Folks, this will show you what a seriously CRAZY world we live in!
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A WARNING TO YOUNG GUYS: IF YOU PICK UP A GIRL AT A BAR, OR PARTY, AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH HER ..........., THE POLITICALLY CORRECT CROWD IS STARTING TO HINT THAT SHE MIGHT NOT BE CONSIDERED "CAPABLE" OF CONSENT! YOU YOU COULD THEREFORE BE CHARGED WITH "RAPE!"
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OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE:
A veteran New Jersey teacher could be fired from her job after discovering two naked kindergarten students “having sex” inside a school bathroom.
Kelly Mascio, 43, is facing termination in connection with the incident late last year at Mullica Township Elementary School in southern New Jersey.
As detailed in a Mullica Township Police Department report, two of Macsio’s students–both five-years-old–went into an in-classroom bathroom and removed their clothes.
Will and Jaden Smith have something they can bond over. They
were both awarded Razzies for their performances in “After Earth.” Jaden
was selected as worst actor for his starring role in the sci-fi flop
about a father and son stranded on an untamed earth, while the elder
Smith was chosen as worst supporting actor at Saturday’s Golden
Raspberry Awards, which lampoons Hollywood’s awards season on the eve of
the Oscars.
The duo was also selected as the worst screen combo by online Razzies voters.
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Weird weather adds new twist for Iditarod racers: While much of North America is in the grip of a “Polar Vortex” the people way up north have mild weather!
Welcome to 2014′s winter of extremes, which featured bitter
cold then freezing rain and temperatures into the 50s just about
everywhere from the mushing hotbed of Willow to the Kenai Peninsula and
beyond. With bare ground and exposed fields of hay, state forestry
officials even issued a wildfire advisory for parts of the Mat-Su
borough — on Jan. 30.
WINNIPEG – Manitoba is promising increased protection for one of the largest populations of beluga whales in the world.
(Since Manitoba is a prairie province, this headline naturally caused
a lot of confusion amongst the Naked News staff ………………….., so your
trusty reporter sent some people to Winnipeg to investigate!)
Seems trucks were bad enough on the highways, but now that the
Beluga’s are migrating “en masse” traffic is at a standstill in some
areas!
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(Just watch out for frostbite!)
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Rob Ford is going to the Oscars with Jimmy Kimmel, and is then appearing on his late night TV show Monday night! Folks, knowing what Kimmel is like, (and Ford’s habit of not thinking these things thru!) ….., this could turn out very badly for the Mayor!
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AND FINALLY: Joan Rivers was not a happy camper (and rightfully so!) when the comedienne had cake thrown at her at the QVC Red Carpet Style event in L.A. on Friday, Feb. 28.
But what first seemed like a scary incident, turned out to be a silly prank the E! Fashion Host concocted with Miss Piggy.
“She was absolutely covered. She was yelling for her car,” added the insider. “It was outside of the event. Joan was frantic and trying to get through the crowd.”
Indeed, Rivers, 80, looked absolutely miserable, but was it all in fun?
Shortly before getting covered in frosting from head-to-toe, the comedienne was caught arguing with the Muppet. “You’re not going anywhere!” she was overheard yelling.
Miss Piggy then replied: “Next time it’ll be a lot more than a pie!”
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A WARNING TO YOUNG GUYS: IF YOU PICK UP A GIRL AT A BAR, OR PARTY, AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH HER ..........., THE POLITICALLY CORRECT CROWD IS STARTING TO HINT THAT SHE MIGHT NOT BE CONSIDERED "CAPABLE" OF CONSENT! YOU YOU COULD THEREFORE BE CHARGED WITH "RAPE!"
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OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE:
A veteran New Jersey teacher could be fired from her job after discovering two naked kindergarten students “having sex” inside a school bathroom.
Kelly Mascio, 43, is facing termination in connection with the incident late last year at Mullica Township Elementary School in southern New Jersey.
Mascio, who has taught for more than 15 years, is suspended with pay while a disciplinary process continues.
As detailed in a Mullica Township Police Department report, two of Macsio’s students–both five-years-old–went into an in-classroom bathroom and removed their clothes.
When Mascio, pictured at right, subsequently discovered the
children–a boy and a girl–they told her they were “having sex,” cops
noted.
Mascio, who immediately reported the incident to the school’s
principal, was suspended for allegedly failing to properly monitor the
children. A related police investigation concluded with no criminal charges being filed.
How was this woman going to monitor the kids in the washroom, while
at the same time making sure the kids in the classroom behaved
themselves?
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Will and Jaden Smith have something they can bond over. They
were both awarded Razzies for their performances in “After Earth.” Jaden
was selected as worst actor for his starring role in the sci-fi flop
about a father and son stranded on an untamed earth, while the elder
Smith was chosen as worst supporting actor at Saturday’s Golden
Raspberry Awards, which lampoons Hollywood’s awards season on the eve of
the Oscars.————————————————————–
Weird weather adds new twist for Iditarod racers: While much of North America is in the grip of a “Polar Vortex” the people way up north have mild weather!
Martin Buser mushed a familiar trail to the Little
Susitna River only to find an unfamiliar scene: impassable open water!
(That was in late January, not during break-up, which typically occurs
three months later.)
Welcome to 2014′s winter of extremes, which featured bitter
cold then freezing rain and temperatures into the 50s just about
everywhere from the mushing hotbed of Willow to the Kenai Peninsula and
beyond. With bare ground and exposed fields of hay, state forestry
officials even issued a wildfire advisory for parts of the Mat-Su
borough — on Jan. 30.
“Challenging is probably a good summary,” Buser, of Big Lake, said of
training conditions as he prepared for his 31st Iditarod. “We’ve
encountered a lot of water and a lot of ice. … And rain.”
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NDP Conservation Minister Gord Mackintosh says the beluga population
is healthy right now and the province wants it to stay that way.
(Since Manitoba is a prairie province, this headline naturally caused
a lot of confusion amongst the Naked News staff ………………….., so your
trusty reporter sent some people to Winnipeg to investigate!)
While concentrated mainly in the southwest around
Brandon, Beluga’s have caused traffic problems along the entire stretch
of the Trans Canada and even a few secondary roads right to the Ontario
border!
As traffic increases, Mackintosh said Manitoba wants to minimize the impact on the iconic mammals. “We are looking at a strategy that’s preventative in nature, particularly given in the years ahead we can anticipate more traffic.” Mackintosh said in an interview. “It’s important to achieve a healthy coexistence.”
As traffic increases, Mackintosh said Manitoba wants to minimize the impact on the iconic mammals. “We are looking at a strategy that’s preventative in nature, particularly given in the years ahead we can anticipate more traffic.” Mackintosh said in an interview. “It’s important to achieve a healthy coexistence.”
Officials, so far, are undecided about what to do about them,
although some extremist groups are suggesting that whaling should be
temporarily brought back to deal with the problem!
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SPEAKING OF HEADLINES: This one from New Brunswick caught my eye as well!
“Changing the way we watch women’s hockey!”
Seems a couple of the women’s hockey teams there are considering going topless to kindle more interest in their league!
(Just watch out for frostbite!)
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Rob Ford is going to the Oscars with Jimmy Kimmel, and is then appearing on his late night TV show Monday night! Folks, knowing what Kimmel is like, (and Ford’s habit of not thinking these things thru!) ….., this could turn out very badly for the Mayor!
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AND FINALLY: Joan Rivers was not a happy camper (and rightfully so!) when the comedienne had cake thrown at her at the QVC Red Carpet Style event in L.A. on Friday, Feb. 28.
“Someone threw cake at Joan Rivers as she was leaving the QVC event at the Four Seasons. It was nuts,” an eyewitness told Us of the joke. “She was leaving the event and someone chucked the cake and she screamed.”
“She was absolutely covered. She was yelling for her car,” added the insider. “It was outside of the event. Joan was frantic and trying to get through the crowd.”
Indeed, Rivers, 80, looked absolutely miserable, but was it all in fun?
Shortly before getting covered in frosting from head-to-toe, the comedienne was caught arguing with the Muppet. “You’re not going anywhere!” she was overheard yelling.
Miss Piggy then replied: “Next time it’ll be a lot more than a pie!”
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