Jamaal Johnson, 21, of Lakeland, Florida is facing a plethora of charges after threatening 22-year-old Randall Settles with everything but the kitchen sink.
According to The Ledger, Settles, who had known Johnson since they were kids, had been working on Johnson’s truck for a week and a half before the incident. After taking the truck for a test drive, Johnson was unhappy with how it was running. Settles explained to Johnson that, without parts, that was as good as it was going to get………………….!
SO, ya do what most people would do in this situation: Follow your mechanic when he leaves work, and then run him down with your truck in an empty lot so that the impact throws him about 10 feet in the air. Then, of course, go into your truck and get a broomstickand proceed to strike your mechanic with the handle, not the bristles, becasue the handle will hurt more. When the mechanic flees to find help from a friend, trap them both and threaten them with your trusty revolver. If all else fails, grab the baby stroller from your back seat and swing it at your mechanic and his friend. Lastly, grab a socket wrench and throw it at your mechanic, hitting him square in the face. If nothing else, the baby stroller should have distracted him.http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/man-charged-attacking-mechanic-broom-gun-wrench-baby-163313817.html
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Folks, I have made fun of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) at just about every opportunity, and for my efforts I have been called all sorts of names by the do-gooder, bleeding heart, left wing tree hugging, chicken loving, morons!
WELL, it seems I was right all along to make fun of them:Ya see!
(And to think that some people consider ME weird!)
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And while we are on the subject of animals: A Dog Is Being Held Hostage by the Taliban!
Dogs have played a key role in Iraq and Afghanistan. The U.S. military has had a force as large as 2,500 dogs.
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A woman in England has been accused of assaulting her husband with toast and butter:
A court heard Julie Evans first poured water over her husband James when he fell asleep on the sofa after she asked him to do chores. (The row is alleged to have escalated at breakfast the next morning.)
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Your long suffering reporter DOES think that Rob Ford should resign, BUT, we do not condone the continued harassment of Ford by the left wing media!
Strange things in Vancouver. A couple of people in the ‘downtown’ crowd let themselves get kicked in the groin for money over the last few days!
BUT!
Since they were stupid enough to do this in the first place, the people that kicked them in the nuts didn’t pay either!
Police are investigating!
According to The Ledger, Settles, who had known Johnson since they were kids, had been working on Johnson’s truck for a week and a half before the incident. After taking the truck for a test drive, Johnson was unhappy with how it was running. Settles explained to Johnson that, without parts, that was as good as it was going to get………………….!
SO, ya do what most people would do in this situation: Follow your mechanic when he leaves work, and then run him down with your truck in an empty lot so that the impact throws him about 10 feet in the air. Then, of course, go into your truck and get a broomstickand proceed to strike your mechanic with the handle, not the bristles, becasue the handle will hurt more. When the mechanic flees to find help from a friend, trap them both and threaten them with your trusty revolver. If all else fails, grab the baby stroller from your back seat and swing it at your mechanic and his friend. Lastly, grab a socket wrench and throw it at your mechanic, hitting him square in the face. If nothing else, the baby stroller should have distracted him.——————————————————
Folks, I have made fun of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) at just about every opportunity, and for my efforts I have been called all sorts of names by the do-gooder, bleeding heart, left wing tree hugging, chicken loving, morons!
WELL, it seems I was right all along to make fun of them:An animal rights advocate wants to place a roadside memorial in Georgia to remember several chickens killed in a highway wreck.
A member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals filed an application for the memorial Wednesday with the Georgia Department of Transportation.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports (http://bit.ly/1dsLrs1) that, if approved, a memorial would be placed at the Hall County site where a truck hauling live chickens overturned Jan. 27.
Sarah Segal of Atlanta writes in her application that she wants to place a 10-foot tombstone memorial for one month on the right of way of U.S. 129 to mark the deaths of the chickens.(And to think that some people consider ME weird!)
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And while we are on the subject of animals: A Dog Is Being Held Hostage by the Taliban!
It appears that the dog was deployed by British forces. The dog’s name and gender are not certain but its breed is believed to be Belgian Malinois, known for being fearless, driven, and able to handle the heat, making it especially well suited for places like Iraq and Afghanistan. The Malinois is often used by U.S. Special Operations troops, typically trained to detect explosives or narcotics.
Dogs have played a key role in Iraq and Afghanistan. The U.S. military has had a force as large as 2,500 dogs.
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A woman in England has been accused of assaulting her husband with toast and butter:
A court heard Julie Evans first poured water over her husband James when he fell asleep on the sofa after she asked him to do chores. (The row is alleged to have escalated at breakfast the next morning.)Prosecutor Theresa Perry said: “She started an argument and threw her toast at him. He left as he felt she was being petty, but she grabbed a handful of butter and smeared it on his face. “He then tried to rub some of it back on her and they ended up on the floor.”
It was alleged James, who has multiple sclerosis, suffered a torn ear which needed 13 stitches.
Evans, 45, of Cinderford, Glos, who denies assault, is to go on trial at Cheltenham magistrates court in July.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/assault-buttery-trial-wife-accused-3116994#ixzz2sdlajDn ————————————————–
The latest incident happened yesterday when they made if a point of asking Ford if he would attend some sort of big “Gay” event in Toronto ………………………, knowing full well that he wouldn’t!
Just another excuse to run him down, folks!
Speaking of Ford: Mayor Rob Ford and his brother Doug are turning to YouTube to get their message out with a new series that will debut next week. Ford Nation features Toronto’s controversial leader and his councillor brother in their first broadcast since their weekly radio show was cancelled this fall – after the mayor admitted he had smoked crack cocaine – and a TV show on Sun News Network ended after a single episode.
—————————–Strange things in Vancouver. A couple of people in the ‘downtown’ crowd let themselves get kicked in the groin for money over the last few days!
BUT!
Since they were stupid enough to do this in the first place, the people that kicked them in the nuts didn’t pay either!
Police are investigating!
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