Some sort of a wild free-for-all, or insult fest, or punch-up and put-down brewing between a bunch of Hollywierd celebrities!
The main beef is between Justin Belieber and Orlando Bloomer, with a touch of Leonardo CeCrappio, a few other guys, and a bunch of girls everybody has dated!
Don’t want to name any names but the beef seems to have been started because these guys dated the same women at different times, and because of the circles they run in the boys keep seeing each other ……………, here in North America, and over in France, and down in the Islands, etc.
Every time somebody shows up where somebody else is, the insults, and even a few fists, start to fly!
Complicit in this debacle are Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber, P. Diddy, and Leonardo DiCaprio, Anastasia Skolkova, and a host of others who wish to remain anonymous
Meanwhile, throwing punches at belligerent pop stars
isn’t the only way Orlando Bloom’s been generating headlines in
paradise. There’s also some major romantic intrigue going on his life at
the moment, as Bloom was spotted “frolicking” with Erica Packer, the
ex-wife of Australian billionaire James Packer. Because in some kind of
weird, Zalman King-esque twist, it appears James Packer is currently
dating Orlando Bloom’s ex-wife, Miranda Kerr. Kerr, of course, was the
object of Bieber’s lewd remarks, as they allegedly hooked up while Kerr
and Bloom were still married. And Bloom, of course, has been rumored to
have dated Bieber’s ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez. It’s almost like we need
a flowchart to keep track of all this?
http://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2014/08/justin-bieber-repeatedly-humiliated-by-leonardo-dicaprio/375489/
(Meanwhile, regarding another member of this modern day “Rat Pack,” I
also saw another picture of Katy Perry, and yup, she’s got REALLY
nice tits!)Folks, you’ve heard of “Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag!” (Or at least seen the movie?)
WELL, get a load of THIS:
Woman Finds 80 Skeletons Crammed Into Ikea Bags.
Centuries-old skeletons should probably be 6 feet
under—not overflowing out of blue Ikea bags and shoved under a tarp in a
Scandinavian church. But that’s exactly what Kicki Karlén says she
recently found at the Kläckeberga church in Sweden. “There were loads of
skulls and bones stuffed into Ikea bags—I counted up to 80,” she tells
the Expressen newspaper via the Local. “I became angry, very angry about
how they were just sitting there.” There appears to be a (somewhat)
reasonable explanation, at least for the initial excavation.
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Now a few words about the ladies!
(Unfortunately, these are not good words!)
One of a woman’s favourite complaints is men leaving the toilet seat up!
HOLD ON! Back the truck up a bit folks, this is a nice psychological trick, because we could just as easily turn it around and say: “Why don’t women put the seat UP when they’re finished?”
But we don’t!
Why?
Because we’re nice guys, that’s why!
Which brings us to “The Mrs. Herself!”
We had a deal where I went out and made money and she took care of the house, and that worked well for years and years!
Lately, however, she started asking me (just once in a while) to put the dishes in the dishwasher!
(Oh, Oh!)
WELL!
This got to be a more common occurrence until a few days ago when she came home and demanded to know why I hadn’t put the dishes away since: “I was home all afternoon!”
(Ya see …………………, now suddenly it was MY job!)
When I said I didn’t think it had become an obligatory thing for me to put the dishes in the dishwasher, she didn’t say too much, but had a strange look in her eyes!
(That was a few days ago, right?)
Well now I’ve been out of underwear for the past three days!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL, KIDS!
During the summer months, the Mrs. Herself puts a stand-up fan in the office where I work, so that we can cut down on our air-conditioning during the warm weather.
This is all well and good since I don’t mind her Scottish frugality and idiosyncrasies when trying to save us a few bucks on the hydro bill!
(But, she always turns the fan on rotate, or sweep, or whatever you call it ………….! ( That’s where that thing goes back and forth)
Here’s the trouble, as I have explained to her many times now!
First of all, a steady stream of air in one direction instead of back and forth works better at cleaning a room because you get a steady flow in one direction and this is more efficient.
But that’s not even the main reason!
When it goes back and forth and I’m sitting at my desk, I only get a blast of air once every ten or fifteen seconds, and this destroys my concentration because I’m always anticipating the next blast!
I mentioned this to her again yesterday………….., and the reply I got was: “Well turn it off when you go in the room! (You know, the same as: “Put the seat down!”)
Naturally I keep forgetting this bit of sage advice, so when I sat down at my desk today I got another unexpected blast of cold air on the back of my neck ………, at which point I got up, went out to the garage, and threw the fan in the garbage!
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