Dear Readers:
We used to call Prime Minister Paul martin “Mr. Dithers,” but due to recent events, we here at the Perspective Research Department think that President Obama has deservedly taken that tittle as his own.
Of course, he is still deciding on whether he should pick up his trophy ………….., or not!
Here’s some news for ya, the NRA is divided in their opinion on whether it’s appropriate for a nine year old to fire an UZI machine gun!
(We just report ‘em, folks!)
It’s “back to school time kids, and going for “STILL MORE MONEY,” B.C. teachers have publicly stated that their strike is for “the students …………., and education in general!
And here’s something else ya don’t see every day! A NEW WAY OF LOOKING AT THINGS!
A man born with physical disabilities so severe his head is UPSIDE-DOWN has defied the odds to become an inspirational public speaker.
Claudio Vieira de Oliveira, 37, was born with his neck is folded back on itself.
But Claudio from Monte Santo, Brazil, has overcome his extreme disadvantages to graduate as an accountant and become a public speaker.
Claudio said: “Since I was a child I’ve always liked to keep myself busy and work – I don’t like to depend totally on other people.
“I do a bit of accounting, research for clients and consulting.
“I have learned to turn on the TV, pick up my cell phone, turn on the radio, use the internet, my computer – I do it all by myself.”
Claudio types with a pen held in his mouth, operates phones and a computer mouse with his lips and has specially made shoes that allow him to move around town.
His determined independence saw him succeeding at school and qualifying as an accountant from the State University of Feira de Santana.
(Unfortunately he didn’t get for as an accountant since he kept getting numbers mixed up!)
Since we are talking about weird and strange stuff anyway there is a cemetery called
‘The Fairmount Memorial Park’ in north Spokane where they had a ledge give way creating a miniature landslide Friday.
The slide carried a vault holding a casket tobogganing about 30 feet down a hill in what the cemetery’s CEO Denny York described as a “freak accident.”
No word yet on charges……………………, or even how much they are going to charge for the ride!
Too bad they don’t teach fire safety in obedience school.

2135_1409577723A fire in a home this weekend appears to have started when a dog turned on the stove, police say.
But the canine may not be entirely to blame: It seems someone left a laptop on the stove in Lacey Township.
That’s what started burning when the dog made its mistake.
After the fire was reported, police turned up to find smoke coming from the roof.
Firefighters put out the flames and saved the dog, who was unhurt, the AP notes; no one else was home.
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Won’t tell ya where, but this definitely qualifies as ‘dirty pool!’
A woman who was running for president of her local P.T.A. has been charged with planting drugs in a rivals car to win the election!
Would have got away with it too, except someone saw her!
Christ, and we thought Federal politics was dirty!

Just when you thought you’d seen everything! Guess What This is..............


No reason to stand on your feet waiting to get your welfare check.
Just put your flip-flops next in line and go back and sit on your butt and play games on your iPhone.
Is the U.S.A. a great country or what!


And finally: A popular Montreal bar is being accused of homophobia after a bouncer allegedly kicked out two male students for kissing.

A student association at the Universite de Montreal is demanding an apology from Bar Saint-Sulpice, a busy spot in the city’s Latin Quarter.

Vincent Fournier Gosselin, an executive with the student group, says a bouncer at the bar forced the two students to leave a medical school orientation event last Friday night.

Gosselin called the actions “homophobic and totally unacceptable.”

(What they failed to mention was that one guy was kissing the other guy’s dick!)


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