Mark McMorris, who many see as the future of snowboarding, won the bronze medal in slopestyle snowboarding, an inaugural event at these Games.
It was a long journey from Regina to the podium for the 20-year old and reports said he did it in his sleep ……………………!
(I suspect that the article should have said that he did it while WE were sleeping!)

Project1News from “The Superficial.”  This is not the first time Charlie was made our “Asshole of the Day!” (Sorry Charlie!)
While filming Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week, Ashton Kutcher finally got tired of Charlie Sheen talking shit about him and told him to shut the fuck up on live television. A move that Charlie has surprisingly responded to with humility and class:
Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c
Until two hours later when the coke flowed from porn star butthole like wine:
but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I’ll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?

Two things:
1. Yes, those tweets literally happened two hours apart.
2. Charlie Sheen felt the need to censor the word “fuck” which is by far the craziest thing he’s has ever done.
charlie-sheen-600x450This is a man who once tweeted a knife to Denise Richards along with death threats and a grenade to a judge while knee-deep in hooker pussy, yet got to the word “fuck” and went, “Oof. Language, Charlie, language.” That’s serial killer crazy, is what that is.
Woody Allen and Dylan Farrow have settled into a “Yes you did” and “No I didn’t” routine, although my money sides with Woody. and places the blame on Mia!
Of course, I have talked to a bunch of militant feminists about this, and 100% of them are positively SURE that Woody did it!    (Bad Woody!)

imagesCAATUG4ZDon’t let this shitty winter weather fool ya kids, 2013 marks the thirty-seventh consecutive year of above-normal global temperatures.
According to data from NASA, the global temperature in 2013 averaged 58.3 degrees Fahrenheit (14.6 degrees Celsius), roughly a degree warmer than the twentieth-century average.
Fast-food giant McDonald’s – often seen as a symbol of American capitalism – has opened its first restaurant in communist-controlled Vietnam.  Hundreds of people queued for the opening of the restaurant in the southern city of Ho Chi Minh, AFP says. (SO, looks like the U.S. will conquer Vietnam after all!)

imagesGXY1B0UMFigure skating, a sport that has long faced serious credibility problems over its judging, appears to be on the cusp of another scandal.
French publication L’Equipe has reported that the United States and Russia have struck a deal to mutually assure higher marks for their countries, while also shutting out Canada from the gold.
How Does Wind Power Work?  (In a nutshell, the technology behind it is simple kids, “a blow job!”)
Hands-On KidWind Challenge Trains Students in Renewable Energy  The KidWind Challenge, the organization’s signature program, gives students a chance to compete in building small, working wind turbines.
Justin Bieber did something stupid again today.  Oh, we haven’t heard what it is yet ……………, but ya can bet that he did something stupid today!
JUST SO YA KNOW DEPARTMENT: Burin Peninsula RCMP have arrested three people in connection to a break and enter on Thursday at a business in Grand Bank, Newfoundland.  Police said a small quantity of liquor and cigarettes were stolen.
Many young people face crushing pressure to show off a sweetheart when they visit family on Lunar New Year, the biggest and longest holiday in China. It’s spurred a growing trend in “rental boyfriends,” fake beaus who charge as much as a month’s average salary – and a dollar a pop for hugs.

imagesCAOKOAUBThe Chinese even have a phrase to describe a woman who reaches her late twenties without marrying: they call her “leftover woman.” It’s cause for a family crisis.
And those who are gay face a similar predicament: homosexuality is very much underground in China.
Beijing-based rental boyfriend ZhuRuisen says the Lunar New Year holiday – which started a few days ago – is a peak time in his line of work.
“There is a big demand: many clients have this need,” Zhu said, speaking through a translator. “There are many hits on the [web] advertisement. It’s very popular.”

Zhu is new to the game. He is a student and heading out on the road this week for his first multi-day paid gig.
imagesHe will be travelling more than 400 kilometres with a stranger to meet her family in Shandong province.
“I asked for a little over $500 and she talked me down to about $475,” he said. “But she will be paying for the flight tickets and hotels.”
And like so many things, there are always extra fees.
“For example, to go shopping together will be $10 an hour. The movies will depend: a thriller is more than a comedy.”
Holding hands $1 per time, hugs the same and kissing is to be negotiated. Sex is not part of the deal.
(Boy those Chinese, eh! Ya never know what they are going to do!)