Here’s someone who tried to join the “mile high” club as a solo act!
A British woman was arrested on suspicion of being drunk in an aircraft after she stripped off on a flight from Jamaica – and started performing a solo SEX ACT. (Masturbation!) The 46-year-old woman from south-west London was nicked when her British Airways flight landed at Gatwick Airport on March 19, from Kingston, Jamaica.
David Copperfield, the magician, made the water in his rooftop swimming pool disappear over the weekend!
Well, O.K. it didn’t really disappear …….., the pool sprang a leak and flooded his apartment underneath!
See this woman?
Whatever ya do, don’t piss her off!
A Florida retiree was arrested Wednesday after she allegedly smeared dog feces on a neighbor whose pet had defecated in the woman’s yard.
goldbergAmy Goldberg, 57, was charged with battery on a person 65 years or older and was released Thursday from the Palm Beach County Jail on her own recognizance. The women both live at the Woodfield Country Club.
According to an arrest report, Goldberg’s 67-year-old neighbor was walking her dog when the animal defecated on Goldberg’s lawn. The neighbor told Boca Raton police that Goldberg came out of the house screaming and yelling. The neighbor said she was in the process of cleaning up after her dog with a plastic bag but stopped when Goldberg began yelling.
“You clean it up,” the neighbor said she told Goldberg.
Goldberg grabbed a plastic bag, scooped up the feces and ran the neighbor down, the report said. She then allegedly smeared the feces on the neighbor. When police arrived, the neighbor had feces on her hands and shirt.
Goldberg told police that her neighbor “habitually” allows the dog to defecate on her lawn and never attempts to clean it up. Goldberg admitted to picking up the feces and “targeting” the neighbor with it, the report said.
Goldberg claimed that the neighbor smeared the feces on herself.
Hey kids, we have a brand new “Asshole of the Day!”
Rapper A$AP Ferg has intentions of bridging the gap between suburban and inner-city America by connecting fans to his music via the Internet.

During a recent interview on NPR’s “Microphone Check” podcast
, the 26-year-old A$AP Mob member explained his thoughts that racism has ended and credits the millennial generation for its disappearance.
106 & Park Live“There’s no racism with the Internet. Racism only was — is probably like five generations ago. Racism been over,” he admitted to hosts Ali Shaheed Muhammad and Frannie Kelley. “It’s the old people that keep on holding on to it. We don’t hold on to that shit. We don’t know racism. We all like having—like my little brother had white girlfriends. And that’s regular.”
(Not only is racism still around kids ……, so is ignorance!)
Ferg went on to add his thoughts and explain how “classism” is now responsible for being the cause of separation between cultures.
asshole trophy“Basically, it’s not about racism no more, it’s about money. Who got the biggest money,” he explained, reflecting some of the same thoughts addressed by Kanye West. “So ‘we’re gonna oppress these people and they don’t get nothing.’ And it’s a pyramid. That’s how the pyramid work. Everybody plays a position.”
He continued, “You need all of these soldiers, or whatever, to keep the big man up there. I wanna be the big man. I don’t wanna be these guys holding the big man up. It’s like, I’m not gonna keep giving you my money so you can be living in a lavish house and all of that. I’m gonna get that big house so I can put all my soldiers on. All my young dudes that been striving for life. I’m gonna give them a chance.”
Despite Ferg explaining his aspirational intentions during the in-depth interview, he took to his personal Instagram account on Thursday to clarify any misconceptions regarding some of his comments!
A three-alarm fire so intense that it required more than 150 Chicago firefighters broke out last night, and left smoldering in the rubble of the partially collapsed building was what UPI calls “one of the department’s closest allies—a fire extinguisher factory.”
A HazMat response was also called over the materials in fire extinguishers, but ultimately canceled early today. Crews apparently had trouble getting sufficient water on the flames, notes NBC Chicago. “We had one engine feed another engine to another engine until we got water on the fire,” a deputy fire commissioner said. Per DNAInfo, “flames lit up the night sky,” but were put out by midnight.
Cause is still under investigation.

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Look folks, I can understand hiring immigrants so they can work too ................, but why the fuck would you put them on the phone at a call center when ya can't understand a God damned word they say!