These poor, misguided, idiots are blowing themselves up because some fast talking 
Here’s some of the things they thought were waiting for them:
But!
The reality of the matter is that it’s NOT EVEN ONE OF THESE!
Nope, not a chance in hell, let alone heaven, kids!
Matter of fact, it wouldn’t even be that old joke about 72 of THESE virgins waiting for them at the Pearly Gates!
Not on your life, bunky!
(Sorry, I just couldn’t resist the pun!)
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD, BOYS AND GIRLS ………………, AND THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE WAITING FOR YOU!
OR THIS!
Matter of fact, the only person you’re gonna make happy is THIS guy!
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Leonardo DiCaprio is either a little too full of himself, or he has no concept of protocol, appropriateness, or decorum!
Leo was up north doing his required celebrity NO-NO bit against the oil sands when he issued an ‘ice-bucket’ challenge to the Prime Minister!
I guess somebody forgot to tell the Hollywood luminary that Prime Ministers and Presidents don’t do that sort of stuff!
Both Harper and Obama understandably declined in the past few days, and just contributed money instead!
After all kids, there is such a thing as propriety, correctness……………….., and veneer!
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Some woman here in London just opened a “NO ANIMAL” restaurant over in the POSH section of town on Richmond Row!
Lunch today consists of a glass of water and a sprout sandwich!
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Bill Cosby is playing at Casino Rama this Friday, and I imagine he
will have more to say about blacks getting off their asses and getting
an education …………, and maybe even some ambition! I got a bit of flack
about what I said concerning blacks (and a bunch of other people) a
couple of days ago, but when Cosby agrees with me, the criticism doesn’t
seem so important.
By the way, Bill might be 77 years old, but he still does about 150 shows a year, plus he just got another TV gig as well!
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Speaking about getting flack for what I said a few days ago…………………., I
made some comments about the United States of America, and the NRA in
particular, that didn’t sit well with a lot of folks!
Well boys and girls, this little article will vindicate me:
A 9-year-old girl vacationing with her family
accidentally shot and killed an instructor at a shooting range,
authorities said. The shooting happened at 10 a.m. Monday at Arizona
Last Stop, a tourist spot southeast of Las Vegas. According to the
Mohave County Sheriff’s Office, the instructor – identified as Charles
Vacca, 39 – was standing next to the girl, teaching her how to use an
automatic Uzi. The girl’s parents stood nearby, capturing video of the
experience. As the girl pulled the trigger, the recoil caused her to
lose control of the gun, with Vacca accidentally shot in the head, the
Mohave County Sheriff’s Office said. Vacca was flown to University
Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.
FIRST OF ALL THE NRA DIDN’T HAVE SHIT TO SAY ABOUT THIS, AND SECOND,
WHAT SORT OF A COUNTRY ALLOWS PARENTS TO LET THEIR NINE YEAR OLD
DAUGHTER SHOOT AN UZI MACHINE GUN?????
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Now here’s something ya don’t see every day folks!
Ali Hassan, a Muslim with an Arabic background, is coming to London this week ……………………………., AND HE’S A COMEDIAN!
This I gotta see!
A 9-year-old girl vacationing with her family
accidentally shot and killed an instructor at a shooting range,
authorities said. The shooting happened at 10 a.m. Monday at Arizona
Last Stop, a tourist spot southeast of Las Vegas. According to the
Mohave County Sheriff’s Office, the instructor – identified as Charles
Vacca, 39 – was standing next to the girl, teaching her how to use an
automatic Uzi. The girl’s parents stood nearby, capturing video of the
experience. As the girl pulled the trigger, the recoil caused her to
lose control of the gun, with Vacca accidentally shot in the head, the
Mohave County Sheriff’s Office said. Vacca was flown to University
Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.
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