Instead, they found an amorous pig.
State police say a woman called last week after hearing what she believed to be a fight coming from a neighbor’s home, but the neighbor explained to the cops that she raises pigs and the screaming was coming from an overjoyed male pig that had been placed in a pen with five sows in heat.
Read more: http://www.newsradio540.com/articles/weird-news-104673/maine-police-investigate-screams-find-amorous-12037646/#ixzz2sVVUYHj7
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1. The local DA headlined her press release “Don’t Whizz on the Alamo,”
Here’s a remindr of Mike Tyson: A Super Bowl party turned
nasty on Sunday after two brothers began roughhousing after the game.
27-year-old Sean Fallon-Nebbia, the
oldest of the two, began to fight 26-year-old brother Frank. Sean
reportedly bit off part of Frank’s right ear and then punched him
several times in the face, knocking him out. Ahhh … brotherly love.
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Another reason NEVER to go to Florida bunky: Florida
officials say they’ve bagged one of the biggest Burmese pythons ever
found in the state: an 18.2-foot-long (5.5 meters) female weighing some
150 pounds (68 kilograms).
Meanwhile: In Colombia, the fossil of a gargantuan snake has
stunned scientists, forcing them to rethink the nature of prehistoric
life. Fifty-eight million years ago, a few million
years after the fall of the dinosaurs, Cerrejón was an immense, swampy
jungle where everything was hotter, wetter and bigger than it is today.
The lord of this jungle was a truly spectacular
creature—a snake more than 40 feet long and weighing more than a ton.
This giant serpent looked something like a modern-day boa constrictor,
but behaved more like today’s water-dwelling anaconda. It was a swamp
denizen and a fearsome predator, able to eat any animal that caught its
eye. The thickest part of its body would be nearly as high as a man’s
waist. Scientists call it Titanoboa cerrejonensis.
Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-titanoboa-the-40-foot-long-snake-was-found-115791429/#ixzz2sY0waTbC
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I don’t know how to put it any simpler kids, after reading THIS in the paper this morning: Still not clear what killed Philip Seymour Hoffman!
Look boys and girls, once more, he was found with the needle still in his arm, ………………. what the hell do you think killed him? (They got the people that sold him the heroin in a hurryfolks, must have lifted fingerprints from the bags holding the dope!)
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AND FINALLY: A longtime star of British soap opera Coronation Street has been cleared of multiple charges of sexual assault against young girls. A jury at Britain’s Preston Crown Court on Thursday found 81-year-old William Roache not guilty of four counts of indecent assault and two counts of rape.
The offences were alleged to have taken place in the 1960s and 1970s. Prosecutors had argued that Roache took advantage of his fame to abuse star-struck girls and then keep them from speaking out. But Roache said he had never met the women accusing him.
This whole thing smelled from the get-go kids! It sounded more like the woman was using Roache’s celebrity status to try and extort money from him! (Not that the FemiNazi’s would agree with this statement, folks)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/coronation-street-s-william-roache-cleared-of-sex-charges-1.2525296?cmp=rss
Coronation Street, set in a fictional working-class district in northwestern England, is among the longest-running programs on British television. Roache has played the character of Ken Barlow on the series since its first episode in 1960.
State police say a woman called last week after hearing what she believed to be a fight coming from a neighbor’s home, but the neighbor explained to the cops that she raises pigs and the screaming was coming from an overjoyed male pig that had been placed in a pen with five sows in heat.
Read more: http://www.newsradio540.com/articles/weird-news-104673/maine-police-investigate-screams-find-amorous-12037646/#ixzz2sVVUYHj7
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On April 14, 2012, Daniel Athens just couldn’t hold it any
longer, so he ducked under a chain and relieved himself on the big
building behind it.
Because that building happened to be the Alamo—as in, the Alamo—the
23-year-old found himself in a San Antonio court yesterday pleading
guilty to “felony level criminal mischief of a public monument or place
of human burial,” reports MySanAntonio.
He faces up to 18 months in state jail and a $4,000 fine, the latter
because urine takes a toll on the limestone facade of a 250-year-old
church.
Coverage of the incident, is nearly universal in noting two things:
1. The local DA headlined her press release “Don’t Whizz on the Alamo,”
And:
2. Ozzy Osbourne already peed there in 1982.
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On top of everything else, the kid’s got no class:
Justin Bieber and his entourage, including his father, were flying from
Canada to New Jersey for the Super Bowl—and smoking so much pot on the
plane that pilots had to wear oxygen masks. As if that wasn’t classy
enough, a flight attendant also says Bieber and his dad harassed her and
were “extremely [verbally] abusive,” according to an official report.
The captain asked Bieber multiple times to stop smoking and stop
harassing the flight attendant, to no avail.
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Here’s a remindr of Mike Tyson: A Super Bowl party turned
nasty on Sunday after two brothers began roughhousing after the game.
27-year-old Sean Fallon-Nebbia, the
oldest of the two, began to fight 26-year-old brother Frank. Sean
reportedly bit off part of Frank’s right ear and then punched him
several times in the face, knocking him out. Ahhh … brotherly love.
Another reason NEVER to go to Florida bunky: Florida
officials say they’ve bagged one of the biggest Burmese pythons ever
found in the state: an 18.2-foot-long (5.5 meters) female weighing some
150 pounds (68 kilograms).
The snake, which was shot and killed in the Everglades on Tuesday
(Feb. 4), could set a record for the largest Burmese python ever seen on
state-owned lands, said Randy Smith, a spokesperson for the South
Florida Water Management District.
The lord of this jungle was a truly spectacular
creature—a snake more than 40 feet long and weighing more than a ton.
This giant serpent looked something like a modern-day boa constrictor,
but behaved more like today’s water-dwelling anaconda. It was a swamp
denizen and a fearsome predator, able to eat any animal that caught its
eye. The thickest part of its body would be nearly as high as a man’s
waist. Scientists call it Titanoboa cerrejonensis.———————————————
I don’t know how to put it any simpler kids, after reading THIS in the paper this morning: Still not clear what killed Philip Seymour Hoffman!
Look boys and girls, once more, he was found with the needle still in his arm, ………………. what the hell do you think killed him? (They got the people that sold him the heroin in a hurryfolks, must have lifted fingerprints from the bags holding the dope!)
————————————————
AND FINALLY: A longtime star of British soap opera Coronation Street has been cleared of multiple charges of sexual assault against young girls. A jury at Britain’s Preston Crown Court on Thursday found 81-year-old William Roache not guilty of four counts of indecent assault and two counts of rape.
The offences were alleged to have taken place in the 1960s and 1970s. Prosecutors had argued that Roache took advantage of his fame to abuse star-struck girls and then keep them from speaking out. But Roache said he had never met the women accusing him.
This whole thing smelled from the get-go kids! It sounded more like the woman was using Roache’s celebrity status to try and extort money from him! (Not that the FemiNazi’s would agree with this statement, folks)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/coronation-street-s-william-roache-cleared-of-sex-charges-1.2525296?cmp=rss
Coronation Street, set in a fictional working-class district in northwestern England, is among the longest-running programs on British television. Roache has played the character of Ken Barlow on the series since its first episode in 1960.
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