manitoba or Ontario!)
QUEBEC: (Here comes the good part!) gets Labrador ………, so that we can take the “South Shore” and make it part of the “Maritime” province! (After all, they need a link to the “Rest of Canada!” R.O.C.)
Quebec can then stay in Canada and either shut-up ……………………………….., or fuck-off!
We don’t much care which!
(The B.C. capital stays in Victoria, Alberta's capital is Regina, Manitoba's capital is in Brandon or Thunder Bay, Ontario's capital is in London, Quebec in Quebec City and the Maritime capital is in Charlottetown!)
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